| 00:00 - 00:05 | Anyway, I'm Saul Gandara, brand new Gundog Commander |
| 00:05 - 00:07 | And I'm pumped! Going to be the best in Cacti. |
| 00:07 - 00:10 | Well, first thing that happens... |
| 00:11 - 00:16 | Cacti 6 comes to me and says, you're running a .50 range. |
| 00:17 - 00:21 | So we execute and zero people qualify! |
| 00:21 - 00:24 | Its true! |
| 00:29 - 00:31 | Not one!! |
| 00:31 - 00:34 | So Beast has to run it to get any quals!! |
| 00:38 - 00:40 | Its true! |
| 00:41 - 00:47 | We're the subject matter experts so you'd think we can teach a few guys how to shoot a .50 cal |
| 00:47 - 00:50 | but it got so bad that eventually Cacti 6 himself showed up... |
| 00:50 - 00:56 | he saw how many rounds we were wasting and he decided to cancel the range! |
| 00:58 - 00:59 | He just shut us down! |
| 00:59 - 01:01 | Cause they couldn't hit a thing! |
| 01:04 - 01:06 | All my NCOs are sitting in quarantine |
| 01:06 - 01:08 | And I'm out here all alone with just my PLs! |
| 01:13 - 01:14 | Its true! |
| 01:14 - 01:16 | A week before coming out here they all get contact traced |
| 01:16 - 01:20 | and none of the senior NCOs come out!! |
| 01:21 - 01:27 | Anyway I tell the commander section live fire will be better... |
| 01:35 - 01:36 | They give us these brand new TOW missiles |
| 01:36 - 01:39 | We've never fielded them before |
| 01:41 - 01:44 | And I tell Cacti 6, straight up, you won't regret this. |
| 01:44 - 01:47 | I tell him, we are going to make you so proud. |
| 01:47 - 01:49 | So we load them up... |
| 01:50 - 01:53 | And we miss every shot... |
| 01:54 - 01:56 | Every round. |
| 01:56 - 01:58 | Totally missed. |
| 01:58 - 02:02 | On top of that, all the trucks are broken. |
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