| 00:00 - 00:03 | Well you see Mr. Griffin, |
| 00:04 - 00:05 | our GME position is looking |
| 00:05 - 00:07 | rather unfavourable at the moment |
| 00:08 - 00:12 | r/WSB are buying all the GameStop they can |
| 00:12 - 00:15 | and seem content on holding it "to the moon" |
| 00:17 - 00:19 | We'll stop them from buying |
| 00:19 - 00:21 | Run a short ladder attack and cover our loss |
| 00:24 - 00:26 | My Hedgehog |
| 00:27 - 00:28 | RobinHood... |
| 00:31 - 00:33 | RobinHood stopped the poors from buying all day |
| 00:34 - 00:36 | But they have diamond hands and wouldn't sell |
| 00:53 - 00:58 | Anyone whose wife's boyfriend is long on GME please leave the room |
| 01:13 - 01:15 | How are we losing to degenerates? |
| 01:15 - 01:17 | We literally manipulate the market |
| 01:18 - 01:23 | We've been pumping hit pieces in the media |
| 01:25 - 01:28 | They wouldn't sell when we froze their trading platforms |
| 01:29 - 01:31 | and now you're telling me |
| 01:31 - 01:34 | retail traders are taking GME to the moon! |
| 01:34 - 01:37 | How are we going to explain to our clients |
| 01:37 - 01:40 | That we lost billions of dollars to people who say "Apes Together Strong" |
| 01:40 - 01:42 | My Hedgehog it's been proven that Apes are indeed stronger together |
| 01:42 - 01:46 | I don't care, they can stay retarded longer than we can stay solvent. We're finished. |
| 01:46 - 01:48 | My Hedgehog, the retail investors just want their tendies |
| 01:48 - 01:52 | Then they should have bought AMD calls in 2019 like everyone else |
| 01:53 - 01:54 | We're going to lose everything |
| 01:55 - 01:57 | Liquidate all of our stocks and go bankrupt |
| 01:57 - 02:00 | because r/WSB squeezed a squoze |
| 02:00 - 02:03 | like no squeeze has ever been squoze |
| 02:04 - 02:08 | We should have run GameStop into the ground |
| 02:08 - 02:13 | Instead we have Bench Appearo agreeing with AOC |
| 02:14 - 02:16 | And not just because he wants feet pics |
| 02:17 - 02:21 | Everyone is against us now and they all just keep holding |
| 02:27 - 02:29 | It's completely unfair |
| 02:30 - 02:33 | We're the ones who are supposed to manipulate the markets |
| 02:34 - 02:36 | Not people who think printer go brrrrr |
| 02:41 - 02:42 | This is unbelievable |
| 02:42 - 02:47 | There's no way I'm going to be able to afford my 4th yacht now |
| 02:48 - 02:53 | All I wanted was to bankrupt a brick and mortar game retailer |
| 02:54 - 02:56 | Put 20,000 people out of work |
| 02:56 - 02:59 | But no instead we're going to be the ones making loss porn |
| 03:00 - 03:02 | while u/DeepFuckingValue walks off with a billion |
| 03:04 - 03:07 | It's okay the SEC will investigate r/WSB and put an end to their tyranny |
| 03:14 - 03:16 | I shouldn't have bailed out Melvin |
| 03:19 - 03:23 | but I couldn't stand the thought of the poors making money |
| 03:25 - 03:26 | It's wrong |
| 03:31 - 03:33 | and now we're going bankrupt |
| 03:40 - 03:46 | If they continue to hold our only option will be a bailout from Biden |
| 03:46 - 03:49 | but he'll want something in return |
| 03:53 - 03:56 | I hope he doesn't sniff my hair |
