| 00:00 - 00:03 | Mein Furher they have found oot why yer hoose is stinkin |
| 00:04 - 00:05 | it is rank |
| 00:05 - 00:07 | dug shite has been trailed in there and there |
| 00:08 - 00:12 | From what we can tell yer hoose is a mess |
| 00:12 - 00:15 | but beyond that it's very dangerous tae go in |
| 00:17 - 00:19 | Get tae it and clean it up noo |
| 00:19 - 00:21 | it'll be easy tae clean up, get tae it noo |
| 00:24 - 00:26 | but Sir... |
| 00:27 - 00:28 | we'll be deid if we attempt tae clean it |
| 00:31 - 00:33 | we're naw gonnae do it i'm afraid |
| 00:34 - 00:36 | there's nothing we can do sir |
| 00:53 - 00:58 | everyone who wanted tae clean the mess up leave noo |
| 01:13 - 01:15 | whit are fuckin talkin aboot ya tadgers |
| 01:15 - 01:17 | ma fuckin hoose doesnae stink o dug shite |
| 01:18 - 01:23 | And don't even fuckin say it does cos ye alll know fine fuckin well that it doesnae |
| 01:25 - 01:28 | ye honestly think i would walk aboot in ma own hoose that's covered in fuckin dug shite? |
| 01:27 - 01:32 | I'm still fuckin pissed aff though! |
| 01:29 - 01:31 | i'm fuckin sick and fed up o folk tellin me that ma hoose is reekin o dug shite |
| 01:31 - 01:34 | i'm fuckin pissed right aff |
| 01:34 - 01:37 | by every fuckin one of ye cos ye all do ma nut in |
| 01:37 - 01:40 | who thinks i trail dug shite into ma own hoose for enjoyment? |
| 01:40 - 01:42 | Sir,we noticed it ourselves |
| 01:42 - 01:46 | Is that any excuse tae tell me that i have a durty hoose? |
| 01:46 - 01:48 | Sir, yer hoose is stinkin of shite |
| 01:48 - 01:52 | so ye keep fuckin tellin me ya bawbag! |
| 01:53 - 01:54 | Sir,yer hoose is stinkin |
| 01:56 - 01:57 | The same pish as usual |
| 01:57 - 02:00 | "Yes sir we know yer hoose stinks of dug shite |
| 02:00 - 02:03 | but we won't waste oor time cleaning it up! |
| 02:04 - 02:08 | Are ye fuckin kidding me? |
| 02:08 - 02:13 | ye's need tae clean it up and fuckin pronto! |
| 02:14 - 02:16 | ye's al need a great plan |
| 02:17 - 02:21 | Some asshole come's in and says ma hoose stinks of shite |
| 02:27 - 02:29 | we're doomed if we cannae clean it |
| 02:30 - 02:34 | If only ye would learn tae clean |
| 02:34 - 02:36 | Ye can't let shite sit on a carpet |
| 02:41 - 02:42 | if there's loads of it. |
| 02:43 - 02:47 | i'm fuckin pissed aff wae every one o ye cos ye'll naw clean the shite up |
| 02:48 - 02:53 | Just forget aboot it ya lazy bastards al dae it maself |
| 02:54 - 02:56 | Aye, That'll work. |
| 02:56 - 02:59 | but who do ye think yer foolin? |
| 03:00 - 03:02 | The whole cleaning is a farce! |
| 03:04 - 03:07 | It's okay Anna, we all retweeted. |
| 03:14 - 03:16 | people who visit me won't come back |
| 03:19 - 03:23 | They'll feel sick when they arrive |
| 03:25 - 03:26 | that is pish! |
| 03:31 - 03:33 | cos of you bastards! |
| 03:40 - 03:46 | Keep sittin on yer arses daein fuck all cos yer all fuckin lazy |
| 03:46 - 03:49 | if ye cleaned it up i wouldnae be angry |
| 03:53 - 03:56 | We'll see how it turns oot |
