00:00 - 00:03The first game is Home to Redruth

00:04 - 00:05We Then Play newquay away

00:05 - 00:07We have a paid pro and a oversa's

00:08 - 00:12and Mo is travellng down from london

00:12 - 00:15Penzance have a good chance of winning the prem

00:17 - 00:19Good how we get on against ludgvan

00:19 - 00:21was it a comprehensive win.

00:24 - 00:26My Fuhrer

00:27 - 00:28I'am affraid

00:31 - 00:33I'am affraid we lost to ludgvan they had Nathan Pobega

00:34 - 00:36Also Alex and Ryan from Gulval

00:53 - 00:58Johnny,fletch and godfrey stay everyone else leave the room

01:13 - 01:15That is why we paid £300 for sweeny

01:15 - 01:17We pay moe's travel and the oversea's flights

01:18 - 01:23They have a Village a small fucking village

01:25 - 01:28they have a aussie who wears leggings

01:29 - 01:31how can you be so fucking shit at cricket

01:31 - 01:34Just because you didnt have moe doesnt mean you cant win

01:34 - 01:37They had fucking Gulval rejects from div 2

01:37 - 01:40We are the town div 1 winners

01:40 - 01:42My fuhrer sweeny bowled 21 wides

01:42 - 01:4621 fucking wides has he played the fucking game before

01:46 - 01:48My Fuhrer he was ony 50% fit after his operation

01:48 - 01:52Are you talking out of your arse,100% will still be 10 wides a game

01:53 - 01:54We have a coach

01:56 - 01:57They have a minibus from ludgvan school

01:57 - 02:0011 boys from a fucking village

02:00 - 02:03A Aussie and a man made of jelly opening the bowling

02:04 - 02:08How the fuck you expect us to compete in the Prem

02:08 - 02:13You cant even beat a bunch of fucking villagers from ludgvan

02:14 - 02:16You stupid cunts you have wasted our money

02:17 - 02:21What the fuck are we supose to do now, we cant send him back it was sold as seen

02:27 - 02:29We are fucked

02:30 - 02:34we have no more money, no more money

02:34 - 02:36We could of had someone local

02:41 - 02:42a decent Prem player

02:43 - 02:47A proven player from st Just, not that pile of wank

02:48 - 02:53We could of had damo for £30 a game and a Fruit shoot

02:54 - 02:56Atleast he can bat and bowl on the wicket

02:56 - 02:59But you got someone who is fucking injured and bowls to third man

03:00 - 03:02Everyone must be laughing at us, the cornishman will have a field day

03:04 - 03:07How can we ever show our faces down Zero lounge Now

03:14 - 03:16I just dont know what to do

03:19 - 03:23I have no answers

03:25 - 03:26we are well and truly fucked

03:31 - 03:33You have all fucked right up

03:40 - 03:46We need to call back craig nicholls

03:46 - 03:49Hes the saviour for this the club

03:53 - 03:56God help us