| 00:00 - 00:03 | we were able to upgrade the tickets to first class |
| 00:04 - 00:05 | not to mention airport Wi-Fi |
| 00:05 - 00:07 | A $3 bagel was bought from this Dunkin Donuts |
| 00:08 - 00:12 | The Orioles Suite was purchased on opening day |
| 00:12 - 00:15 | we have bought crab cakes from G&M and Jimmy's |
| 00:17 - 00:19 | And we have receipts for all of these? |
| 00:19 - 00:21 | Of course you do. It is in the rules. |
| 00:24 - 00:26 | Well Rich.... |
| 00:27 - 00:28 | you see.... |
| 00:31 - 00:33 | Nope. We just swiped the cards you gave us. |
| 00:34 - 00:36 | In a 9-5 vote, we decided against us getting in trouble. |
| 00:53 - 00:58 | I want to see the five, including Little, Shley and Murphy ONLY |
| 01:13 - 01:15 | How dare you have morals! |
| 01:15 - 01:17 | We have a long standing tradition |
| 01:18 - 01:23 | Of not questioning where the money goes. |
| 01:25 - 01:28 | I will get my IT expert |
| 01:29 - 01:31 | PAT MAYFIELD ON THE CASE |
| 01:31 - 01:34 | He has things like IP ADDRESSES |
| 01:34 - 01:37 | AND LOCATIONS |
| 01:37 - 01:40 | Whatever the fuck that means |
| 01:40 - 01:42 | Sir, we tried to text you as soon as we learned... |
| 01:42 - 01:46 | I just bought a new phone with union dues |
| 01:46 - 01:48 | Well did you keep a receipt? |
| 01:48 - 01:52 | I fully admit that I am not the best at receipts |
| 01:53 - 01:54 | But you guys are screwed. |
| 01:56 - 01:57 | When the international gets involved |
| 01:57 - 02:00 | They will recommend criminal charges |
| 02:00 - 02:03 | that you cant vote down |
| 02:04 - 02:08 | Not to mention the membership will be really upset |
| 02:08 - 02:13 | And demand a forensic audit |
| 02:14 - 02:16 | How far back will they go? |
| 02:17 - 02:21 | Five Years? Ten? Maybe more? Who knows? |
| 02:27 - 02:29 | I wanted to change all of this |
| 02:30 - 02:34 | when I was voted in as President |
| 02:34 - 02:36 | But I have failed. |
| 02:41 - 02:42 | Make my suspension hearing first |
| 02:43 - 02:47 | Because my concience is clear. I can justify my mistakes. |
| 02:48 - 02:53 | As for whoever bought that damned drill |
| 02:54 - 02:56 | well, that guy is screwed. |
| 02:56 - 02:59 | And now I have to shred the last credit card |
| 03:00 - 03:02 | on FACEBOOK LIVE? |
| 03:04 - 03:07 | Dont cry Jenn, we will have a beer after the meeting. |
| 03:14 - 03:16 | They dont realize that we still need at least one card |
| 03:19 - 03:23 | to buy things for hall rentals and other events? |
| 03:25 - 03:26 | The membership wants answers? |
| 03:31 - 03:33 | they will have them. |
| 03:40 - 03:46 | We will raise the union dues |
| 03:46 - 03:49 | And skip a COLA raise |
| 03:53 - 03:56 | To pay for the audit. |
