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Jap-City Outsmarts Hitler
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00:00 - 00:03Importing German goods to Sweden is the future.
00:04 - 00:05So far, we have set up our warehouses
00:05 - 00:07around Berlin.
00:08 - 00:12Here, here, here, here, here and around here
00:12 - 00:15and our sausage export is exceeding all expectations.
00:17 - 00:19Fantastic news all around.
00:19 - 00:22As well as being the only sausage exporters, we are also the only car exporters
00:24 - 00:26Mein Führer
00:27 - 00:28There is...
00:31 - 00:33There is already a company called Jap-City run by an Englishman
00:34 - 00:38who are exporting Japanese cars to Sweden.
00:53 - 00:58Everyone driving German cars, leave the room now.
01:13 - 01:15Who the Hell are these impostors?
01:15 - 01:17How long have they been treading on our toes?
01:18 - 01:23Jam-City - Who do they think they are?
01:25 - 01:28Is this some kind of a joke? I don't find it very funny!
01:29 - 01:31How did this little company do it
01:31 - 01:34and not the Third Reich or the SS.
01:34 - 01:37How is it that the Gestapo didn't know about this?
01:37 - 01:40And why was I not informed earlier?
01:40 - 01:42Mein Führer - It's not Jam-City
01:42 - 01:46I don't care what they're called!
01:46 - 01:48Mein Führer they're called Jap-City
01:48 - 01:52Soon they'll be filling their stomachs with Sushi
01:53 - 01:54and getting pissed on Saki.
01:56 - 01:57We should have been there by Midsommar.
01:57 - 02:00For God's sake, the whole country shuts down in July!
02:00 - 02:03Next year the Systembolaget will be flooded with Japanese beer.
02:04 - 02:08Damn that Jap-City and their Japanese cars!
02:08 - 02:13We all know that German cars are the best in the world.
02:14 - 02:16We need a goddamn plan.
02:17 - 02:24All resources to concentrate intelligence and efforts
02:27 - 02:29to finding this Englishman.
02:30 - 02:34He is making me look like a gorilla.
02:34 - 02:36If only we could learn from history.
02:41 - 02:42I thought...
02:43 - 02:47I thought the Japanese were on the same side as us.
02:48 - 02:53How can this Jap-City fella send Japanese cars to Sweden and we can't?
02:54 - 02:56Churchill must be behind this.
02:56 - 02:59Who do they think they're fooling?
03:00 - 03:02The whole thing is a sham!
03:02 - 03:09It's okay Anna, I won't tell the Führer you bought a Volvo from Jap-City.
03:14 - 03:17I heard that Anna. Even you betrayed me.
03:19 - 03:24I'm positive the responsible traitor
03:25 - 03:26is in this room.
03:31 - 03:33He's a spy from Jap-City
03:40 - 03:46At least we're the only ones exporting
03:46 - 03:49Swedish meatballs with lingonsylt.
03:53 - 04:00japcity.com - Damn them!