| 00:00 - 00:03 | This is the situation |
| 00:04 - 00:05 | we are competitive in |
| 00:05 - 00:07 | Canberra, Denison and Robertson |
| 00:08 - 00:12 | we also have an outside chance in other seats |
| 00:12 - 00:15 | such as Melbourne and Mayo |
| 00:17 - 00:19 | We shall form government |
| 00:19 - 00:21 | of course I will win Nicholls |
| 00:24 - 00:26 | Mein Caesar |
| 00:27 - 00:28 | The preferences.... |
| 00:31 - 00:33 | The preferences have fucked us over, you lost Nicholls |
| 00:34 - 00:36 | The GLP and the Nats did a deal |
| 00:53 - 00:58 | Everyone get out apart from Hagrid, Deladi0 and Alex |
| 01:13 - 01:15 | THAT FUCKING TWINK |
| 01:15 - 01:17 | EVERY TIME HE FUCKS EVERYTHING UP |
| 01:18 - 01:23 | He doesn't even care about the ideological differences |
| 01:25 - 01:28 | He is playing straight into Griffo's hands |
| 01:29 - 01:31 | Nothing will happen this term |
| 01:31 - 01:34 | You fuckers will have to stay in opposition |
| 01:34 - 01:37 | You'll get all the fun |
| 01:37 - 01:40 | and I'll be stuck writing fucking press |
| 01:40 - 01:42 | Mein Caesar we might form government with the SDP |
| 01:42 - 01:46 | Government with a fucking drunk penguin |
| 01:46 - 01:48 | Mein Caesar, they are good at writing legislation |
| 01:48 - 01:52 | They wouldn't even preference me |
| 01:53 - 01:54 | and what about fucking Gregor |
| 01:56 - 01:57 | that backward sheepfucking peasant |
| 01:57 - 02:00 | he puts the Right in power |
| 02:00 - 02:03 | and that GLP twink will still do deals with him |
| 02:04 - 02:08 | Dont get me started on Griffo |
| 02:08 - 02:13 | He's got the Senate and now nothing will get passed |
| 02:14 - 02:16 | while he spouts right-wing trash with Riley |
| 02:17 - 02:21 | Thats what Connor has achieved, absolute gridlock |
| 02:27 - 02:29 | All I wanted was to lead |
| 02:30 - 02:34 | a responsible government of the people |
| 02:34 - 02:36 | with so much legislation to pass |
| 02:41 - 02:42 | what a disaster |
| 02:43 - 02:47 | we were on track to win government, my rule would have been glorius |
| 02:48 - 02:53 | and now mikiboss will get all the fun |
| 02:54 - 02:56 | and he'll reward that twink with a coalition |
| 02:56 - 02:59 | The GLP twinks are not fit for government |
| 03:00 - 03:02 | they can't even pump out ten bills a week |
| 03:04 - 03:07 | its okay, Hagrid can still get legislation through |
| 03:14 - 03:16 | we didnt even win a senate seat |
| 03:19 - 03:23 | Dyljam didnt even campaign and he won |
| 03:25 - 03:26 | I quit |
| 03:31 - 03:33 | I'm going to start the Economist |
| 03:40 - 03:46 | I am going to make every one of those bastards pay for what they have done |
| 03:46 - 03:49 | they dont know what is coming |
| 03:53 - 03:56 | especially the Green Left |
