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Aspley State School NAPLAN results.
What happens when Aspley State School's NAPLAN results come in.

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00:00 - 28:21Year 3, 4 and 5 teachers stay, the rest leave the room.
00:00 - 00:03Welcome all to our special staff meeting today
00:04 - 00:05To discuss our NAPLAN results for 2015
00:05 - 00:07As you can see on this map of like schools comparisons,
00:08 - 00:12We have performed quite well in some areas
00:12 - 00:15And quite poorly in other areas compared to like schools.
00:17 - 00:19Thanks Greg, So it seems to me
00:19 - 00:21We have some real deficiencies to address!
00:24 - 00:26Andrew,
00:27 - 00:28Paul has something he'd like to say.
00:31 - 00:33Boss, I believe that the year 4 teachers are to blame
00:34 - 00:36For the poor results of this year.
01:13 - 01:15This data will not do!
01:15 - 01:17Our distance travelled data is pathetic
01:18 - 01:23Why can't our results be as good as Paul's from last year?
01:25 - 01:28Maybe these grade four teachers are to blame.
01:29 - 01:31Too much emphasis on History, and Science
01:31 - 01:34And that ridiculous science and don't get me started
01:34 - 01:37On art and music.
01:37 - 01:40We don't get good numbers on My School we are finished!
01:40 - 01:42Andrew, no one ever looks on My School
01:42 - 01:46Nonsense, my supervisor loves My School
01:46 - 01:48Andrew, what about Words Their Way?
01:48 - 01:52You can take Words There Way and
01:53 - 01:54Lump it with outcomes based education
01:56 - 01:57We all know how successful that was don't we?
01:57 - 02:00The department keeps changing the goalposts for us
02:00 - 02:03But luckily we get the resources to deal with it!
02:04 - 02:08C2C should be giving us
02:08 - 02:13Outstanding results on NAPLAN
02:14 - 02:16Why aren't we better than the national average in all areas?
02:17 - 02:21Some of us are even using iLit for goodness sake!
02:27 - 02:29It's those early years teachers isn't it?
02:30 - 02:34They need to teach the basics better.
02:34 - 02:36Maybe it's Anthony's influence.
02:41 - 02:42When I was a PE Teacher things were different.
02:43 - 02:47My students could catch a ball
02:48 - 02:53And surpass the national minimum standard.
02:54 - 02:56Now our kids are fat and slow
02:56 - 02:59And are being beaten by schools with a lower ISCEA Index than us!
03:00 - 03:02All they think of is taking selfies with their iPads.
03:04 - 03:07It's okay Maria, they didn't take the selfies in class time
03:14 - 03:16Our reputation is in tatters
03:19 - 03:23Only Paul's distance travelled data from last year can save us
03:25 - 03:26And now that grade 7 is high school
03:31 - 03:33Nelma's teaching makes the high schools look good. Instead of us
03:40 - 03:46Maybe we can put Nelma onto add three
03:46 - 03:49To lift our results.
03:53 - 03:56But what to do with the year four teachers?