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I got the biggest of all time
A story about Mark Pass & George Michael of the birding world

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00:00 - 00:03Mark Pass has been seen on Bressay
00:04 - 00:05Its in the Shetlands Isles
00:05 - 00:07He flew from Aberdeen
00:08 - 00:12It was a very expensive flight
00:12 - 00:15He's been flying a lot to the Northern Isles
00:17 - 00:19Also a lot to the Western Isles
00:19 - 00:21At this rate he will get well over 400
00:24 - 00:26My fuhrer
00:27 - 00:28errr
00:31 - 00:33He has now seen the Black-faced Bunting
00:34 - 00:36He is with the cheque-book birders
00:53 - 00:58Need a war cabinet (i.e. inner circle) meeting now. The rest leave
01:13 - 01:15We must stop him NOW before its too late
01:15 - 01:17Its going to be difficult with so many cheque-book witnesses
01:18 - 01:23We urgently need to get out of the EU
01:25 - 01:28Then Scotland will leave the UK
01:29 - 01:31Then I will have the biggest again
01:31 - 01:34I rarely go Scotland in the autumn
01:34 - 01:37I didn't see the 2016 American WW Scoter
01:37 - 01:40Nigel Farage, is the UK going to get out of the EU?
01:40 - 01:42No, it is not looking good at all
01:42 - 01:46Up your game or you will be out of the inner circle
01:46 - 01:48We need Boris to join us, otherwise we will loose
01:48 - 01:52All of you must learn from the true Master
01:53 - 01:54Tell all that the Blue Rock Thrush
01:56 - 01:57was an escape from Kent.
01:57 - 02:00Tell all that Mark counts other escapes
02:00 - 02:03Tell all my 1996 list was an England only list
02:04 - 02:08Tell all I have the biggest
02:08 - 02:13I will invent yet more birds for 1996
02:14 - 02:16It was 384, then 386, soon it will be bigger
02:17 - 02:21In 1996: had 41 YBW, 24 Wryneck, 68 Wood Sand
02:27 - 02:29Pretended many times to have the biggest & got away with it
02:30 - 02:34I am George Michael of the birding world
02:34 - 02:36I am the master list keeper
02:41 - 02:42We need Scotland to break away from the UK
02:43 - 02:47Everybody knows I don't fly much
02:48 - 02:53So I have dipped lots of key Mega's
02:54 - 02:56I didn't see Kingbird, Thick-billed, Purple Martin, Caspian Plover, ...
02:56 - 02:59With Scotland gone I will be top twitcher
03:00 - 03:02I will get my own back on these cheque-book birders
03:04 - 03:07Don't worry Nigel will get his own back
03:14 - 03:16Mark Pass only got 386 in England
03:19 - 03:23My 1996 list is now a whooping 391 but
03:25 - 03:26Nigel you have let me down again.
03:31 - 03:33Scotland have voted to stay in the UK
03:40 - 03:46I'm finished. Everyone know's I didn't see 2016 Humes, AWW Scoter, etc
03:46 - 03:49What else can I do instead. I know, I will be the
03:53 - 03:56World Pooh Stick champion at Oxford