00:00 - 00:03Sir, Gary Barta just issued a press release
00:04 - 00:05It appears they are going to
00:05 - 00:07sell beer at kinnick stadium
00:08 - 00:12They are launching it this fall
00:12 - 00:15And it will be a big revenue generator
00:17 - 00:19But only in suites, correct?
00:19 - 00:21Not to regular pleebs?
00:24 - 00:26Jamie...
00:27 - 00:28They...
00:31 - 00:33They're selling it to everyone.
00:34 - 00:36And in Carver, too.
00:53 - 00:58Anyone who subscribes to the Register, leave now.
01:13 - 01:15How can they do this me?
01:15 - 01:17When the NCAA track championships are on?
01:18 - 01:23I announced an entertainment district TWO YEARS AGO
01:25 - 01:28They said they'd build me a STATUE!
01:29 - 01:31No they didn't, honey. It's fine.
01:31 - 01:34I've been trying to put an Applebee's in the concourse for YEARS
01:34 - 01:37And then I had to buy out Paul Rhoads
01:37 - 01:40And then Steve Prohm
01:40 - 01:42Jamie you had no choice he lost 20 straight Big 12 games
01:42 - 01:46You think I care? At least we beat Iowa!
01:46 - 01:48Jamie, we lost by 30 to them this year
01:48 - 01:52No one was there, it didn't count
01:53 - 01:54Hilton Magic is REAL!
01:56 - 01:57You think the players and coaches win games?
01:57 - 02:00No! It's the fans, and everyone knows that
02:00 - 02:03And our fans will still have to go to their F-250's at halftime
02:04 - 02:08And theyll have to chug their busch lights out there
02:08 - 02:13And Iowa fans can go buy beer any time they want?
02:14 - 02:16Those people? The people that hate me?
02:17 - 02:21That's it, we're going to sell it too
02:27 - 02:29They can't get away with this.
02:30 - 02:34This is about ME.
02:34 - 02:36I'll sell even BETTER BEER
02:41 - 02:42I am sick and tired
02:43 - 02:47Of people saying we are not the bear
02:48 - 02:53We are the bear, I dont care what they say
02:54 - 02:56I have tucked in my pullovers too long
02:56 - 02:59To be upstaged by Gary Barta
03:00 - 03:02He doesn't even have straight teeth!
03:04 - 03:07I know, it's sad. It's all he's got now.
03:14 - 03:16Get me busch light on the phone
03:19 - 03:23I don't care what it costs
03:25 - 03:26We can charge $28 a beer
03:31 - 03:33People will pay it.
03:40 - 03:46Maybe we can give them Casey's pizza too
03:46 - 03:49They'll buy anything
03:53 - 03:56I hope