| 00:00 - 00:03 | First stop on contiki will be Sweden |
| 00:04 - 00:05 | then we can razz some girls in Denmark, |
| 00:05 - 00:07 | Then smash some Italian sloots on the Amalfi coast |
| 00:08 - 00:12 | then head towards Ibiza to get absolutely fucked up. |
| 00:12 - 00:15 | Finally we can cap it off at Tomorrowland in Belgium |
| 00:17 - 00:19 | As long as all the boys... |
| 00:19 - 00:21 | are single |
| 00:24 - 00:26 | Julz |
| 00:27 - 00:28 | Cardaz... |
| 00:31 - 00:33 | Cardaz is still in a committed long term relationship |
| 00:34 - 00:36 | He hasn't told Elissia about Contiki 2016 |
| 00:53 - 00:58 | Nardi, Ricky, and Corporate Fonz stay here |
| 01:13 - 01:15 | 5 years in a relationship! |
| 01:15 - 01:17 | How the fuck can he not be single for Contiki!!! |
| 01:18 - 01:23 | Weve been through this a million times he cant be in a relationship on Contiki!!! |
| 01:25 - 01:28 | For gods sake! |
| 01:29 - 01:31 | Weve all committed to the trip! |
| 01:31 - 01:34 | Nardi, Ricky, Dom and even fucking Corporate Fonz |
| 01:34 - 01:37 | Ive had enough of him telling us how to live life to the full |
| 01:37 - 01:40 | when hes not even fucking doing it!! |
| 01:40 - 01:42 | But Julz - Cardaz promised he would be on a break by the time we go on contiki |
| 01:42 - 01:46 | It's all fucking lies!! He doesnt have the guts to tell Elissia |
| 01:46 - 01:48 | But Julz hes just trying to be careful with his relationship. |
| 01:48 - 01:52 | She should fucking understand he has to do this for his peace of mind |
| 01:53 - 01:54 | He needs to fuck around!! |
| 01:56 - 01:57 | Even corporate Fonz is smashing sloots |
| 01:57 - 02:00 | Who cares that theyve all been figs |
| 02:00 - 02:03 | at least that small penis is getting in there. |
| 02:04 - 02:08 | Rickys even getting more action than ever on Tinder with no effort |
| 02:08 - 02:13 | and first week out I even match and smash a sloot for gods sake. |
| 02:14 - 02:16 | The blowjobs were so fucking amazing |
| 02:17 - 02:21 | Ive had enough of his wise words and bullshit. |
| 02:27 - 02:29 | I just want single Cardaz |
| 02:30 - 02:34 | who will be there like a true brother |
| 02:34 - 02:36 | Like Julio is to Ricky |
| 02:41 - 02:42 | It's just so shit now |
| 02:43 - 02:47 | Every day is fucking depression for us all now |
| 02:48 - 02:53 | KPMG, CBA and Deloitte - its all fucking depression |
| 02:54 - 02:56 | only the gas gives us hope these days |
| 02:56 - 02:59 | and dont get me started on Newsat or the Baux |
| 03:00 - 03:02 | How can they tell us they have the baux when they dont even have an office!! |
| 03:04 - 03:07 | It's ok - Shalom will find the Baux |
| 03:14 - 03:16 | I guess he loves her |
| 03:19 - 03:23 | Theyll probably get married and have few kids |
| 03:25 - 03:26 | Good luck to him |
| 03:31 - 03:33 | I feel sorry for him |
| 03:40 - 03:46 | He's missing out on the good life. Going out with no stress, being free |
| 03:46 - 03:49 | even going on tinder. |
| 03:53 - 03:56 | It's all over |
