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Hitler Reacts to Online Underwriter Training
After careful review we've discovered the reason behind our rising loss ratios and lost business,... Results are poorest where Underwriters who were trained via the "on-line" training course are located. Here, here & here. Some of the risks they've put on the books are pure crap. Some of their decisions make Meadowbrook look like a frigiin' Think Tank Call Steiner in New York - He's CUO -

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00:00 - 00:03After careful review we've discovered the reason behind our rising loss ratios and lost business,...
00:04 - 00:05Results are poorest where Underwriters who were trained via the "on-line" training course are located.
00:05 - 00:07Here, here & here.
00:08 - 00:12Some of the risks they've put on the books are pure crap.
00:12 - 00:15Some of their decisions make Meadowbrook look like a frigiin' Think Tank
00:17 - 00:19Call Steiner in New York - He's CUO -
00:19 - 00:21He'll straighten this out.
00:24 - 00:26My Fuhrer,.. Steiner
00:27 - 00:28Steiner..
00:31 - 00:33Steiner is the one who came up with the idea of the online training
00:34 - 00:36He's was too cheap to pay for the discount airfare and rooms at Motel 6 to properly train our team.
00:53 - 00:58Will everyone who was not at the last Senior Strategy meeting please leave the room?
01:13 - 01:15Do I have to handle every fucking thing myself?
01:15 - 01:17I told you we were creating a staff of idiots who don't know the difference between their ass and an airplane!
01:18 - 01:23How are we supposed to make an underwriting profit when we hire people who have no aviation experience whatsoever,
01:25 - 01:28then refure to spend a couple of lousy bucks to teach them the difference between a CESSNA Skyhawk and a BUICK Skyhawk!
01:29 - 01:31Even that idiot Receptionist we hired reads FLYING for Christsake!
01:31 - 01:34If I have to hear one more time from a broker about how much fun they had at Starr's golf outing I'm gonna puke!
01:34 - 01:37I'm sick and tired of getting nickle and dimed to death
01:37 - 01:40by those idiots in accounting!
01:40 - 01:42But Sir we need to be lean to drive stakeholder value
01:42 - 01:46Stakeholder value? You're a fucking idiot!
01:46 - 01:48But the 84% STI factor was,...
01:48 - 01:52Was a result of all of us getting bent over the fencepost one more year in order to satisfy Wall Street!
01:53 - 01:54If we want quality results we need quality people in order to achieve them! It's as simple as that!
01:56 - 01:57 When I started in the business you needed to have a Riddle degree and a pilots license.
01:57 - 02:00Otherwise you were flipping burgers!
02:00 - 02:03Then the second-class aviation crept in. UND, FTI, MIddle Tennessee state,
02:04 - 02:08Before you knew it were were hiring from non-aviation schools
02:08 - 02:13and no pilots license required.
02:14 - 02:16Now we get ex-golf pros, accountants, Shit! I heard LA hired a friggin' masseuse!
02:17 - 02:21Can you believe it? A masseuse? What the fuck were they thinking?
02:30 - 02:34Now if I have a steak by myself on a business trip and exceed the allowable cost
02:34 - 02:36I end of having to pay for the damn meal MYSELF!
02:41 - 02:42MYSELF! Fifteen days a move on the road every month and I can't even have a decent meal!
02:43 - 02:47Jet-lagged across 5 time zones for some idiotic meeting in London
02:48 - 02:53IN COACH! Can you fucking believe it?
02:54 - 02:56Then your body clock is so twisted that you can't sleep
02:56 - 02:59can't eat. Hell, you can't even take a decent SHIT!
03:00 - 03:02I told you to pack his laxative,...
03:04 - 03:07I getting too old for this shit,...
03:14 - 03:16I remember when being an Underwriter here was a position of prestige. Competitors feared us. Brokers loved us.
03:19 - 03:23What did we ever do to the Illinois?
03:25 - 03:26Clients would fall all overthemselves to get our quotes
03:31 - 03:33And we could cut the throat of any company out there whenever we liked.
03:40 - 03:46What's next? They've cut our expenses to the bone. And each year they ask for more cuts.
03:46 - 03:49Someday we'll look back and see clearly when it all came apart,...
03:53 - 03:56With online training,...