| 00:00 - 00:02 | The 2s are away at Cardiff Met |
| 00:02 - 00:04 | They're going to get dicked |
| 00:05 - 00:06 | Did you know I swam for England? |
| 00:07 - 00:08 | Like fuck did you |
| 00:08 - 00:11 | Are you excited for Wednesdays game? |
| 00:12 - 00:13 | Why should I be? |
| 00:13 - 00:16 | il just be sat at home wanking |
| 00:16 - 00:18 | Why is that? |
| 00:18 - 00:21 | I don't get picked |
| 00:21 - 00:25 | My talents are always over-looked for fucking Storer |
| 00:25 - 00:27 | I used to captain my school in Croyden |
| 00:28 - 00:29 | And I'm the most under-rated player in the club |
| 00:30 - 00:33 | I always get wickets in training |
| 00:34 - 00:37 | But that bearded fuck never picks me |
| 00:37 - 00:38 | But you've been picked |
| 00:39 - 00:41 | I've been picked? |
| 00:41 - 00:44 | Yes there's a huge selection crisis |
| 00:44 - 00:46 | woooooooooooooooo |
| 00:44 - 00:49 | hoooooooooooooooo |
