| 00:00 - 00:03 | Sir, I understand our CPT has training TEEP'd |
| 00:04 - 00:05 | for the next 2 to 3 months. |
| 00:05 - 00:07 | However, we have been told to get our "CPT moving" |
| 00:08 - 00:12 | According to a discussion between the civilians |
| 00:12 - 00:15 | and the EXDIR our team is doing nothing. |
| 00:17 - 00:19 | Has the G-35 even looked at our TEEP? |
| 00:19 - 00:21 | It is full of training and exercises. |
| 00:24 - 00:26 | Sir... |
| 00:27 - 00:28 | The TEEP... |
| 00:31 - 00:33 | The G-35 doesn't care about our TEEP. |
| 00:34 - 00:36 | We are going on mission 2 weeks from now. |
| 00:53 - 00:58 | If you are not CPT HQ or a CND manager, step outside now. |
| 01:13 - 01:15 | A mission in 2 weeks!? |
| 01:15 - 01:17 | We have PowerShell training to attend! |
| 01:18 - 01:23 | Fuck MIR! Fuck a God damn GUI! |
| 01:25 - 01:28 | Every last one of our team members |
| 01:29 - 01:31 | needs to know basic host interrogation! |
| 01:31 - 01:34 | And the G-35 is sending us on mission!? |
| 01:34 - 01:37 | I might as well join a National Team |
| 01:37 - 01:40 | where I won't have 3 daddies! |
| 01:40 - 01:42 | But sir, you haven't been read into ORCON. |
| 01:42 - 01:46 | ORCON?! What the fuck are you talking about!? |
| 01:46 - 01:48 | Sir National Teams operate in TS 1's and 0's |
| 01:48 - 01:52 | That is the stupidest thing I have ever heard. |
| 01:53 - 01:54 | Shut your damn mouth! |
| 01:56 - 01:57 | Before you go to the CR squad! |
| 01:57 - 02:00 | I will have you checking so many STIGS |
| 02:00 - 02:03 | that you'll be tripping CCIRs in your sleep! |
| 02:04 - 02:08 | Why the fuck are we going to a mission in Quantico, |
| 02:08 - 02:13 | when there are two other teams down the street!? |
| 02:14 - 02:16 | It makes no God damn sense! |
| 02:17 - 02:21 | This entire thing makes absolutely no fucken sense! |
| 02:27 - 02:29 | I should just do coke, |
| 02:30 - 02:34 | pop on the next piss test, |
| 02:34 - 02:36 | and get administratively separated . |
| 02:41 - 02:42 | At least I will find a job |
| 02:43 - 02:47 | where I can compile code and write PowerShell scripts all day! |
| 02:48 - 02:53 | Instead I sit here, sending emails, |
| 02:54 - 02:56 | writing reports, and doing COA dev. |
| 02:56 - 02:59 | Now I have to explain to the team |
| 03:00 - 03:02 | that training and exercises will be cancelled! |
| 03:04 - 03:07 | Don't worry, you'll still meet Carlos Perez. |
| 03:14 - 03:16 | Maybe going on mission won't be so bad. |
| 03:19 - 03:23 | I'm sure the team could use my help, |
| 03:25 - 03:26 | with some memory forensics. |
| 03:31 - 03:33 | Gunnery Sergeant. Staff Sergeant. |
| 03:40 - 03:46 | Prepare me a laptop, install Linux, and ensure volatility is on there. |
| 03:46 - 03:49 | If I am going on mission... |
| 03:53 - 03:56 | i'm fucken forensicating. |
