| 00:00 - 00:03 | We have heard on Facebook that Donny's having a braai. |
| 00:03 - 00:08 | caption text here |
| 00:04 - 00:05 | We can't find Woodstock on the map. |
| 00:05 - 00:10 | caption text here |
| 00:05 - 00:07 | or Duke Street. |
| 00:07 - 00:12 | caption text here |
| 00:08 - 00:12 | The invite even says there will be Cookies and Cream... |
| 00:12 - 00:17 | caption text here |
| 00:12 - 00:15 | ...and even Chocolate Cake vodka. |
| 00:15 - 00:20 | caption text here |
| 00:17 - 00:19 | We need to be at this braai. |
| 00:19 - 00:24 | caption text here |
| 00:19 - 00:21 | We'll find out where it is. |
| 00:21 - 00:26 | caption text here |
| 00:24 - 00:26 | Sir... |
| 00:27 - 00:28 | ...she... |
| 00:31 - 00:33 | ..even has a new puppy called Squeak. |
| 00:34 - 00:36 | She got it last year December |
| 00:53 - 00:58 | Others have been invited. |
| 01:13 - 01:15 | We must be there! |
| 01:15 - 01:17 | There's still time to "Friend" her on facebook, there's a chance we will be invited. |
| 01:18 - 01:23 | We can inbox her and just ask? |
| 01:25 - 01:28 | Or I could buy her another puppy in return for an invite |
| 01:29 - 01:31 | Aaah, we're fucked! |
| 01:31 - 01:34 | She will never fall for that. |
| 01:34 - 01:37 | The invites went out yesterday. |
| 01:37 - 01:40 | And I haven't received mine. |
| 01:40 - 01:42 | Sir, did you check your inbox. |
| 01:42 - 01:46 | Yes, I checked my fucking inbox, three times. |
| 01:46 - 01:48 | Sir, they going to have awesome snacks. |
| 01:48 - 01:52 | I am so tired of eating Eisbein. |
| 01:53 - 01:54 | We all deserve awesome snacks... |
| 01:56 - 01:57 | ...with no sauerkraut sides. |
| 01:57 - 02:00 | I want to drink Cookies and Cream. |
| 02:00 - 02:03 | And play with Squeak. |
| 02:04 - 02:08 | Do you not want the same? |
| 02:08 - 02:13 | No one ever lets me play with their animals. |
| 02:14 - 02:16 | I am an animal person |
| 02:17 - 02:21 | And I like to listen to Neil Diamond, especially Sweet Caroline. |
| 02:27 - 02:29 | Last year I even learnt... |
| 02:30 - 02:34 | ...to do that stupid Gungnum Style dance |
| 02:34 - 02:36 | I could go there and teach everyone how to do it. |
| 02:41 - 02:42 | I fucking rock... |
| 02:43 - 02:47 | Has Donny even seen me without my shirt off? |
| 02:48 - 02:53 | I might have man boobs but once the oil is on my chest... |
| 02:54 - 02:56 | Yeah. That'll work. |
| 02:56 - 02:59 | Maybe I should send her a picture? |
| 03:00 - 03:02 | Then we will be Fcaebook friends. |
| 03:04 - 03:07 | He;s talking about another woman Anna?. |
| 03:14 - 03:16 | If not I will gatecrash that damn braai. |
| 03:19 - 03:23 | And unleash the beast of a man I am. |
| 03:25 - 03:26 | "A dancing oiled beast" |
| 03:31 - 03:33 | And you will regret... |
| 03:40 - 03:46 | ...not inviting me to all your get togethers. |
| 03:46 - 03:49 | So we'll be there invited or not on the 20th April... |
| 03:53 - 03:56 | ...and we hope to see everyone there too. |
