| 00:00 - 00:05 | Corprate came to us and said - it's the 19th |
| 00:04 - 00:06 | Let's go - time to release Odessey |
| 00:07 - 00:10 | And we were like...oh #$$% planets look like #$#$! |
| 00:11 - 00:16 | crashes...orange sidewinder, you name it... not ready at all |
| 00:17 - 00:21 | they were like - no #$#$ - push it anyway... |
| 00:21 - 00:24 | release! |
| 00:29 - 00:31 | release! |
| 00:31 - 00:34 | It even looked worst then the alpha! |
| 00:38 - 00:40 | release! |
| 00:41 - 00:47 | that build was runing 10 fps on our dual 3090 machine |
| 00:47 - 00:50 | on foot..forget it - looked like a powerpoint slide |
| 00:50 - 00:56 | we had to turn the gamma all the way down to make it look better! |
| 00:58 - 00:59 | and ... it's 40$ ..40$ |
| 00:59 - 01:01 | on Steam |
| 01:04 - 01:06 | by the time they get used to the UI |
| 01:06 - 01:08 | they will be out of the refund window! |
| 01:13 - 01:14 | Release! |
| 01:14 - 01:16 | this is pre alpha at best! |
| 01:16 - 01:20 | We charged full price! |
| 01:21 - 01:27 | Ah ... thank you... thank you loyal fans |
| 01:35 - 01:36 | Tthey pre-order anything |
| 01:36 - 01:39 | even this junk |
| 01:41 - 01:44 | No but really, We take your feedback VERY seriously |
| 01:44 - 01:47 | It's going to look very good |
| 01:47 - 01:49 | I have the Roadmap here... |
| 01:50 - 01:53 | ... wait another 3 years and we'll see |
| 01:54 - 01:56 | Maybe... |
| 01:56 - 01:58 | By then... |
| 01:58 - 02:02 | GPUs can run this train wreck, or ...bye bye |
| 02:05 - 02:07 | Release! |
| 02:10 - 02:11 | ... |
| 02:11 - 02:13 | They want console release in 6 months! |
| 02:15 - 02:17 | the gamma will go down more |
| 02:17 - 02:20 | You will need night vision in front of a yellow star! |
| 02:21 - 02:28 | PS5 will be a toaster oven running Odessey... |
| 02:29 - 02:30 | XBOX too? |
| 02:30 - 02:32 | XBOX too... |
| 02:36 - 02:39 | We will have to clone more of those planet textures |
| 02:40 - 02:42 | to increase fps |
| 02:50 - 02:55 | They can still launch Horizon if they want to... |
| 02:56 - 02:58 | You sure they can do that? |
| 02:58 - 03:04 | Yes, until we overwrite the planets with the new "tech" |
| 03:04 - 03:09 | then it willl all go to $%^5 |
| 03:09 - 03:11 | What a bust... |
| 03:16 - 03:20 | At least we have Planet Coaster |
| 03:23 - 03:26 | Hi it runs 140 fps ..no issue |
| 03:31 - 03:36 | Maybe will bring the new tech there - make everything tiger beige... |
