| 00:00 - 00:05 | So check this out |
| 00:05 - 00:07 | CENTCOM needs fixed wing CAS |
| 00:07 - 00:10 | To cover the Afghanistan retreat |
| 00:11 - 00:16 | And what does AFGSC source them? |
| 00:17 - 00:21 | B-52s |
| 00:21 - 00:24 | Goddamn B-52s!!! |
| 00:29 - 00:31 | The fucking BUFFtards |
| 00:31 - 00:34 | Ray has been convinced they'll be in the wheel |
| 00:38 - 00:40 | Providing 100% FMV coverage |
| 00:41 - 00:47 | And that they are dynamic |
| 00:47 - 00:50 | And will execute 9 lines in under 30 minutes!!! |
| 00:50 - 00:56 | He has no idea |
| 00:58 - 00:59 | That they'll be at echo 15 |
| 00:59 - 01:01 | Doing figure 8s to music |
| 01:04 - 01:06 | Losing track half the time |
| 01:06 - 01:08 | Zero SA |
| 01:13 - 01:14 | Masking their own pod! |
| 01:14 - 01:16 | In Syria they made them drop leaflets |
| 01:16 - 01:20 | When TF wasn't kicking them out of the stack |
| 01:21 - 01:27 | Because they couldn't hurt anyone with those |
| 01:35 - 01:37 | The last time they were in Afghanistan they dropped Mk-82s |
| 01:38 - 01:39 | Fucking Mk-82s |
| 01:41 - 01:44 | But seriously Rolling Thunder is over |
| 01:44 - 01:47 | I heard they want to bring GBU-12s again |
| 01:47 - 01:49 | Like they'll hit a moving target |
| 01:50 - 01:53 | GBU-12s!!! |
| 01:54 - 01:56 | Fucking GBU-12s!!! |
| 01:56 - 01:58 | That's why its called BUFFoonery |
| 01:58 - 02:02 | Ray is trying to pitch that all bombers are the same |
| 02:05 - 02:07 | At least B-2 crews would be competent |
| 02:10 - 02:11 | No windows |
| 02:11 - 02:13 | No sensors |
| 02:15 - 02:17 | But at least the coords would be correct |
| 02:17 - 02:20 | TF JTACs are pissed |
| 02:21 - 02:28 | They are like dafuq is this? |
| 02:29 - 02:30 | BUFFs?!!! |
| 02:30 - 02:32 | They'll stick them at FL300 |
| 02:36 - 02:39 | With 5 shooters beneath them |
| 02:40 - 02:42 | And gunships too! |
| 02:50 - 02:55 | Gunships! |
| 02:56 - 02:58 | And what of the B-1? |
| 02:58 - 03:04 | Ray won't deploy them to the place that "broke them" |
| 03:04 - 03:09 | Flying heavy weight long duration |
| 03:09 - 03:11 | So they chopped them for CONUS to CONUS missions |
| 03:16 - 03:20 | Where they are flying 30 fucking hours |
| 03:23 - 03:26 | 30 hour BTFs to save the B-1 |
| 03:31 - 03:36 | You can't make this shit up |
