00:00 - 00:03Kid to be fair you own the Stables and its some spot.
00:04 - 00:05Were right next Students union and the ATM
00:05 - 00:07here and here,
00:08 - 00:12We do a savage pint, but were loosing out on munch and birds..
00:12 - 00:15the Right Track Cafe is under cutting our prices!!
00:17 - 00:19Dont worry about it lads..
00:19 - 00:21a few naggins, be grand..
00:24 - 00:26Sir...
00:27 - 00:28They...
00:31 - 00:34They have robbed all our birds,cos they have got a healthy menu..
00:34 - 00:36..All the lads are following them down there..
00:53 - 00:58All of yea leave except, Fahy, Moorley,Heneghan and Leddin..
01:13 - 01:15What the hell are these Beors thinking?!
01:15 - 01:17The Right Track Cafe doesn't even serve Lush!!
01:18 - 01:23and it's some treck..
01:25 - 01:28that shagging PEZ building is Miles away,
01:29 - 01:31Its some Hole..
01:31 - 01:34Why do the Beors want salads??
01:34 - 01:37We do a Mint Hot Chicken Roll
01:37 - 01:40and a savage burger with and ice cold pint!!
01:40 - 01:42Sir, Old dolls want a latte and a wrap.
01:42 - 01:46To hell with Old dolls, why are the Lads following them..
01:46 - 01:48Sir, the Lads are always looking for the Shift..
01:48 - 01:52But what Lad wants a healthy lunch??
01:53 - 01:54Does he even have a pair??
01:56 - 01:57They whole of UL is gone mad!!
01:57 - 02:00They can just go to Mollys to get the Shift,
02:00 - 02:03Who gives a shit they do unreal Coffee
02:04 - 02:08and have the lowest prices in UL.
02:08 - 02:13Who do they think they are? McDonalds with a F##King eurosaver menu!!
02:14 - 02:16Who cares that they have a cracking variety!!
02:17 - 02:21We have to get the lads back up to the stables!!
02:27 - 02:29We can't end up in NAMA!!
02:30 - 02:34or completely Bursht, like Declan Kidney!!
02:34 - 02:38He wont even get a job coaching Leinster at this stage!!
02:41 - 02:42Their food cant be that good?
02:43 - 02:48Is It really the best cafe on campus? They dont sell DRINK!!
02:48 - 02:53We can try doing better deals to match their serious menu.
02:54 - 02:56we could under-cut their prices?
02:56 - 02:59But then we wont break even!!
03:00 - 03:02This whole thing is a sham!
03:04 - 03:08It's okay Anna, we will go to the Right Track when this is over.
03:14 - 03:16Some Langer is going to pay for this,
03:19 - 03:23How can we accept defeat?
03:31 - 03:33I'm hanging for a Munch!
03:40 - 03:46We may as well go stroll down to the Right Track Cafe,
03:46 - 03:49and see what all the fuss is about..
03:53 - 03:56If you can't beat them, Join them..