00:00 - 00:03First stop on contiki will be Sweden
00:04 - 00:05then we can razz some girls in Denmark,
00:05 - 00:07Then smash some Italian sloots on the Amalfi coast
00:08 - 00:12then head towards Ibiza to get absolutely fucked up.
00:12 - 00:15Finally we can cap it off at Tomorrowland in Belgium
00:17 - 00:19As long as all the boys...
00:19 - 00:21are single
00:24 - 00:26Julz
00:27 - 00:28Cardaz...
00:31 - 00:33Cardaz is still in a committed long term relationship
00:34 - 00:36He hasn't told Elissia about Contiki 2016
00:53 - 00:58Nardi, Ricky, and Corporate Fonz – stay here
01:13 - 01:155 years in a relationship!
01:15 - 01:17How the fuck can he not be single for Contiki!!!
01:18 - 01:23We’ve been through this a million times – he cant be in a relationship on Contiki!!!
01:25 - 01:28For gods sake!
01:29 - 01:31We’ve all committed to the trip!
01:31 - 01:34Nardi, Ricky, Dom and even fucking Corporate Fonz
01:34 - 01:37I’ve had enough of him telling us how to live life to the full
01:37 - 01:40when he’s not even fucking doing it!!
01:40 - 01:42But Julz - Cardaz promised he would be on a break by the time we go on contiki
01:42 - 01:46It's all fucking lies!! He doesn’t have the guts to tell Elissia
01:46 - 01:48But Julz hes just trying to be careful with his relationship.
01:48 - 01:52She should fucking understand he has to do this for his peace of mind
01:53 - 01:54He needs to fuck around!!
01:56 - 01:57Even corporate Fonz is smashing sloots
01:57 - 02:00Who cares that they’ve all been figs
02:00 - 02:03at least that small penis is getting in there.
02:04 - 02:08Ricky’s even getting more action than ever on Tinder with no effort
02:08 - 02:13and first week out I even match and smash a sloot for gods sake.
02:14 - 02:16The blowjobs were so fucking amazing
02:17 - 02:21I’ve had enough of his wise words and bullshit.
02:27 - 02:29I just want single Cardaz
02:30 - 02:34who will be there like a true brother
02:34 - 02:36Like Julio is to Ricky
02:41 - 02:42It's just so shit now
02:43 - 02:47Every day is fucking depression for us all now
02:48 - 02:53KPMG, CBA and Deloitte - its all fucking depression
02:54 - 02:56only the gas gives us hope these days
02:56 - 02:59and dont get me started on Newsat or the Baux
03:00 - 03:02How can they tell us they have the baux when they dont even have an office!!
03:04 - 03:07It's ok - Shalom will find the Baux
03:14 - 03:16I guess he loves her
03:19 - 03:23They’ll probably get married and have few kids
03:25 - 03:26Good luck to him
03:31 - 03:33I feel sorry for him
03:40 - 03:46He's missing out on the good life. Going out with no stress, being free
03:46 - 03:49even going on tinder.
03:53 - 03:56It's all over