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Lowe's and Home Depot Rollouts
Surya Mass Merchant Rollouts to Lowe's and Home Depot for 2021

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00:00 - 00:05So Surya hit the jackpot with four slots at Lowe's and two in Home Depot
00:05 - 00:07Everything has to ship in January
00:07 - 00:10We tell Bip, "Get your ass in gear, man. We can't miss this"
00:11 - 00:16We are a brand new vendor in a new business and the pressure is on...
00:17 - 00:21So we go on vacation for three months and don't start production until December.
00:21 - 00:24Jesus
00:29 - 00:31Jesus
00:31 - 00:34We didn't even know how to print labels until Christmas
00:38 - 00:40Jesus
00:41 - 00:47Babu tell us, "Don't worry...we will ship some in January but most of it in June"
00:47 - 00:50Meanwhile we forgot how to stick labels on
00:50 - 00:56and the ends of the jute are fraying like a hobo sweater
00:58 - 00:59What the fuck are we doing?
00:59 - 01:01Can we walk and chew gum?
01:04 - 01:06None of the audits were approved
01:06 - 01:08The rugs can't pass testing
01:13 - 01:14Jesus
01:14 - 01:16What in the hell is going on here?
01:16 - 01:20We can't make rugs, the rugs we make are falling apart
01:21 - 01:27and all of a sudden we don't know the difference between cotton and rayon
01:35 - 01:36you can't make this shit up
01:36 - 01:39we are dead man walking and we haven't even shipped anything yet
01:41 - 01:44But, OK. We got a plan together that Lowe's accepted.
01:44 - 01:47We are in the clear and we are ready to go.
01:47 - 01:49We are as focused as we can be.
01:50 - 01:53so then everyone in Turkey decides they hate scatter rugs
01:54 - 01:56No shit
01:56 - 01:58In the ditch again
01:58 - 02:02And some guy on the dock says "fuck these 2x3's for Lowe's, I ain't shipping them"
02:05 - 02:07It's true
02:10 - 02:11What the
02:11 - 02:13I mean what in the actual fuck?
02:15 - 02:17We don't have rugs made
02:17 - 02:20All the shipping containers got coronavirus so we can't ship
02:21 - 02:28If I ever find that 2x3 guy, I will shove an 8x10 up his ass
02:29 - 02:30is that right
02:30 - 02:32you damn right
02:36 - 02:39I already have a ticket to Istanbul
02:40 - 02:42oh well...
02:50 - 02:55We will get through it, we just have to keep trying
02:56 - 02:58That is very big of you
02:58 - 03:04Well, I'm a rug salesman and we are classy folks
03:04 - 03:09we take the good with the bad and roll with the punches
03:09 - 03:11What are you going to do?
03:16 - 03:20What until I get started on Home Depot...
03:23 - 03:26It's as big a shit show.
03:31 - 03:36Do you have the number for that Uber driver training?: