| 00:00 - 00:05 | So Surya hit the jackpot with four slots at Lowe's and two in Home Depot |
| 00:05 - 00:07 | Everything has to ship in January |
| 00:07 - 00:10 | We tell Bip, "Get your ass in gear, man. We can't miss this" |
| 00:11 - 00:16 | We are a brand new vendor in a new business and the pressure is on... |
| 00:17 - 00:21 | So we go on vacation for three months and don't start production until December. |
| 00:21 - 00:24 | Jesus |
| 00:29 - 00:31 | Jesus |
| 00:31 - 00:34 | We didn't even know how to print labels until Christmas |
| 00:38 - 00:40 | Jesus |
| 00:41 - 00:47 | Babu tell us, "Don't worry...we will ship some in January but most of it in June" |
| 00:47 - 00:50 | Meanwhile we forgot how to stick labels on |
| 00:50 - 00:56 | and the ends of the jute are fraying like a hobo sweater |
| 00:58 - 00:59 | What the fuck are we doing? |
| 00:59 - 01:01 | Can we walk and chew gum? |
| 01:04 - 01:06 | None of the audits were approved |
| 01:06 - 01:08 | The rugs can't pass testing |
| 01:13 - 01:14 | Jesus |
| 01:14 - 01:16 | What in the hell is going on here? |
| 01:16 - 01:20 | We can't make rugs, the rugs we make are falling apart |
| 01:21 - 01:27 | and all of a sudden we don't know the difference between cotton and rayon |
| 01:35 - 01:36 | you can't make this shit up |
| 01:36 - 01:39 | we are dead man walking and we haven't even shipped anything yet |
| 01:41 - 01:44 | But, OK. We got a plan together that Lowe's accepted. |
| 01:44 - 01:47 | We are in the clear and we are ready to go. |
| 01:47 - 01:49 | We are as focused as we can be. |
| 01:50 - 01:53 | so then everyone in Turkey decides they hate scatter rugs |
| 01:54 - 01:56 | No shit |
| 01:56 - 01:58 | In the ditch again |
| 01:58 - 02:02 | And some guy on the dock says "fuck these 2x3's for Lowe's, I ain't shipping them" |
| 02:05 - 02:07 | It's true |
| 02:10 - 02:11 | What the |
| 02:11 - 02:13 | I mean what in the actual fuck? |
| 02:15 - 02:17 | We don't have rugs made |
| 02:17 - 02:20 | All the shipping containers got coronavirus so we can't ship |
| 02:21 - 02:28 | If I ever find that 2x3 guy, I will shove an 8x10 up his ass |
| 02:29 - 02:30 | is that right |
| 02:30 - 02:32 | you damn right |
| 02:36 - 02:39 | I already have a ticket to Istanbul |
| 02:40 - 02:42 | oh well... |
| 02:50 - 02:55 | We will get through it, we just have to keep trying |
| 02:56 - 02:58 | That is very big of you |
| 02:58 - 03:04 | Well, I'm a rug salesman and we are classy folks |
| 03:04 - 03:09 | we take the good with the bad and roll with the punches |
| 03:09 - 03:11 | What are you going to do? |
| 03:16 - 03:20 | What until I get started on Home Depot... |
| 03:23 - 03:26 | It's as big a shit show. |
| 03:31 - 03:36 | Do you have the number for that Uber driver training?: |
