00:00 - 00:03 | The cricket World cup has started, Mr. ICC Chairman. |
00:04 - 00:05 | The associate teams are playing and have had matches |
00:05 - 00:07 | here, here and there. |
00:08 - 00:12 | They are scheduled to play against the bigger crowd pulling teams |
00:12 - 00:15 | at some of the central locations here. |
00:17 - 00:19 | Their games will be so bad that |
00:19 - 00:21 | nobody will ever ask for their inclusion again |
00:24 - 00:26 | Mr Chairman |
00:27 - 00:28 | Sir |
00:31 - 00:33 | Sir, their games have been great and entertaining so far. |
00:34 - 00:36 | Everyone wants to see more of them. |
00:53 - 00:58 | Leave the room if you like cricket and are not driven by power, money and greed. |
01:13 - 01:15 | What the :BLEEP:? |
01:15 - 01:17 | That is why I never wanted them for this tournament either. |
01:18 - 01:23 | But no, everyone said, they should play. |
01:25 - 01:28 | "We will schedule them on weekdays at smaller venues." |
01:29 - 01:31 | Now it has backfired. |
01:31 - 01:34 | What if they qualify for the knockouts? |
01:34 - 01:37 | Are you going to dance and play in the IPL to make up the profits? |
01:37 - 01:40 | Now I have to schedule Associates for 4 years. |
01:40 - 01:42 | Mr Chairman, we could get some of these players to play in the IPL. |
01:42 - 01:46 | You don't really understand, do you? That will help their case. |
01:46 - 01:48 | Mr Chairman, but they play good cricket, it will be better for IPL. |
01:48 - 01:52 | Yes, and lose control of where cricket is played and monetized. S$%#! |
01:53 - 01:54 | YOU IDIOTS! |
01:56 - 01:57 | We did not create this empire so that anyone who wants to can play cricket. |
01:57 - 02:00 | They will soon want their share. And voting rights. |
02:00 - 02:03 | How can we keep our money making scheme to ourselves? |
02:04 - 02:08 | Soon ICC will have representation from all these Associates who play with passion. |
02:08 - 02:13 | They will start beating the full members more and more in popular T20s |
02:14 - 02:16 | And that will be the end of our control over this goldmine. |
02:17 - 02:21 | I hate where this is going. I don't want this at any cost, I will even prefer Stalin. |
02:27 - 02:29 | Thought we had it covered. |
02:30 - 02:34 | Just keep it to ourselves, get stinkin rich. |
02:34 - 02:36 | We are the mighty ICC. |
02:41 - 02:42 | But the plan is not working. |
02:43 - 02:47 | The plan is not working AT ALL and we are going to lose so much money. |
02:48 - 02:53 | Just because of this stupid World Cup. |
02:54 - 02:56 | I even wanted to have a short world cup. |
02:56 - 02:59 | But no, let's show Cricket to the people who have not seen it. |
03:00 - 03:02 | Now what if full members don't reach the f#$&* knockouts? |
03:04 - 03:07 | Don't cry. England will win more matches than last FIFA world cup. |
03:14 - 03:16 | Wanted to have one IPL followed by |
03:19 - 03:23 | a T20 World Cup every year. |
03:25 - 03:26 | Can't now. |
03:31 - 03:33 | There is only one way out of this mess. |
03:40 - 03:46 | We need to use this popularity of limited overs as MUCH as possible. |
03:46 - 03:49 | Don't mess this up this time, morons. |
03:53 - 03:56 | Let's move to get rid of test cricket. |