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Donny's Braai
We have heard on Facebook that Donny's having a braai. caption text here We can't find Woodstock on the map. caption text here or Duke Street. caption text here

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00:00 - 00:03We have heard on Facebook that Donny's having a braai.
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00:04 - 00:05We can't find Woodstock on the map.
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00:05 - 00:07or Duke Street.
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00:08 - 00:12The invite even says there will be Cookies and Cream...
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00:12 - 00:15...and even Chocolate Cake vodka.
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00:17 - 00:19We need to be at this braai.
00:19 - 00:21We'll find out where it is.
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00:24 - 00:26Sir...
00:27 - 00:28...she...
00:31 - 00:33..even has a new puppy called Squeak.
00:34 - 00:36She got it last year December
00:53 - 00:58Others have been invited.
01:13 - 01:15We must be there!
01:15 - 01:17There's still time to "Friend" her on facebook, there's a chance we will be invited.
01:18 - 01:23We can inbox her and just ask?
01:25 - 01:28Or I could buy her another puppy in return for an invite
01:29 - 01:31Aaah, we're fucked!
01:31 - 01:34She will never fall for that.
01:34 - 01:37The invites went out yesterday.
01:37 - 01:40And I haven't received mine.
01:40 - 01:42Sir, did you check your inbox.
01:42 - 01:46Yes, I checked my fucking inbox, three times.
01:46 - 01:48Sir, they going to have awesome snacks.
01:48 - 01:52I am so tired of eating Eisbein.
01:53 - 01:54We all deserve awesome snacks...
01:56 - 01:57...with no sauerkraut sides.
01:57 - 02:00I want to drink Cookies and Cream.
02:00 - 02:03And play with Squeak.
02:04 - 02:08Do you not want the same?
02:08 - 02:13No one ever lets me play with their animals.
02:14 - 02:16I am an animal person
02:17 - 02:21And I like to listen to Neil Diamond, especially Sweet Caroline.
02:27 - 02:29Last year I even learnt...
02:30 - 02:34...to do that stupid Gungnum Style dance
02:34 - 02:36I could go there and teach everyone how to do it.
02:41 - 02:42I fucking rock...
02:43 - 02:47Has Donny even seen me without my shirt off?
02:48 - 02:53I might have man boobs but once the oil is on my chest...
02:54 - 02:56Yeah. That'll work.
02:56 - 02:59Maybe I should send her a picture?
03:00 - 03:02Then we will be Fcaebook friends.
03:04 - 03:07He;s talking about another woman Anna?.
03:14 - 03:16If not I will gatecrash that damn braai.
03:19 - 03:23And unleash the beast of a man I am.
03:25 - 03:26"A dancing oiled beast"
03:31 - 03:33And you will regret...
03:40 - 03:46...not inviting me to all your get togethers.
03:46 - 03:49So we'll be there invited or not on the 20th April...
03:53 - 03:56...and we hope to see everyone there too.