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My portfolio rn
Some comical relief for the rough past few days. I'm still confident in the stocks that I still hold, this is purely comical value.

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00:00 - 00:052021 starts and I make a lot of money on weed and biofuels
00:05 - 00:07The money is pouring in
00:07 - 00:10I've mad enough money to pay off all of my debt and
00:11 - 00:16and still invest, I'm up 700% on my portfolio
00:17 - 00:21I buy some dips on ITRM TRCH KERN VISL
00:21 - 00:24They dip more
00:29 - 00:31And they keep dipping
00:31 - 00:34So I buy some more
00:38 - 00:40And then I discovered DPW
00:41 - 00:47So I bought at 6.80 and 6.50
00:47 - 00:50But it keeps dipping
00:50 - 00:56Even after Bitcoin hits a new all time high
00:58 - 00:59DPW doesn't give a fuck
00:59 - 01:01And keeps dropping
01:04 - 01:06I'm down over $2k
01:06 - 01:08In multiple stocks
01:13 - 01:14I keep buying dips
01:14 - 01:16thinking its the bottom
01:16 - 01:20but the long dick of the market keeps fucking me
01:21 - 01:27I even tried to go WSB and use rocket emojis and it dipped more
01:35 - 01:36Those WSB guys
01:36 - 01:39Are more fucked than me
01:41 - 01:44they bought SNDL at 4.50, AMC at 24, and GME at 490
01:44 - 01:47with loans from loan sharks
01:47 - 01:49They're probably going to get their
01:50 - 01:53whole family killed by Hitmen
01:54 - 01:56One guy used his $70k
01:56 - 01:58Dental school loan to buy
01:58 - 02:02Gamestop at 490
02:05 - 02:07This morning TRCH had good PR
02:10 - 02:11And in premarket
02:11 - 02:13It shot up to 4.10
02:15 - 02:17I didn't sell a single fucking share
02:17 - 02:20And now its lower than before the run up
02:21 - 02:28VISL last week ran to the low 5's and I had a few thousand in profit
02:29 - 02:30Did you sell?
02:30 - 02:32Of fucking course I didn't
02:36 - 02:39I went from being up a few thousand
02:40 - 02:42To down ten thousand on my portfolio
02:50 - 02:55Can't believe I wake up at 4am for this shit
02:56 - 02:58How do you feel about last we
02:58 - 03:04Last week was a a fucking blood bath on my portfolio
03:04 - 03:09the market has been doing extremely well even with a pandemic
03:09 - 03:11But this week will be better with these low prices
03:16 - 03:20Just kidding today was worse than all of last week
03:23 - 03:26I watched overvalued CCIV go straight to shit
03:31 - 03:36Thank God I dodged that one