00:00 - 00:05So check this out
00:05 - 00:07CENTCOM needs fixed wing CAS
00:07 - 00:10To cover the Afghanistan retreat
00:11 - 00:16And what does AFGSC source them?
00:17 - 00:21B-52s
00:21 - 00:24Goddamn B-52s!!!
00:29 - 00:31The fucking BUFFtards
00:31 - 00:34Ray has been convinced they'll be in the wheel
00:38 - 00:40Providing 100% FMV coverage
00:41 - 00:47And that they are dynamic
00:47 - 00:50And will execute 9 lines in under 30 minutes!!!
00:50 - 00:56He has no idea
00:58 - 00:59That they'll be at echo 15
00:59 - 01:01Doing figure 8s to music
01:04 - 01:06Losing track half the time
01:06 - 01:08Zero SA
01:13 - 01:14Masking their own pod!
01:14 - 01:16In Syria they made them drop leaflets
01:16 - 01:20When TF wasn't kicking them out of the stack
01:21 - 01:27Because they couldn't hurt anyone with those
01:35 - 01:37The last time they were in Afghanistan they dropped Mk-82s
01:38 - 01:39Fucking Mk-82s
01:41 - 01:44But seriously Rolling Thunder is over
01:44 - 01:47I heard they want to bring GBU-12s again
01:47 - 01:49Like they'll hit a moving target
01:50 - 01:53GBU-12s!!!
01:54 - 01:56Fucking GBU-12s!!!
01:56 - 01:58That's why its called BUFFoonery
01:58 - 02:02Ray is trying to pitch that all bombers are the same
02:05 - 02:07At least B-2 crews would be competent
02:10 - 02:11No windows
02:11 - 02:13No sensors
02:15 - 02:17But at least the coords would be correct
02:17 - 02:20TF JTACs are pissed
02:21 - 02:28They are like dafuq is this?
02:29 - 02:30BUFFs?!!!
02:30 - 02:32They'll stick them at FL300
02:36 - 02:39With 5 shooters beneath them
02:40 - 02:42And gunships too!
02:50 - 02:55Gunships!
02:56 - 02:58And what of the B-1?
02:58 - 03:04Ray won't deploy them to the place that "broke them"
03:04 - 03:09Flying heavy weight long duration
03:09 - 03:11So they chopped them for CONUS to CONUS missions
03:16 - 03:20Where they are flying 30 fucking hours
03:23 - 03:2630 hour BTFs to save the B-1
03:31 - 03:36You can't make this shit up