| 00:00 - 00:03 | The 2021 USA BMX National schedule is out |
| 00:04 - 00:05 | We start in Phoenix |
| 00:05 - 00:07 | Then we travel to Florida and Bama |
| 00:08 - 00:12 | We are signing Tommy Harvey |
| 00:12 - 00:15 | And a wild card...Steve The Stiffy Hoffman |
| 00:17 - 00:19 | This Steve guy...is he good? |
| 00:19 - 00:21 | Or is he a homo? |
| 00:24 - 00:26 | My furher.... |
| 00:27 - 00:28 | Uh, a little help |
| 00:31 - 00:33 | Steve wadded in Phoenix |
| 00:34 - 00:36 | and dropped ass in Florida |
| 00:53 - 00:58 | Anybody who has ever ridden a Huffy, Mongoose, or JMC...leave the room now |
| 01:13 - 01:15 | Steve dropped ass |
| 01:15 - 01:17 | And dropped anchor |
| 01:18 - 01:23 | In the first fucking moto |
| 01:25 - 01:28 | Tommy comes off the fucking couch |
| 01:29 - 01:31 | and takes a strong second |
| 01:31 - 01:34 | on a mother fucking Radio 24 |
| 01:34 - 01:37 | Steve had one fucking job to do |
| 01:37 - 01:40 | He was paid to finish the fucking race and he dropped ass |
| 01:40 - 01:42 | But Steve was out of shape and he was on a Zero Nine |
| 01:42 - 01:46 | He was running a gold plated Zero Nine plate and shit the bed |
| 01:46 - 01:48 | But my furher, Tommy will race Pennsylvania |
| 01:48 - 01:52 | Steve needs his nuts in a vice...what the fuck is wrong with him? |
| 01:53 - 01:54 | I'm trying to win a title here |
| 01:56 - 01:57 | with a couple of fat old fucks |
| 01:57 - 02:00 | Steve said he would train but he's full of shit |
| 02:00 - 02:03 | He said he would win on this Zero Nine |
| 02:04 - 02:08 | But he can't even fit it in his piece of shit |
| 02:08 - 02:13 | DK golf bike bag |
| 02:14 - 02:16 | His travel trailer blows tires |
| 02:17 - 02:21 | like he blows hot dogs |
| 02:27 - 02:29 | I want his DOR |
| 02:30 - 02:34 | I want his Zero Nine |
| 02:34 - 02:36 | He will never work in this town again |
| 02:41 - 02:42 | Get my fucking Aero gear out |
| 02:43 - 02:47 | I'll take Steve's spot myself |
| 02:48 - 02:53 | I can't even get it up but just watch me qualify out of the first moto |
| 02:54 - 02:56 | I'll make the main |
| 02:56 - 02:59 | And I'll yardsale everyone |
| 03:00 - 03:02 | I'll punt half the group into the bleachers |
| 03:04 - 03:07 | Don't worry, Tommy will make the main |
| 03:14 - 03:16 | But I have 9 wins |
| 03:19 - 03:23 | If I win one more, I'm fucking intermediate |
| 03:25 - 03:26 | This is a big problem |
| 03:31 - 03:33 | Grands are in November |
| 03:40 - 03:46 | I'm not racing the Grands as an Intermediate |
| 03:46 - 03:49 | I've been sandbagging all year |
| 03:53 - 03:56 | Me and Tommy have to get it done. |
