00:00 - 00:03 | Sir, Sky are reporting that Man City have pulled out |
00:04 - 00:05 | And there are rumours about Chelsea too |
00:05 - 00:07 | Their fans are gathered here |
00:08 - 00:12 | They have poorly made banners |
00:12 - 00:15 | And have tipped a man out of his wheelchair here |
00:17 - 00:19 | So that Russian bastard |
00:19 - 00:21 | And those Saudi cunts... |
00:24 - 00:26 | Sir.... |
00:27 - 00:28 | They.... |
00:31 - 00:33 | They are from the UAE sir |
00:34 - 00:36 | Its a country near Saudi |
00:53 - 00:58 | Anybody who enjoys the pre match buffet at City get out now |
01:13 - 01:15 | They signed a letter of intent! |
01:15 - 01:17 | Made commitments to broadcasters! |
01:18 - 01:23 | Agreed to set up a womens super league |
01:25 - 01:28 | What will Eva do now? |
01:29 - 01:31 | We'll find you something |
01:31 - 01:34 | And that prick Jurgen Klopp |
01:34 - 01:37 | Supposed to be Aryan and in bed with Red Nev |
01:37 - 01:40 | Where the fuck is Neville now? |
01:40 - 01:42 | Sir, they hate each other |
01:42 - 01:46 | They're in bed together! |
01:46 - 01:48 | Sir, he's in Klopp's head rent free |
01:48 - 01:52 | Stop with your nonsense! |
01:53 - 01:54 | Get them here |
01:56 - 01:57 | I want them in my office tonight |
01:57 - 02:00 | And Bamford the dirty Leeds wanker |
02:00 - 02:03 | What about Bayern? |
02:04 - 02:08 | For months they said they'd take part |
02:08 - 02:13 | Was it all a set up? |
02:14 - 02:16 | Woodward promised me |
02:17 - 02:21 | And that ginger pony tailed cunt |
02:27 - 02:29 | Legacy fans he said |
02:30 - 02:34 | We'll get new fans he said |
02:34 - 02:36 | Not like Newcastle's fans |
02:41 - 02:42 | Classy ones who wear clothes in public |
02:43 - 02:47 | Even Man City will sell tickets he said |
02:48 - 02:53 | Can't even sell 2,000 for Sunday ffs |
02:54 - 02:56 | And Spurs pulling out? |
02:56 - 02:59 | Nobody has even heard of them! |
03:00 - 03:02 | We only wanted them for their cheese room |
03:04 - 03:07 | We'll find another cheese room |
03:14 - 03:16 | It's over isnt it |
03:19 - 03:23 | Poor West Ham thought they were going to win the league |
03:25 - 03:26 | And now Liverpool will have to earn the top 4 again |
03:31 - 03:33 | Like those t shirts said |
03:40 - 03:46 | Those damn t shirts |
03:46 - 03:49 | They had 4,000 printed you know |
03:53 - 03:56 | Shall we donate them to Newcastle fans? |