| 00:00 - 00:03 | Ethan : Guys i didnt get the job at rhys meat factory |
| 00:04 - 00:05 | however |
| 00:05 - 00:07 | while looking at buses i got a email |
| 00:08 - 00:12 | from a woman called sarah morton |
| 00:12 - 00:15 | claiming rhys is acctually called reese |
| 00:17 - 00:19 | Rhys : these claims are false |
| 00:19 - 00:21 | I want to hear no more of this |
| 00:24 - 00:26 | Ethan : Rhys |
| 00:27 - 00:28 | we have evidence |
| 00:31 - 00:33 | Peter : we have aquired pictures of the true you |
| 00:34 - 00:36 | its ok rhys we know its not your fault |
| 00:53 - 00:58 | Rhys : i want everyone but mark, ethan and peter to leave |
| 01:13 - 01:15 | THESE PICTURES ARE FALSE |
| 01:15 - 01:17 | HOW DARE YOU CALL ME REESE |
| 01:18 - 01:23 | ETHAN I RATED YOU A 4 FOR A REASON |
| 01:25 - 01:28 | i knew i should of never given you the number |
| 01:29 - 01:31 | CAUSE NOW IM GONNA BE CALLED REESE |
| 01:31 - 01:34 | YOUR ALL GONNA TAKE THE PISS |
| 01:34 - 01:37 | I WORK ALL DAY JUST TO COME HOME TO THIS |
| 01:37 - 01:40 | ATLEAST I HAVE A JOB UNLIKE CAM |
| 01:40 - 01:42 | Mark : Rhys its okay im known as tayto |
| 01:42 - 01:46 | Rhys : MARK YOUR A PEDO |
| 01:46 - 01:48 | Mark : Rhys and your a fucking choclate |
| 01:48 - 01:52 | Rhys : How dare you |
| 01:53 - 01:54 | IM TAKING YOUR ADMIN AWAY |
| 01:56 - 01:57 | AND NEXT |
| 01:57 - 02:00 | IT WILL BE YOUR POSITION IN THIS SERVER |
| 02:00 - 02:03 | SO CARRY ON CALLING ME REESE |
| 02:04 - 02:08 | I FUCKING DARE YOU |
| 02:08 - 02:13 | BECAUSE IF YOU DO |
| 02:14 - 02:16 | IM GOING TO BUTCHER YOUR WHOLE FUCKING FAMILY |
| 02:17 - 02:21 | THE REST OF YOU WILL FOLLOW |
| 02:27 - 02:29 | Now Ethan and mark |
| 02:30 - 02:34 | i am tired |
| 02:34 - 02:36 | i have been at work for so long |
| 02:41 - 02:42 | would you like to play eu4 |
| 02:43 - 02:47 | SO I CAN FUCKING INVADE YOUR SHITTY NATIONS |
| 02:48 - 02:53 | INDIA WILL BE MY BITCH |
| 02:54 - 02:56 | AND BRITAIN ALREADY IS |
| 02:56 - 02:59 | BUT I WILL CLEANSE THOSE FUCKING DEGENERATES |
| 03:00 - 03:02 | AS WELL AS BURN CANADA |
| 03:04 - 03:07 | Atomic : cam its okay your job is just as important |
| 03:14 - 03:16 | Rhys : my name is rhys |
| 03:19 - 03:23 | i should be feared |
| 03:25 - 03:26 | instead i am mocked |
| 03:31 - 03:33 | my legacy is ruined |
| 03:40 - 03:46 | there is only one way i can feel better |
| 03:46 - 03:49 | if you agree to play the eu4 mega campaign |
| 03:53 - 03:56 | and let me beat you |
