00:00 - 00:03 | The British-Prussian alliance advances towards Hannover |
00:04 - 00:05 | Our armies are surrounded, the enemy comes from the north... |
00:05 - 00:07 | ...west and east |
00:08 - 00:12 | Meanwhile Austria continues to threat to invade Burgundy |
00:12 - 00:15 | If they do, Paris is expected to fall within the year |
00:17 - 00:19 | We are invencible, we just need to recruit more men |
00:19 - 00:21 | France will prevail against all its enemies |
00:24 - 00:26 | Your majesty... |
00:27 - 00:28 | We... |
00:31 - 00:33 | We got no money or manpower left |
00:34 - 00:36 | We can't recruit more soldiers. |
00:53 - 00:58 | Everyone who has already bought estates in Bohemia or Italy, out. |
01:13 - 01:15 | What the hell? |
01:15 - 01:17 | I am MORRELL! I SMASH ALL! |
01:18 - 01:23 | Why is Austria being so aggressive? They refuse to give me Nice and Savoie! |
01:25 - 01:28 | Where are our allies? What are they doing? |
01:29 - 01:31 | Damn Austria and the Holy Roman Empire! |
01:31 - 01:34 | They made peace with Prussia, left us alone to die! |
01:34 - 01:37 | France will be destroyed, turned into the laughting stock of Europe |
01:37 - 01:40 | All thanks to the traitor Austrians! |
01:40 - 01:42 | Sir, you broke the alliance with Austria and refused to acknowledge the treaty of Ber- |
01:42 - 01:46 | Fuck Austria! They turned their back to us! |
01:46 - 01:48 | Sir, Austria wanted to be our ally! |
01:48 - 01:52 | Then go and kiss the butt of that bitch, Maria Theresa! |
01:53 - 01:54 | Maybe she'll give you an estate in Bohemia! |
01:56 - 01:57 | Useless and incompetent generals! |
01:57 - 02:00 | Claiming to be experts in millitary matters all the time. |
02:00 - 02:03 | And being as skilled in leading an army as a toddler! |
02:04 - 02:08 | Are you kidding me? |
02:08 - 02:13 | For each dead enemy we have six or more dead French soldiers, what is this?! |
02:14 - 02:16 | We should be destroying Prussia! |
02:17 - 02:21 | But now Austria sits as the undisputed leader of Central Europe, damn Duke! |
02:27 - 02:29 | I have been thinking |
02:30 - 02:34 | What are allies good for? |
02:34 - 02:36 | If they never hear me |
02:41 - 02:42 | Look at this... |
02:43 - 02:47 | France and Austria could have destroyed Prussia and threw the British out of the mainland |
02:48 - 02:53 | But he is content with gaining Silesia and selling out HRE minors |
02:54 - 02:56 | Yeah, that will end up well |
02:56 - 02:59 | He thinks the princes hate me and want to gut me |
03:00 - 03:02 | But they are all destroyed and exhausted |
03:04 - 03:07 | Don't worry, we will get rid of that king soon |
03:14 - 03:16 | The war was lost the moment Austria left |
03:19 - 03:23 | We must be cursed, almost no victories on that war at all |
03:25 - 03:26 | Poor France |
03:31 - 03:33 | What will happen to us now? |
03:40 - 03:46 | The peasants are angry due to the taxes and defeats |
03:46 - 03:49 | And Austria wants to destroy us |
03:53 - 03:56 | Just leave me alone |