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Hitler tries to reach full decision
Hitler tries to reach full decision but he keeps getting errors

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00:00 - 00:03The system cruise through ui steps
00:04 - 00:05A new case is created
00:05 - 00:07Progress moves through business type
00:08 - 00:12About you and all other details
00:12 - 00:15And the ui responds well
00:17 - 00:19Very well looks good
00:19 - 00:21What about risk?
00:24 - 00:26My Furher...
00:27 - 00:28Risk...
00:31 - 00:33Risk crash there's an error
00:34 - 00:36We don't know what's causing it
00:53 - 00:58Everyone but Guy, Eden, Ori, Etay, Ilan, leave the room
01:13 - 01:15Your code is trash
01:15 - 01:17We should have hired Indians
01:18 - 01:23Decisions, rules and a bit of code to call them!
01:25 - 01:28And they tell me integration is down
01:29 - 01:31Has it ever been up?
01:31 - 01:34Our environments are ass ASS!
01:34 - 01:37I should sell the company
01:37 - 01:40We are months behind
01:40 - 01:42We can't work without environments
01:42 - 01:46The British will want a refund
01:46 - 01:48My Furher just a few more days
01:48 - 01:52I heard that nonsense before
01:53 - 01:54I scheduled a demo
01:56 - 01:57I cancelled a demo
01:57 - 02:00I scheduled again
02:00 - 02:03You were so optimistic about this garbage
02:04 - 02:08Just pass affordability and it's all good
02:08 - 02:13Just a few rules left
02:14 - 02:16And now risk is dead again
02:17 - 02:21We need it done! Quit Stalling!
02:27 - 02:29Give me the truth
02:30 - 02:34When can we have a demo?
02:34 - 02:36That's all I want
02:41 - 02:42I am tired
02:43 - 02:47Of cancelling meetings and making promises I can't keep
02:48 - 02:53We should have never agreed to this
02:54 - 02:56We thought it was easy money
02:56 - 02:59We already give loans why not to every bank
03:00 - 03:02Easy millions they said
03:04 - 03:07Don't worry we are just devops
03:14 - 03:16We have failed
03:19 - 03:23I give up on this
03:25 - 03:26This stops
03:31 - 03:33The trick is the loans
03:40 - 03:46We will connect the API to some Indians
03:46 - 03:49And they will manually make decisions
03:53 - 03:56Demo tomorrow.