| 00:00 - 00:03 | The Democrats have taken the lead here |
| 00:04 - 00:05 | And in the neighboring county |
| 00:05 - 00:07 | and also over here |
| 00:08 - 00:12 | With the mail in vote being counted in Atlanta |
| 00:12 - 00:15 | Biden will win Georgia |
| 00:17 - 00:19 | That's okay |
| 00:19 - 00:21 | I will win Pennsylvania |
| 00:24 - 00:26 | Mein Fuhrer |
| 00:27 - 00:28 | actually |
| 00:31 - 00:33 | actually Biden has taken the lead there too |
| 00:34 - 00:36 | and it doesn't appear it will flip back |
| 00:53 - 00:58 | go get Rudy Giuliani right fucking now |
| 01:13 - 01:15 | How the hell!?! |
| 01:15 - 01:17 | I did so many rallies there |
| 01:18 - 01:23 | For those stupid inbreds |
| 01:25 - 01:28 | I hate Georgia |
| 01:29 - 01:31 | and those Pennsylvania hill people |
| 01:31 - 01:34 | What about the boat parades?!?! |
| 01:34 - 01:37 | the trucks with flags? |
| 01:37 - 01:40 | Hunter Bidens laptops? |
| 01:40 - 01:42 | Mein Fuhrer nobody really believes that story |
| 01:42 - 01:46 | I believe that story. Rudy told me! |
| 01:46 - 01:48 | Mein Fuhrer Rudy Giuliani is an idiot |
| 01:48 - 01:52 | You're the idiot, he's Americas Mayor |
| 01:53 - 01:54 | This is fraud |
| 01:56 - 01:57 | these votes are illegal |
| 01:57 - 02:00 | it's the deep state |
| 02:00 - 02:03 | and Nancy Pelosi working together |
| 02:04 - 02:08 | Why isn't Bill Barr doing anything? |
| 02:08 - 02:13 | They need to stop counting votes here and here |
| 02:14 - 02:16 | and count them all in Arizona |
| 02:17 - 02:21 | That's the only way this election is fare |
| 02:27 - 02:29 | someone get me a Diet Coke |
| 02:30 - 02:34 | I am the President. Me. |
| 02:34 - 02:36 | We just say that |
| 02:41 - 02:42 | I will not concede |
| 02:43 - 02:47 | Biden is the criminal not me. His whole family! |
| 02:48 - 02:53 | Fucking sleepy Joe, you've got to be kidding me |
| 02:54 - 02:56 | Hannity said this wouldn't happen |
| 02:56 - 02:59 | Catching COVID killed my chances |
| 03:00 - 03:02 | that bitch Hope Hicks |
| 03:04 - 03:07 | It's okay Hope none of us wore masks |
| 03:14 - 03:16 | What do I do now? |
| 03:19 - 03:23 | What about Jared and Ivanka, and the boy children? |
| 03:25 - 03:26 | Will Pence pardon us? |
| 03:31 - 03:33 | Not from the SDNY |
| 03:40 - 03:46 | I know that you asshole, that's why we need to leave the country |
| 03:46 - 03:49 | Why did I even bother packing the courts? |
| 03:53 - 03:56 | I'll get your things |
