00:00 - 00:03 | Mark Pass has been seen on Bressay |
00:04 - 00:05 | Its in the Shetlands Isles |
00:05 - 00:07 | He flew from Aberdeen |
00:08 - 00:12 | It was a very expensive flight |
00:12 - 00:15 | He's been flying a lot to the Northern Isles |
00:17 - 00:19 | Also a lot to the Western Isles |
00:19 - 00:21 | At this rate he will get well over 400 |
00:24 - 00:26 | My fuhrer |
00:27 - 00:28 | errr |
00:31 - 00:33 | He has now seen the Black-faced Bunting |
00:34 - 00:36 | He is with the cheque-book birders |
00:53 - 00:58 | Need a war cabinet (i.e. inner circle) meeting now. The rest leave |
01:13 - 01:15 | We must stop him NOW before its too late |
01:15 - 01:17 | Its going to be difficult with so many cheque-book witnesses |
01:18 - 01:23 | We urgently need to get out of the EU |
01:25 - 01:28 | Then Scotland will leave the UK |
01:29 - 01:31 | Then I will have the biggest again |
01:31 - 01:34 | I rarely go Scotland in the autumn |
01:34 - 01:37 | I didn't see the 2016 American WW Scoter |
01:37 - 01:40 | Nigel Farage, is the UK going to get out of the EU? |
01:40 - 01:42 | No, it is not looking good at all |
01:42 - 01:46 | Up your game or you will be out of the inner circle |
01:46 - 01:48 | We need Boris to join us, otherwise we will loose |
01:48 - 01:52 | All of you must learn from the true Master |
01:53 - 01:54 | Tell all that the Blue Rock Thrush |
01:56 - 01:57 | was an escape from Kent. |
01:57 - 02:00 | Tell all that Mark counts other escapes |
02:00 - 02:03 | Tell all my 1996 list was an England only list |
02:04 - 02:08 | Tell all I have the biggest |
02:08 - 02:13 | I will invent yet more birds for 1996 |
02:14 - 02:16 | It was 384, then 386, soon it will be bigger |
02:17 - 02:21 | In 1996: had 41 YBW, 24 Wryneck, 68 Wood Sand |
02:27 - 02:29 | Pretended many times to have the biggest & got away with it |
02:30 - 02:34 | I am George Michael of the birding world |
02:34 - 02:36 | I am the master list keeper |
02:41 - 02:42 | We need Scotland to break away from the UK |
02:43 - 02:47 | Everybody knows I don't fly much |
02:48 - 02:53 | So I have dipped lots of key Mega's |
02:54 - 02:56 | I didn't see Kingbird, Thick-billed, Purple Martin, Caspian Plover, ... |
02:56 - 02:59 | With Scotland gone I will be top twitcher |
03:00 - 03:02 | I will get my own back on these cheque-book birders |
03:04 - 03:07 | Don't worry Nigel will get his own back |
03:14 - 03:16 | Mark Pass only got 386 in England |
03:19 - 03:23 | My 1996 list is now a whooping 391 but |
03:25 - 03:26 | Nigel you have let me down again. |
03:31 - 03:33 | Scotland have voted to stay in the UK |
03:40 - 03:46 | I'm finished. Everyone know's I didn't see 2016 Humes, AWW Scoter, etc |
03:46 - 03:49 | What else can I do instead. I know, I will be the |
03:53 - 03:56 | World Pooh Stick champion at Oxford |