| 00:00 - 00:03 | We'll turn all the Urban Wards |
| 00:04 - 00:05 | into three Councillor Wards |
| 00:05 - 00:07 | The Independents |
| 00:08 - 00:12 | won't find enough Candidates |
| 00:12 - 00:15 | and in the Rural Wards we will split up their communities |
| 00:17 - 00:19 | My plan |
| 00:19 - 00:21 | will be victorious |
| 00:24 - 00:26 | Fylde Führer |
| 00:27 - 00:28 | The Independents |
| 00:31 - 00:33 | The Independents have put in their own boundary proposal |
| 00:34 - 00:36 | with support from the Parish Councils |
| 00:53 - 00:58 | Any of you wanting to join the Independents, leave now |
| 01:13 - 01:15 | Those welly wearing Rurals |
| 01:15 - 01:17 | have no place in politics |
| 01:18 - 01:23 | They listen to their idiot country bumpkin residents |
| 01:25 - 01:28 | they put people before Politics |
| 01:29 - 01:31 | I am supreme Leader |
| 01:31 - 01:34 | I am the Fylde Führer |
| 01:34 - 01:37 | How dare they think for themselves |
| 01:37 - 01:40 | you sheep do as I say |
| 01:40 - 01:42 | Fylde Führer, I just want to sell my candles |
| 01:42 - 01:46 | You know where you can stick your candles! |
| 01:46 - 01:48 | Fylde Führer, please, no more up there |
| 01:48 - 01:52 | I decide the lines on the map |
| 01:53 - 01:54 | I control the Council |
| 01:56 - 01:57 | Why won't these Independents obey me? |
| 01:57 - 02:00 | "Oooo we don't have a Whip" |
| 02:00 - 02:03 | "Oooo we vote the way we want" |
| 02:04 - 02:08 | How dare they not put the Party first! |
| 02:08 - 02:13 | I will crush every last one of them |
| 02:14 - 02:16 | I will destroy their cosy, manure smelling villages |
| 02:17 - 02:21 | They will come to worship the Coast |
| 02:27 - 02:29 | My coast |
| 02:30 - 02:34 | We will out vote any left in the coastal Wards |
| 02:34 - 02:36 | I will reign supreme |
| 02:41 - 02:42 | I will build one Authority, |
| 02:43 - 02:47 | MY Authority, for the whole Fylde Coast |
| 02:48 - 02:53 | It will be my kingdom |
| 02:54 - 02:56 | with a King and Queen |
| 02:56 - 02:59 | my Royal Family |
| 03:00 - 03:02 | and you will all bow down to me |
| 03:04 - 03:07 | Don't worry, you'll be back on T&L soon |
| 03:14 - 03:16 | There's now more Conservatives |
| 03:19 - 03:23 | in the Independent Group |
| 03:25 - 03:26 | than in my Conservatives |
| 03:31 - 03:33 | I want my sheep back |
| 03:40 - 03:46 | I'm left with you sycophants |
| 03:46 - 03:49 | and secret Labour Members |
| 03:53 - 03:56 | I just want a Mulled Wine at Zest |
