00:00 - 00:03 | Importing German goods to Sweden is the future. |
00:04 - 00:05 | So far, we have set up our warehouses |
00:05 - 00:07 | around Berlin. |
00:08 - 00:12 | Here, here, here, here, here and around here |
00:12 - 00:15 | and our sausage export is exceeding all expectations. |
00:17 - 00:19 | Fantastic news all around. |
00:19 - 00:22 | As well as being the only sausage exporters, we are also the only car exporters |
00:24 - 00:26 | Mein Führer |
00:27 - 00:28 | There is... |
00:31 - 00:33 | There is already a company called Jap-City run by an Englishman |
00:34 - 00:38 | who are exporting Japanese cars to Sweden. |
00:53 - 00:58 | Everyone driving German cars, leave the room now. |
01:13 - 01:15 | Who the Hell are these impostors? |
01:15 - 01:17 | How long have they been treading on our toes? |
01:18 - 01:23 | Jam-City - Who do they think they are? |
01:25 - 01:28 | Is this some kind of a joke? I don't find it very funny! |
01:29 - 01:31 | How did this little company do it |
01:31 - 01:34 | and not the Third Reich or the SS. |
01:34 - 01:37 | How is it that the Gestapo didn't know about this? |
01:37 - 01:40 | And why was I not informed earlier? |
01:40 - 01:42 | Mein Führer - It's not Jam-City |
01:42 - 01:46 | I don't care what they're called! |
01:46 - 01:48 | Mein Führer they're called Jap-City |
01:48 - 01:52 | Soon they'll be filling their stomachs with Sushi |
01:53 - 01:54 | and getting pissed on Saki. |
01:56 - 01:57 | We should have been there by Midsommar. |
01:57 - 02:00 | For God's sake, the whole country shuts down in July! |
02:00 - 02:03 | Next year the Systembolaget will be flooded with Japanese beer. |
02:04 - 02:08 | Damn that Jap-City and their Japanese cars! |
02:08 - 02:13 | We all know that German cars are the best in the world. |
02:14 - 02:16 | We need a goddamn plan. |
02:17 - 02:24 | All resources to concentrate intelligence and efforts |
02:27 - 02:29 | to finding this Englishman. |
02:30 - 02:34 | He is making me look like a gorilla. |
02:34 - 02:36 | If only we could learn from history. |
02:41 - 02:42 | I thought... |
02:43 - 02:47 | I thought the Japanese were on the same side as us. |
02:48 - 02:53 | How can this Jap-City fella send Japanese cars to Sweden and we can't? |
02:54 - 02:56 | Churchill must be behind this. |
02:56 - 02:59 | Who do they think they're fooling? |
03:00 - 03:02 | The whole thing is a sham! |
03:02 - 03:09 | It's okay Anna, I won't tell the Führer you bought a Volvo from Jap-City. |
03:14 - 03:17 | I heard that Anna. Even you betrayed me. |
03:19 - 03:24 | I'm positive the responsible traitor |
03:25 - 03:26 | is in this room. |
03:31 - 03:33 | He's a spy from Jap-City |
03:40 - 03:46 | At least we're the only ones exporting |
03:46 - 03:49 | Swedish meatballs with lingonsylt. |
03:53 - 04:00 | japcity.com - Damn them! |