00:01 - 00:06 | OK... You're saying you come from the depths of remote galaxy Entwouploutz. |
00:06 - 00:10 | You landed here, on Earth and you intend to leave soon... |
00:10 - 00:12 | You claim that in front of millions of viewers... |
00:14 - 00:16 | Yeah... Hum... We are part of the Oughoulour nation. |
00:16 - 00:19 | Oughoulour are everywhere around you. |
00:19 - 00:21 | [chuckles...] Excuse me |
00:21 - 00:26 | Most of the Oughoulour do not even know they are Oughoulour... |
00:26 - 00:27 | [embarassed laughter] |
00:27 - 00:32 | I feel pain when I think of them... |
00:32 - 00:35 | They feel different but they do not know why... |
00:35 - 00:40 | [embarassed laughter] |
00:41 - 00:46 | Excuse me... Excuse me, sincerly... |
00:46 - 00:50 | It is... I just think I have plenty of Oughoulour around me ... |
00:50 - 00:54 | [loud laughter] |
00:55 - 00:57 | I didn't think it was hilarious to be oughoulour on Earth... |
00:58 - 01:00 | Excuse me... No , I'm sorry.... |
01:01 - 01:04 | Excuse me ladies and gentlemen... |
01:04 - 01:11 | You're asserting that anyone may be Oughoulour : me, our viewers... How do we recognize them? |
01:11 - 01:16 | Often, the Oughoulour can't stop moving.... They feed almost exclusiveley on fruit juice... |
01:16 - 01:17 | Hum... |
01:17 - 01:20 | And oddly... Most of them are... |
01:20 - 01:21 | [chuckles] |
01:20 - 01:23 | Just like me, they... |
01:23 - 01:25 | They are english teacher, you see? |
01:25 - 01:27 | And they do have to live with it.... |
01:27 - 01:39 | [peal of laughter...] |
01:39 - 01:43 | I don't understand what is so funny. |
01:43 - 01:44 | I mean, in life we don't choose... |
01:44 - 01:47 | You think it is easy to be an english teacher? |
01:47 - 01:47 | [sighs] |
01:47 - 01:49 | I did my best.... |
01:49 - 01:51 | And he giggles... |
01:51 - 01:54 | No no, excuse me, excuse me... |
01:54 - 01:55 | [exhales] |
01:55 - 01:59 | Well, let's go ahead... Let's break the ice... |
01:59 - 02:00 | [sniffs] |
02:00 - 02:04 | Hum... is there a question from the audience? |
02:04 - 02:08 | Oh yes sir, we are all ears. |
02:08 - 02:12 | I am an english teacher too. |
02:12 - 02:20 | My name is Mathiew and I completely found myself in what you said... |
02:20 - 02:22 | Do you often wriggle? Do you enjoy fruit juice? |
02:23 - 02:24 | Everything you ask me is true. |
02:25 - 02:27 | I always felt different... |
02:27 - 02:29 | I know what you go through each day! |
02:29 - 02:31 | Thank you for your support. |
02:31 - 02:33 | You are the only person to understand me here. |
02:33 - 02:35 | You are so placable... |
02:35 - 02:38 | I crave to kiss you |
02:39 - 02:42 | Dear guests, thank you for coming, |
02:42 - 02:44 | I guess this lesson of tolerance... |
02:44 - 02:46 | is going to raise awareness, me first... |
02:46 - 02:51 | Thank you to our viewers, I hope, I 'll be forgiven to have screwed the pooch... |
02:51 - 02:54 | In a nutshell, long live the Oughoulour... |