| 00:01 - 00:07 | Welcome to the BBC Snatzi show! |
| 00:08 - 00:13 | I am here to speak for our illustrious leader |
| 00:14 - 00:18 | The great Salmond hating Dictator Nicoliar Sturgeon |
| 00:19 - 00:20 | We will follow her |
| 00:21 - 00:23 | And kiss her stinking feet. |
| 00:24 - 00:30 | A special message to the sheep- |
| 00:31 - 00:35 | Your stupidity is keeping |
| 00:36 - 00:38 | the independence campaign alive. |
| 00:39 - 00:42 | Without you methadone swigging |
| 00:43 - 00:46 | fuds, we would be nothing! |
| 00:46 - 00:49 | Please continue to believe our shite, |
| 00:49 - 00:52 | as we still need our expenses. |
