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Fylde Boundary Commission
The Fylde Führer is not amused when plans to carve up the Borough are challenged

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00:00 - 00:03We'll turn all the Urban Wards
00:04 - 00:05into three Councillor Wards
00:05 - 00:07The Independents
00:08 - 00:12won't find enough Candidates
00:12 - 00:15and in the Rural Wards we will split up their communities
00:17 - 00:19My plan
00:19 - 00:21will be victorious
00:24 - 00:26Fylde Führer
00:27 - 00:28The Independents
00:31 - 00:33The Independents have put in their own boundary proposal
00:34 - 00:36with support from the Parish Councils
00:53 - 00:58Any of you wanting to join the Independents, leave now
01:13 - 01:15Those welly wearing Rurals
01:15 - 01:17have no place in politics
01:18 - 01:23They listen to their idiot country bumpkin residents
01:25 - 01:28they put people before Politics
01:29 - 01:31I am supreme Leader
01:31 - 01:34I am the Fylde Führer
01:34 - 01:37How dare they think for themselves
01:37 - 01:40you sheep do as I say
01:40 - 01:42Fylde Führer, I just want to sell my candles
01:42 - 01:46You know where you can stick your candles!
01:46 - 01:48Fylde Führer, please, no more up there
01:48 - 01:52I decide the lines on the map
01:53 - 01:54I control the Council
01:56 - 01:57Why won't these Independents obey me?
01:57 - 02:00"Oooo we don't have a Whip"
02:00 - 02:03"Oooo we vote the way we want"
02:04 - 02:08How dare they not put the Party first!
02:08 - 02:13I will crush every last one of them
02:14 - 02:16I will destroy their cosy, manure smelling villages
02:17 - 02:21They will come to worship the Coast
02:27 - 02:29My coast
02:30 - 02:34We will out vote any left in the coastal Wards
02:34 - 02:36I will reign supreme
02:41 - 02:42I will build one Authority,
02:43 - 02:47MY Authority, for the whole Fylde Coast
02:48 - 02:53It will be my kingdom
02:54 - 02:56with a King and Queen
02:56 - 02:59my Royal Family
03:00 - 03:02and you will all bow down to me
03:04 - 03:07Don't worry, you'll be back on T&L soon
03:14 - 03:16There's now more Conservatives
03:19 - 03:23in the Independent Group
03:25 - 03:26than in my Conservatives
03:31 - 03:33I want my sheep back
03:40 - 03:46I'm left with you sycophants
03:46 - 03:49and secret Labour Members
03:53 - 03:56I just want a Mulled Wine at Zest