| 00:00 - 00:03 | Kid to be fair you own the Stables and its some spot. |
| 00:04 - 00:05 | Were right next Students union and the ATM |
| 00:05 - 00:07 | here and here, |
| 00:08 - 00:12 | We do a savage pint, but were loosing out on munch and birds.. |
| 00:12 - 00:15 | the Right Track Cafe is under cutting our prices!! |
| 00:17 - 00:19 | Dont worry about it lads.. |
| 00:19 - 00:21 | a few naggins, be grand.. |
| 00:24 - 00:26 | Sir... |
| 00:27 - 00:28 | They... |
| 00:31 - 00:34 | They have robbed all our birds,cos they have got a healthy menu.. |
| 00:34 - 00:36 | ..All the lads are following them down there.. |
| 00:53 - 00:58 | All of yea leave except, Fahy, Moorley,Heneghan and Leddin.. |
| 01:13 - 01:15 | What the hell are these Beors thinking?! |
| 01:15 - 01:17 | The Right Track Cafe doesn't even serve Lush!! |
| 01:18 - 01:23 | and it's some treck.. |
| 01:25 - 01:28 | that shagging PEZ building is Miles away, |
| 01:29 - 01:31 | Its some Hole.. |
| 01:31 - 01:34 | Why do the Beors want salads?? |
| 01:34 - 01:37 | We do a Mint Hot Chicken Roll |
| 01:37 - 01:40 | and a savage burger with and ice cold pint!! |
| 01:40 - 01:42 | Sir, Old dolls want a latte and a wrap. |
| 01:42 - 01:46 | To hell with Old dolls, why are the Lads following them.. |
| 01:46 - 01:48 | Sir, the Lads are always looking for the Shift.. |
| 01:48 - 01:52 | But what Lad wants a healthy lunch?? |
| 01:53 - 01:54 | Does he even have a pair?? |
| 01:56 - 01:57 | They whole of UL is gone mad!! |
| 01:57 - 02:00 | They can just go to Mollys to get the Shift, |
| 02:00 - 02:03 | Who gives a shit they do unreal Coffee |
| 02:04 - 02:08 | and have the lowest prices in UL. |
| 02:08 - 02:13 | Who do they think they are? McDonalds with a F##King eurosaver menu!! |
| 02:14 - 02:16 | Who cares that they have a cracking variety!! |
| 02:17 - 02:21 | We have to get the lads back up to the stables!! |
| 02:27 - 02:29 | We can't end up in NAMA!! |
| 02:30 - 02:34 | or completely Bursht, like Declan Kidney!! |
| 02:34 - 02:38 | He wont even get a job coaching Leinster at this stage!! |
| 02:41 - 02:42 | Their food cant be that good? |
| 02:43 - 02:48 | Is It really the best cafe on campus? They dont sell DRINK!! |
| 02:48 - 02:53 | We can try doing better deals to match their serious menu. |
| 02:54 - 02:56 | we could under-cut their prices? |
| 02:56 - 02:59 | But then we wont break even!! |
| 03:00 - 03:02 | This whole thing is a sham! |
| 03:04 - 03:08 | It's okay Anna, we will go to the Right Track when this is over. |
| 03:14 - 03:16 | Some Langer is going to pay for this, |
| 03:19 - 03:23 | How can we accept defeat? |
| 03:25 - 03:26 | F@#K this.. |
| 03:31 - 03:33 | I'm hanging for a Munch! |
| 03:40 - 03:46 | We may as well go stroll down to the Right Track Cafe, |
| 03:46 - 03:49 | and see what all the fuss is about.. |
| 03:53 - 03:56 | If you can't beat them, Join them.. |
