00:00 - 00:03 | Sir, we have grave news from the front. |
00:04 - 00:05 | The Army of Liberation has been dispersed |
00:05 - 00:07 | and the Germans are marching on Paris. |
00:08 - 00:12 | If we are unable to organize any further resistance, |
00:12 - 00:15 | we estimate Paris will fall before the year is over. |
00:17 - 00:21 | As long as we continue to mobilize, we shall be alright. |
00:24 - 00:26 | Chairman... |
00:27 - 00:28 | Our... |
00:31 - 00:33 | Our mobilization poor is now empty. |
00:34 - 00:36 | Fry says that France is on its last legs. |
00:53 - 00:58 | If you despise Morrell and Germany, please leave, now. |
01:13 - 01:15 | Germany fucking hacks! |
01:15 - 01:17 | Everyone knows that Germany fucking hacks! |
01:18 - 01:23 | And yet, everyone does nothing and lets Morrell rape Europe? |
01:25 - 01:28 | It's fucking bullshit, that's what it is... |
01:29 - 01:31 | All of Europe was against him! |
01:31 - 01:34 | Except for that douchebag Alfonso and the Swedes, |
01:34 - 01:37 | but no one cares about the Swedes! |
01:37 - 01:40 | How the fuck were our rolls so low?! |
01:40 - 01:42 | Sir, it's possible that our strategy was not effective enough- |
01:42 - 01:46 | Our strategy was fucking perfect! How dare you question my strategic genius? |
01:46 - 01:48 | Sir, I was simply implying that Germany was better prepared! |
01:48 - 01:52 | My ass was better prepared for Germany's blatant cheating and rigged dice! |
01:53 - 01:54 | That's all this was! |
01:56 - 01:57 | The Italians couldn't fight for shit, |
01:57 - 02:00 | Congo and RNN got their asses handed to them, |
02:00 - 02:03 | and the UK didn't do jack fucking shit! |
02:04 - 02:08 | And the Hungarians didn't even bother to fight the asshole |
02:08 - 02:13 | because they were too busy reforming and being a pussy! |
02:14 - 02:16 | How the fuck are we supposed to fight a war... |
02:17 - 02:21 | if the alliance is filled with idiots and morons?! |
02:27 - 02:29 | The mobilization has ruined our economy... |
02:30 - 02:34 | and now everyone will hold me at fault! |
02:34 - 02:36 | Because Europe is fucking stupid! |
02:41 - 02:42 | I still can't believe this! |
02:43 - 02:47 | And the Americans didn't help with shit, either! Too busy being "democratic"! |
02:48 - 02:53 | Germany is intoing world dominance and everyone did NOTHING! |
02:54 - 02:56 | The only ones that did are complete imbeciles... |
02:56 - 02:59 | so now I have to pay the burden of losing! |
03:00 - 03:02 | And apparently I'm the asshole?! |
03:04 - 03:07 | Don't cry... he's only somewhat of an asshole. |
03:14 - 03:16 | So that's it, then? |
03:19 - 03:23 | It's just... bullshit that this is allowed to happen... |
03:25 - 03:26 | nothing else. |
03:31 - 03:33 | We must kill them. |
03:40 - 03:46 | Gather the remnants of the Army of Liberation in Paris, and the women and children, too. |
03:46 - 03:49 | We're going to kill as many Germans as possible. |
03:53 - 03:56 | Fuck Morrell. |