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Hitler Reacts to CWC'15 Associate teams
Hitler Reacts to Associate teams' performance in CWC 2015

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00:00 - 00:03The cricket World cup has started, Mr. ICC Chairman.
00:04 - 00:05The associate teams are playing and have had matches
00:05 - 00:07here, here and there.
00:08 - 00:12They are scheduled to play against the bigger crowd pulling teams
00:12 - 00:15at some of the central locations here.
00:17 - 00:19Their games will be so bad that
00:19 - 00:21nobody will ever ask for their inclusion again
00:24 - 00:26Mr Chairman
00:27 - 00:28Sir
00:31 - 00:33Sir, their games have been great and entertaining so far.
00:34 - 00:36Everyone wants to see more of them.
00:53 - 00:58Leave the room if you like cricket and are not driven by power, money and greed.
01:13 - 01:15What the :BLEEP:?
01:15 - 01:17That is why I never wanted them for this tournament either.
01:18 - 01:23But no, everyone said, they should play.
01:25 - 01:28"We will schedule them on weekdays at smaller venues."
01:29 - 01:31Now it has backfired.
01:31 - 01:34What if they qualify for the knockouts?
01:34 - 01:37Are you going to dance and play in the IPL to make up the profits?
01:37 - 01:40Now I have to schedule Associates for 4 years.
01:40 - 01:42Mr Chairman, we could get some of these players to play in the IPL.
01:42 - 01:46You don't really understand, do you? That will help their case.
01:46 - 01:48Mr Chairman, but they play good cricket, it will be better for IPL.
01:48 - 01:52Yes, and lose control of where cricket is played and monetized. S$%#!
01:53 - 01:54YOU IDIOTS!
01:56 - 01:57We did not create this empire so that anyone who wants to can play cricket.
01:57 - 02:00They will soon want their share. And voting rights.
02:00 - 02:03How can we keep our money making scheme to ourselves?
02:04 - 02:08Soon ICC will have representation from all these Associates who play with passion.
02:08 - 02:13They will start beating the full members more and more in popular T20s
02:14 - 02:16And that will be the end of our control over this goldmine.
02:17 - 02:21I hate where this is going. I don't want this at any cost, I will even prefer Stalin.
02:27 - 02:29Thought we had it covered.
02:30 - 02:34Just keep it to ourselves, get stinkin rich.
02:34 - 02:36We are the mighty ICC.
02:41 - 02:42But the plan is not working.
02:43 - 02:47The plan is not working AT ALL and we are going to lose so much money.
02:48 - 02:53Just because of this stupid World Cup.
02:54 - 02:56I even wanted to have a short world cup.
02:56 - 02:59But no, let's show Cricket to the people who have not seen it.
03:00 - 03:02Now what if full members don't reach the f#$&* knockouts?
03:04 - 03:07Don't cry. England will win more matches than last FIFA world cup.
03:14 - 03:16Wanted to have one IPL followed by
03:19 - 03:23a T20 World Cup every year.
03:25 - 03:26Can't now.
03:31 - 03:33There is only one way out of this mess.
03:40 - 03:46We need to use this popularity of limited overs as MUCH as possible.
03:46 - 03:49Don't mess this up this time, morons.
03:53 - 03:56Let's move to get rid of test cricket.