| 00:00 - 00:03 | My Lord, news reaches us of a |
| 00:04 - 00:05 | second wave of COVID sweeping Europe |
| 00:05 - 00:07 | expected to peak soon at Celtic Park Time. |
| 00:08 - 00:12 | We might not get the 10 via Zoom. |
| 00:12 - 00:15 | Also, we're getting pumped in the Europa League. |
| 00:17 - 00:19 | You mean the Champions League? |
| 00:19 - 00:21 | Europa League is for diddy teams. |
| 00:24 - 00:26 | My Lord |
| 00:27 - 00:28 | We..... |
| 00:31 - 00:33 | We got pumped out the Champions League by |
| 00:34 - 00:36 | the Hungarian might of Ferencváros |
| 00:53 - 00:58 | All cunts oot the room apart fae Banker, Lennon & Kennedy |
| 01:13 - 01:15 | You three know what's at stake this season |
| 01:15 - 01:17 | I've even made the refs aware |
| 01:18 - 01:23 | I rewired the SPFL super-random-fixture generator |
| 01:25 - 01:28 | Nearly got some paying gullibles in to watch The Rangers |
| 01:29 - 01:31 | But you let that wee prick Bolingoli |
| 01:31 - 01:34 | fuck off to Spain for cheap fags! |
| 01:34 - 01:37 | He should've went to the barras |
| 01:37 - 01:40 | But did he? Naw! |
| 01:40 - 01:42 | My Lord, I was not aware he smoked |
| 01:42 - 01:46 | Shut it ya fucking bawbag. Look what you did next |
| 01:46 - 01:48 | My Lord, we have Italy's finest full back |
| 01:48 - 01:52 | Finest full back? Laxalt? |
| 01:53 - 01:54 | He needs kicked in the vagina! |
| 01:56 - 01:57 | And now, to rub it in, |
| 01:57 - 02:00 | the Sevco twitter admin is fucking trolling us! |
| 02:00 - 02:03 | They're trying to hand us the banter years |
| 02:04 - 02:08 | This from a club I fucking killed 8 years ago |
| 02:08 - 02:13 | But they survived because their fans aren't obsessed with us |
| 02:14 - 02:16 | Like the virgins in the green brigade are obsessed about sevco |
| 02:17 - 02:21 | Running about Glesga puting up posters |
| 02:27 - 02:29 | Dressed in Kappa and Gola |
| 02:30 - 02:34 | Instead of selling out the new hoops tap |
| 02:34 - 02:36 | To pay for player wages |
| 02:41 - 02:42 | Which takes me on to.... |
| 02:43 - 02:47 | Wages for that Donkey fucking shame Duffy |
| 02:48 - 02:53 | He is going to single handedly ruin us |
| 02:54 - 02:56 | 45 grand a week |
| 02:56 - 02:59 | and he loses the baw in the disco lights |
| 03:00 - 03:02 | Connor Goldson was pishing himself laughing |
| 03:04 - 03:07 | It's OK bernadette Shane will come good |
| 03:14 - 03:16 | Clare Whyte has announced she's resigning |
| 03:19 - 03:23 | We'll need to drop Broony permanently |
| 03:25 - 03:26 | he'll get cited noo |
| 03:31 - 03:33 | We might need to abandon the Holy grail of 10 |
| 03:40 - 03:46 | Get Perma Tam to make another video to rally the gulibles and get |
| 03:46 - 03:49 | The Japanese FA on the blower |
| 03:53 - 03:56 | I feel a tour coming on |
