| 00:00 - 00:03 | Sir, Gary Barta just issued a press release |
| 00:04 - 00:05 | It appears they are going to |
| 00:05 - 00:07 | sell beer at kinnick stadium |
| 00:08 - 00:12 | They are launching it this fall |
| 00:12 - 00:15 | And it will be a big revenue generator |
| 00:17 - 00:19 | But only in suites, correct? |
| 00:19 - 00:21 | Not to regular pleebs? |
| 00:24 - 00:26 | Jamie... |
| 00:27 - 00:28 | They... |
| 00:31 - 00:33 | They're selling it to everyone. |
| 00:34 - 00:36 | And in Carver, too. |
| 00:53 - 00:58 | Anyone who subscribes to the Register, leave now. |
| 01:13 - 01:15 | How can they do this me? |
| 01:15 - 01:17 | When the NCAA track championships are on? |
| 01:18 - 01:23 | I announced an entertainment district TWO YEARS AGO |
| 01:25 - 01:28 | They said they'd build me a STATUE! |
| 01:29 - 01:31 | No they didn't, honey. It's fine. |
| 01:31 - 01:34 | I've been trying to put an Applebee's in the concourse for YEARS |
| 01:34 - 01:37 | And then I had to buy out Paul Rhoads |
| 01:37 - 01:40 | And then Steve Prohm |
| 01:40 - 01:42 | Jamie you had no choice he lost 20 straight Big 12 games |
| 01:42 - 01:46 | You think I care? At least we beat Iowa! |
| 01:46 - 01:48 | Jamie, we lost by 30 to them this year |
| 01:48 - 01:52 | No one was there, it didn't count |
| 01:53 - 01:54 | Hilton Magic is REAL! |
| 01:56 - 01:57 | You think the players and coaches win games? |
| 01:57 - 02:00 | No! It's the fans, and everyone knows that |
| 02:00 - 02:03 | And our fans will still have to go to their F-250's at halftime |
| 02:04 - 02:08 | And theyll have to chug their busch lights out there |
| 02:08 - 02:13 | And Iowa fans can go buy beer any time they want? |
| 02:14 - 02:16 | Those people? The people that hate me? |
| 02:17 - 02:21 | That's it, we're going to sell it too |
| 02:27 - 02:29 | They can't get away with this. |
| 02:30 - 02:34 | This is about ME. |
| 02:34 - 02:36 | I'll sell even BETTER BEER |
| 02:41 - 02:42 | I am sick and tired |
| 02:43 - 02:47 | Of people saying we are not the bear |
| 02:48 - 02:53 | We are the bear, I dont care what they say |
| 02:54 - 02:56 | I have tucked in my pullovers too long |
| 02:56 - 02:59 | To be upstaged by Gary Barta |
| 03:00 - 03:02 | He doesn't even have straight teeth! |
| 03:04 - 03:07 | I know, it's sad. It's all he's got now. |
| 03:14 - 03:16 | Get me busch light on the phone |
| 03:19 - 03:23 | I don't care what it costs |
| 03:25 - 03:26 | We can charge $28 a beer |
| 03:31 - 03:33 | People will pay it. |
| 03:40 - 03:46 | Maybe we can give them Casey's pizza too |
| 03:46 - 03:49 | They'll buy anything |
| 03:53 - 03:56 | I hope |
