00:00 - 00:02The 2s are away at Cardiff met
00:02 - 00:04They're going to get dicked
00:05 - 00:06Did you know I swam for England?
00:07 - 00:08Like fuck did you
00:08 - 00:11Are you excited for Wednesdays game?
00:12 - 00:13Why should i be?
00:13 - 00:16Il be sat at home wanking
00:16 - 00:18Why's that?
00:18 - 00:21My talents get overlooked for fucking Storer
00:21 - 00:25I captained my school in Croyden
00:25 - 00:27But that bearded fuck never picks me
00:28 - 00:29Its so not fair on me
00:30 - 00:33Despite getting a duck at Aber
00:34 - 00:37Im the best player in the club
00:37 - 00:38But you HAVE been picked
00:39 - 00:41You've been picked
00:41 - 00:44I have?
00:44 - 00:46There was a selection crisis so they called you up
00:44 - 00:49aaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhh