| 00:00 - 00:03 | This is how you said the tour would go down. |
| 00:04 - 00:05 | We would travel to these cities and receive further instructions. |
| 00:05 - 00:07 | Here, and here. |
| 00:08 - 00:12 | It was our understanding that we would receive this info in a timely manner. |
| 00:12 - 00:15 | As of yet, you haven't told us anything that a fan couldn't get from the web. |
| 00:17 - 00:19 | Everything is changing. |
| 00:19 - 00:21 | I don't want to give you bad information. |
| 00:24 - 00:26 | Sir... |
| 00:27 - 00:28 | The band..... |
| 00:31 - 00:33 | The band is getting angry that we can't answer basic questions. |
| 00:34 - 00:36 | They are looking at us like we're assholes. |
| 00:53 - 00:58 | Everyone that wants to know their driver's phone number, get out. |
| 01:13 - 01:15 | I have no natural command presence! |
| 01:15 - 01:17 | The only way I am respected is by throttling the flow of information! |
| 01:18 - 01:23 | And they want to know who their drivers are??? |
| 01:25 - 01:28 | Well let me be clear to you now... |
| 01:29 - 01:31 | They're fucked! |
| 01:31 - 01:34 | I will not give them my secret tour plans. |
| 01:34 - 01:37 | I made the plans. They are mine. |
| 01:37 - 01:40 | None of them deserve the credit. |
| 01:40 - 01:42 | Sir, when we look bad, you look bad too. |
| 01:42 - 01:46 | I should have been a science teacher!!! |
| 01:46 - 01:48 | Sir, the time for that is past, the tour... |
| 01:48 - 01:52 | What about the fucking tour? |
| 01:53 - 01:54 | I'm tired of this fucking tour! |
| 01:56 - 01:57 | And I lost my bag of M&Ms. |
| 01:57 - 02:00 | "Sir, we'll find your candy coated yummies." |
| 02:00 - 02:03 | "Sir, I'm sure housekeeping didn't take them either." |
| 02:04 - 02:08 | Are you fucking kidding me??? |
| 02:08 - 02:13 | Of course the maid took my fucking M&Ms. |
| 02:14 - 02:16 | The band told her to! |
| 02:17 - 02:21 | All of you think you can run this tour without me. |
| 02:27 - 02:29 | You're all doomed without my secret tour plans. |
| 02:30 - 02:34 | You need me. There is no tour without me. |
| 02:34 - 02:36 | I am the Tour Master! |
| 02:41 - 02:42 | Too much of this... |
| 02:43 - 02:47 | Too much of this questioning my secret plans. |
| 02:48 - 02:53 | Just shut the fuck up already and let me count out float in increments of $10. |
| 02:54 - 02:56 | They couldn't possibly need more than $10. |
| 02:56 - 02:59 | Who do they think they're fooling? |
| 03:00 - 03:02 | I am also the Float Master. |
| 03:04 - 03:07 | Don't stress out, this gig is over soon. |
| 03:14 - 03:16 | I can't take the weight any longer. |
| 03:19 - 03:23 | I miss my M&Ms, so much. |
| 03:25 - 03:26 | They're my only comfort. |
| 03:31 - 03:33 | Tour information is mine to give. |
| 03:40 - 03:46 | Go get me some more M&Ms. If the band asks where you're headed... |
| 03:46 - 03:49 | Tell them the truth. |
| 03:53 - 03:56 | Tell them you don't know. |
