00:01 - 00:07Welcome to the BBC Snatzi show!
00:08 - 00:13I am here to speak for our illustrious leader
00:14 - 00:18The great Salmond hating Dictator Nicoliar Sturgeon
00:19 - 00:20We will follow her
00:21 - 00:23And kiss her stinking feet.
00:24 - 00:30A special message to the sheep-
00:31 - 00:35Your stupidity is keeping
00:36 - 00:38the independence campaign alive.
00:39 - 00:42Without you methadone swigging
00:43 - 00:46fuds, we would be nothing!
00:46 - 00:49Please continue to believe our shite,
00:49 - 00:52as we still need our expenses.