| 00:00 - 00:03 | Kyle, the township has agreed |
| 00:04 - 00:05 | to build new baseball fields |
| 00:05 - 00:07 | here, and here and here. |
| 00:08 - 00:12 | They will also be building fields and batting cages |
| 00:12 - 00:15 | in this area and over next to this playground. |
| 00:17 - 00:19 | I'm happy to hear we'll have more |
| 00:19 - 00:21 | places for kids to learn the hardest sport. |
| 00:24 - 00:26 | Ummm, Kyle... |
| 00:27 - 00:28 | The people... |
| 00:31 - 00:33 | The people voted that bullriding is harder. |
| 00:34 - 00:36 | And the vote wasn't even close. |
| 00:53 - 00:58 | If you didn't play at least high school baseball, get out. |
| 01:13 - 01:15 | Bullriding isn't even a sport! |
| 01:15 - 01:17 | You just sit on the back of a cow! |
| 01:18 - 01:23 | How hard is it to sit on a cow and hold onto a rope!?! |
| 01:25 - 01:28 | These people have no respect for our national pastime. |
| 01:29 - 01:31 | They have no idea how hard it is |
| 01:31 - 01:34 | to hit a fastball after seeing offspeed pitches! |
| 01:34 - 01:37 | Have they ever seen Randy Johnson? |
| 01:37 - 01:40 | The man is a machine! None of them could hit him! |
| 01:40 - 01:42 | But Kyle, a bull is a 1,500 lb nightmare. |
| 01:42 - 01:46 | Your mom is a 1,500 lb nightmare! |
| 01:46 - 01:48 | But Kyle, bullriding takes incredible coordination! |
| 01:48 - 01:52 | Like the coordination to backhand a smoker down the 3rd base line? |
| 01:53 - 01:54 | It's riding a cow! |
| 01:56 - 01:57 | People think that you just walk |
| 01:57 - 02:00 | up there and swing a stick and the ball goes over the fence. |
| 02:00 - 02:03 | They don't understand this isn't little league! |
| 02:04 - 02:08 | These are grown men throwing 100 mph |
| 02:08 - 02:13 | not a stupid cow jumping around in the dirt while you |
| 02:14 - 02:16 | just sit on its back and wave your stupid hat! |
| 02:17 - 02:21 | Even if you're good the whole thing only lasts 8 seconds! |
| 02:27 - 02:29 | Baseball is an artform. |
| 02:30 - 02:34 | It takes skill and coordination and strength. |
| 02:34 - 02:36 | Not just waiting for a ride to stop. |
| 02:41 - 02:42 | Back in Missouri |
| 02:43 - 02:47 | people would never even suggest that bullriding is harder than baseball! |
| 02:48 - 02:53 | But now people act like they could keep a line drive from blasting them in the face! |
| 02:54 - 02:56 | I hope they get hit with a foul ball next time |
| 02:56 - 02:59 | then they'll see how hard it is to catch a ball. |
| 03:00 - 03:02 | And even that is nothing compared being on the field! |
| 03:04 - 03:07 | It's ok, we'll get seats behind the net. |
| 03:14 - 03:16 | I just can't believe anyone thinks |
| 03:19 - 03:23 | something you can do in cowboy boots is harder than something that |
| 03:25 - 03:26 | requires cleats. |
| 03:31 - 03:33 | The votes need recounted. |
| 03:40 - 03:46 | This has to be fixed. I will never admit that riding a cow is harder than playing baseball. |
| 03:46 - 03:49 | Go do another poll where baseball wins. |
| 03:53 - 03:56 | Use burner accounts if you have to. |
