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Kyle Loves Baseball
Kyle finds out that people think bullriding is harder than baseball.

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00:00 - 00:03Kyle, the township has agreed
00:04 - 00:05to build new baseball fields
00:05 - 00:07here, and here and here.
00:08 - 00:12They will also be building fields and batting cages
00:12 - 00:15in this area and over next to this playground.
00:17 - 00:19I'm happy to hear we'll have more
00:19 - 00:21places for kids to learn the hardest sport.
00:24 - 00:26Ummm, Kyle...
00:27 - 00:28The people...
00:31 - 00:33The people voted that bullriding is harder.
00:34 - 00:36And the vote wasn't even close.
00:53 - 00:58If you didn't play at least high school baseball, get out.
01:13 - 01:15Bullriding isn't even a sport!
01:15 - 01:17You just sit on the back of a cow!
01:18 - 01:23How hard is it to sit on a cow and hold onto a rope!?!
01:25 - 01:28These people have no respect for our national pastime.
01:29 - 01:31They have no idea how hard it is
01:31 - 01:34to hit a fastball after seeing offspeed pitches!
01:34 - 01:37Have they ever seen Randy Johnson?
01:37 - 01:40The man is a machine! None of them could hit him!
01:40 - 01:42But Kyle, a bull is a 1,500 lb nightmare.
01:42 - 01:46Your mom is a 1,500 lb nightmare!
01:46 - 01:48But Kyle, bullriding takes incredible coordination!
01:48 - 01:52Like the coordination to backhand a smoker down the 3rd base line?
01:53 - 01:54It's riding a cow!
01:56 - 01:57People think that you just walk
01:57 - 02:00up there and swing a stick and the ball goes over the fence.
02:00 - 02:03They don't understand this isn't little league!
02:04 - 02:08These are grown men throwing 100 mph
02:08 - 02:13not a stupid cow jumping around in the dirt while you
02:14 - 02:16just sit on its back and wave your stupid hat!
02:17 - 02:21Even if you're good the whole thing only lasts 8 seconds!
02:27 - 02:29Baseball is an artform.
02:30 - 02:34It takes skill and coordination and strength.
02:34 - 02:36Not just waiting for a ride to stop.
02:41 - 02:42Back in Missouri
02:43 - 02:47people would never even suggest that bullriding is harder than baseball!
02:48 - 02:53But now people act like they could keep a line drive from blasting them in the face!
02:54 - 02:56I hope they get hit with a foul ball next time
02:56 - 02:59then they'll see how hard it is to catch a ball.
03:00 - 03:02And even that is nothing compared being on the field!
03:04 - 03:07It's ok, we'll get seats behind the net.
03:14 - 03:16I just can't believe anyone thinks
03:19 - 03:23something you can do in cowboy boots is harder than something that
03:25 - 03:26requires cleats.
03:31 - 03:33The votes need recounted.
03:40 - 03:46This has to be fixed. I will never admit that riding a cow is harder than playing baseball.
03:46 - 03:49Go do another poll where baseball wins.
03:53 - 03:56Use burner accounts if you have to.