00:00 - 00:02The 2s are away at Cardiff Met
00:02 - 00:04They're going to get dicked
00:05 - 00:06Did you know I swam for England?
00:07 - 00:08Like fuck did you
00:08 - 00:11Are you excited for Wednesdays game?
00:12 - 00:13Why should I be?
00:13 - 00:16il just be sat at home wanking
00:16 - 00:18Why is that?
00:18 - 00:21I don't get picked
00:21 - 00:25My talents are always over-looked for fucking Storer
00:25 - 00:27I used to captain my school in Croyden
00:28 - 00:29And I'm the most under-rated player in the club
00:30 - 00:33I always get wickets in training
00:34 - 00:37But that bearded fuck never picks me
00:37 - 00:38But you've been picked
00:39 - 00:41I've been picked?
00:41 - 00:44Yes there's a huge selection crisis
00:44 - 00:46woooooooooooooooo
00:44 - 00:49hoooooooooooooooo