00:00 - 00:03 | We have heard on Facebook that Donny's having a braai. |
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00:04 - 00:05 | We can't find Woodstock on the map. |
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00:05 - 00:07 | or Duke Street. |
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00:08 - 00:12 | The invite even says there will be Cookies and Cream... |
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00:12 - 00:15 | ...and even Chocolate Cake vodka. |
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00:17 - 00:19 | We need to be at this braai. |
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00:19 - 00:21 | We'll find out where it is. |
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00:24 - 00:26 | Sir... |
00:27 - 00:28 | ...she... |
00:31 - 00:33 | ..even has a new puppy called Squeak. |
00:34 - 00:36 | She got it last year December |
00:53 - 00:58 | Others have been invited. |
01:13 - 01:15 | We must be there! |
01:15 - 01:17 | There's still time to "Friend" her on facebook, there's a chance we will be invited. |
01:18 - 01:23 | We can inbox her and just ask? |
01:25 - 01:28 | Or I could buy her another puppy in return for an invite |
01:29 - 01:31 | Aaah, we're fucked! |
01:31 - 01:34 | She will never fall for that. |
01:34 - 01:37 | The invites went out yesterday. |
01:37 - 01:40 | And I haven't received mine. |
01:40 - 01:42 | Sir, did you check your inbox. |
01:42 - 01:46 | Yes, I checked my fucking inbox, three times. |
01:46 - 01:48 | Sir, they going to have awesome snacks. |
01:48 - 01:52 | I am so tired of eating Eisbein. |
01:53 - 01:54 | We all deserve awesome snacks... |
01:56 - 01:57 | ...with no sauerkraut sides. |
01:57 - 02:00 | I want to drink Cookies and Cream. |
02:00 - 02:03 | And play with Squeak. |
02:04 - 02:08 | Do you not want the same? |
02:08 - 02:13 | No one ever lets me play with their animals. |
02:14 - 02:16 | I am an animal person |
02:17 - 02:21 | And I like to listen to Neil Diamond, especially Sweet Caroline. |
02:27 - 02:29 | Last year I even learnt... |
02:30 - 02:34 | ...to do that stupid Gungnum Style dance |
02:34 - 02:36 | I could go there and teach everyone how to do it. |
02:41 - 02:42 | I fucking rock... |
02:43 - 02:47 | Has Donny even seen me without my shirt off? |
02:48 - 02:53 | I might have man boobs but once the oil is on my chest... |
02:54 - 02:56 | Yeah. That'll work. |
02:56 - 02:59 | Maybe I should send her a picture? |
03:00 - 03:02 | Then we will be Fcaebook friends. |
03:04 - 03:07 | He;s talking about another woman Anna?. |
03:14 - 03:16 | If not I will gatecrash that damn braai. |
03:19 - 03:23 | And unleash the beast of a man I am. |
03:25 - 03:26 | "A dancing oiled beast" |
03:31 - 03:33 | And you will regret... |
03:40 - 03:46 | ...not inviting me to all your get togethers. |
03:46 - 03:49 | So we'll be there invited or not on the 20th April... |
03:53 - 03:56 | ...and we hope to see everyone there too. |