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Tommy and Steve have to come through in 2021 to save mankind

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00:00 - 00:03The 2021 USA BMX National schedule is out
00:04 - 00:05We start in Phoenix
00:05 - 00:07Then we travel to Florida and Bama
00:08 - 00:12We are signing Tommy Harvey
00:12 - 00:15And a wild card...Steve The Stiffy Hoffman
00:17 - 00:19This Steve guy...is he good?
00:19 - 00:21Or is he a homo?
00:24 - 00:26My furher....
00:27 - 00:28Uh, a little help
00:31 - 00:33Steve wadded in Phoenix
00:34 - 00:36and dropped ass in Florida
00:53 - 00:58Anybody who has ever ridden a Huffy, Mongoose, or JMC...leave the room now
01:13 - 01:15Steve dropped ass
01:15 - 01:17And dropped anchor
01:18 - 01:23In the first fucking moto
01:25 - 01:28Tommy comes off the fucking couch
01:29 - 01:31and takes a strong second
01:31 - 01:34on a mother fucking Radio 24
01:34 - 01:37Steve had one fucking job to do
01:37 - 01:40He was paid to finish the fucking race and he dropped ass
01:40 - 01:42But Steve was out of shape and he was on a Zero Nine
01:42 - 01:46He was running a gold plated Zero Nine plate and shit the bed
01:46 - 01:48But my furher, Tommy will race Pennsylvania
01:48 - 01:52Steve needs his nuts in a vice...what the fuck is wrong with him?
01:53 - 01:54I'm trying to win a title here
01:56 - 01:57with a couple of fat old fucks
01:57 - 02:00Steve said he would train but he's full of shit
02:00 - 02:03He said he would win on this Zero Nine
02:04 - 02:08But he can't even fit it in his piece of shit
02:08 - 02:13DK golf bike bag
02:14 - 02:16His travel trailer blows tires
02:17 - 02:21like he blows hot dogs
02:27 - 02:29I want his DOR
02:30 - 02:34I want his Zero Nine
02:34 - 02:36He will never work in this town again
02:41 - 02:42Get my fucking Aero gear out
02:43 - 02:47I'll take Steve's spot myself
02:48 - 02:53I can't even get it up but just watch me qualify out of the first moto
02:54 - 02:56I'll make the main
02:56 - 02:59And I'll yardsale everyone
03:00 - 03:02I'll punt half the group into the bleachers
03:04 - 03:07Don't worry, Tommy will make the main
03:14 - 03:16But I have 9 wins
03:19 - 03:23If I win one more, I'm fucking intermediate
03:25 - 03:26This is a big problem
03:31 - 03:33Grands are in November
03:40 - 03:46I'm not racing the Grands as an Intermediate
03:46 - 03:49I've been sandbagging all year
03:53 - 03:56Me and Tommy have to get it done.