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Hitler reacts to Penzance V ludgvan
Reaction to the village winning

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00:00 - 00:03The first game is Home to Redruth
00:04 - 00:05We Then Play newquay away
00:05 - 00:07We have a paid pro and a oversa's
00:08 - 00:12and Mo is travellng down from london
00:12 - 00:15Penzance have a good chance of winning the prem
00:17 - 00:19Good how we get on against ludgvan
00:19 - 00:21was it a comprehensive win.
00:24 - 00:26My Fuhrer
00:27 - 00:28I'am affraid
00:31 - 00:33I'am affraid we lost to ludgvan they had Nathan Pobega
00:34 - 00:36Also Alex and Ryan from Gulval
00:53 - 00:58Johnny,fletch and godfrey stay everyone else leave the room
01:13 - 01:15That is why we paid £300 for sweeny
01:15 - 01:17We pay moe's travel and the oversea's flights
01:18 - 01:23They have a Village a small fucking village
01:25 - 01:28they have a aussie who wears leggings
01:29 - 01:31how can you be so fucking shit at cricket
01:31 - 01:34Just because you didnt have moe doesnt mean you cant win
01:34 - 01:37They had fucking Gulval rejects from div 2
01:37 - 01:40We are the town div 1 winners
01:40 - 01:42My fuhrer sweeny bowled 21 wides
01:42 - 01:4621 fucking wides has he played the fucking game before
01:46 - 01:48My Fuhrer he was ony 50% fit after his operation
01:48 - 01:52Are you talking out of your arse,100% will still be 10 wides a game
01:53 - 01:54We have a coach
01:56 - 01:57They have a minibus from ludgvan school
01:57 - 02:0011 boys from a fucking village
02:00 - 02:03A Aussie and a man made of jelly opening the bowling
02:04 - 02:08How the fuck you expect us to compete in the Prem
02:08 - 02:13You cant even beat a bunch of fucking villagers from ludgvan
02:14 - 02:16You stupid cunts you have wasted our money
02:17 - 02:21What the fuck are we supose to do now, we cant send him back it was sold as seen
02:27 - 02:29We are fucked
02:30 - 02:34we have no more money, no more money
02:34 - 02:36We could of had someone local
02:41 - 02:42a decent Prem player
02:43 - 02:47A proven player from st Just, not that pile of wank
02:48 - 02:53We could of had damo for £30 a game and a Fruit shoot
02:54 - 02:56Atleast he can bat and bowl on the wicket
02:56 - 02:59But you got someone who is fucking injured and bowls to third man
03:00 - 03:02Everyone must be laughing at us, the cornishman will have a field day
03:04 - 03:07How can we ever show our faces down Zero lounge Now
03:14 - 03:16I just dont know what to do
03:19 - 03:23I have no answers
03:25 - 03:26we are well and truly fucked
03:31 - 03:33You have all fucked right up
03:40 - 03:46We need to call back craig nicholls
03:46 - 03:49Hes the saviour for this the club
03:53 - 03:56God help us