| 00:00 - 00:03 | The first game is Home to Redruth |
| 00:04 - 00:05 | We Then Play newquay away |
| 00:05 - 00:07 | We have a paid pro and a oversa's |
| 00:08 - 00:12 | and Mo is travellng down from london |
| 00:12 - 00:15 | Penzance have a good chance of winning the prem |
| 00:17 - 00:19 | Good how we get on against ludgvan |
| 00:19 - 00:21 | was it a comprehensive win. |
| 00:24 - 00:26 | My Fuhrer |
| 00:27 - 00:28 | I'am affraid |
| 00:31 - 00:33 | I'am affraid we lost to ludgvan they had Nathan Pobega |
| 00:34 - 00:36 | Also Alex and Ryan from Gulval |
| 00:53 - 00:58 | Johnny,fletch and godfrey stay everyone else leave the room |
| 01:13 - 01:15 | That is why we paid £300 for sweeny |
| 01:15 - 01:17 | We pay moe's travel and the oversea's flights |
| 01:18 - 01:23 | They have a Village a small fucking village |
| 01:25 - 01:28 | they have a aussie who wears leggings |
| 01:29 - 01:31 | how can you be so fucking shit at cricket |
| 01:31 - 01:34 | Just because you didnt have moe doesnt mean you cant win |
| 01:34 - 01:37 | They had fucking Gulval rejects from div 2 |
| 01:37 - 01:40 | We are the town div 1 winners |
| 01:40 - 01:42 | My fuhrer sweeny bowled 21 wides |
| 01:42 - 01:46 | 21 fucking wides has he played the fucking game before |
| 01:46 - 01:48 | My Fuhrer he was ony 50% fit after his operation |
| 01:48 - 01:52 | Are you talking out of your arse,100% will still be 10 wides a game |
| 01:53 - 01:54 | We have a coach |
| 01:56 - 01:57 | They have a minibus from ludgvan school |
| 01:57 - 02:00 | 11 boys from a fucking village |
| 02:00 - 02:03 | A Aussie and a man made of jelly opening the bowling |
| 02:04 - 02:08 | How the fuck you expect us to compete in the Prem |
| 02:08 - 02:13 | You cant even beat a bunch of fucking villagers from ludgvan |
| 02:14 - 02:16 | You stupid cunts you have wasted our money |
| 02:17 - 02:21 | What the fuck are we supose to do now, we cant send him back it was sold as seen |
| 02:27 - 02:29 | We are fucked |
| 02:30 - 02:34 | we have no more money, no more money |
| 02:34 - 02:36 | We could of had someone local |
| 02:41 - 02:42 | a decent Prem player |
| 02:43 - 02:47 | A proven player from st Just, not that pile of wank |
| 02:48 - 02:53 | We could of had damo for £30 a game and a Fruit shoot |
| 02:54 - 02:56 | Atleast he can bat and bowl on the wicket |
| 02:56 - 02:59 | But you got someone who is fucking injured and bowls to third man |
| 03:00 - 03:02 | Everyone must be laughing at us, the cornishman will have a field day |
| 03:04 - 03:07 | How can we ever show our faces down Zero lounge Now |
| 03:14 - 03:16 | I just dont know what to do |
| 03:19 - 03:23 | I have no answers |
| 03:25 - 03:26 | we are well and truly fucked |
| 03:31 - 03:33 | You have all fucked right up |
| 03:40 - 03:46 | We need to call back craig nicholls |
| 03:46 - 03:49 | Hes the saviour for this the club |
| 03:53 - 03:56 | God help us |
