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Mark Drakefords Latest Speech
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00:00 - 00:03Mr Drakeford Sir
00:04 - 00:05We have done as you asked
00:05 - 00:07and locked down Wales
00:08 - 00:12we will stop all the English Immigrants
00:12 - 00:15getting to their second homes in Tenby
00:17 - 00:19Full Lockdown for all Wales ?
00:19 - 00:21Do Not let them buy non essential items ?
00:24 - 00:26Mr Drakeford .... Boris has emailed
00:27 - 00:28He said to behave yourself and
00:31 - 00:33 that your more useless than that twat Neil Kinnock
00:34 - 00:36and that hes going to build the relief road
00:53 - 00:58Who does Boris think he is
01:13 - 01:15I am running Wales
01:15 - 01:17Its my country and I am in charge
01:18 - 01:23I dont dress in cheap Tesco suits that dont fit for no reason
01:25 - 01:28I dress as scruffy as that twat Corbyn
01:29 - 01:31and the lefty snowflakes love that tramp
01:31 - 01:34Email Bojo the buffoon back
01:34 - 01:37tell him shove the relief road up his fat arse
01:37 - 01:40and i cant even have a pint now cos you have shut the pubs
01:40 - 01:42Mr Drakeford you told us to shut them
01:42 - 01:46you should know not to listen to me cos I am clueless
01:46 - 01:48Mr Drakeford Shall we ring Carwyn for advice ?
01:48 - 01:52Dont be daft I want to fuck this up all on my own
01:53 - 01:54I want to turn Wales
01:56 - 01:57In to aThird World Shithole Social State
01:57 - 02:00with no jobs left for anyone
02:00 - 02:03because I shut all their businesses
02:04 - 02:08On some crazed power trip
02:08 - 02:13all because I was bullied in school
02:14 - 02:16and they nicked my dinner money
02:17 - 02:21and they called me a speccy four eyed twat
02:27 - 02:29And i had ginger hair for fuck sake
02:30 - 02:34Now its time for me to take revenge
02:34 - 02:36They wont be laughing now .....
02:41 - 02:42they cant buy george foremans or ping pong bats
02:43 - 02:47but at least with beauty salons closed
02:48 - 02:53there wont be any fat birds wandering around Cardiff
02:54 - 02:56that are more orange than oompa loompas
02:56 - 02:59they look like they just come off the set
03:00 - 03:02of Willy fucking Wonka
03:04 - 03:07I can do spray tans luv
03:14 - 03:16Right i want to go further
03:19 - 03:23i am going to punish them more
03:25 - 03:26No more wearing of tight black leggings
03:31 - 03:33and Welsh rugby tops on match days
03:40 - 03:46and ban those blow up leeks
03:46 - 03:49and daffodils and sheep
03:53 - 03:56That will fuck them right up !