00:00 - 00:03 | Mr Drakeford Sir |
00:04 - 00:05 | We have done as you asked |
00:05 - 00:07 | and locked down Wales |
00:08 - 00:12 | we will stop all the English Immigrants |
00:12 - 00:15 | getting to their second homes in Tenby |
00:17 - 00:19 | Full Lockdown for all Wales ? |
00:19 - 00:21 | Do Not let them buy non essential items ? |
00:24 - 00:26 | Mr Drakeford .... Boris has emailed |
00:27 - 00:28 | He said to behave yourself and |
00:31 - 00:33 | that your more useless than that twat Neil Kinnock |
00:34 - 00:36 | and that hes going to build the relief road |
00:53 - 00:58 | Who does Boris think he is |
01:13 - 01:15 | I am running Wales |
01:15 - 01:17 | Its my country and I am in charge |
01:18 - 01:23 | I dont dress in cheap Tesco suits that dont fit for no reason |
01:25 - 01:28 | I dress as scruffy as that twat Corbyn |
01:29 - 01:31 | and the lefty snowflakes love that tramp |
01:31 - 01:34 | Email Bojo the buffoon back |
01:34 - 01:37 | tell him shove the relief road up his fat arse |
01:37 - 01:40 | and i cant even have a pint now cos you have shut the pubs |
01:40 - 01:42 | Mr Drakeford you told us to shut them |
01:42 - 01:46 | you should know not to listen to me cos I am clueless |
01:46 - 01:48 | Mr Drakeford Shall we ring Carwyn for advice ? |
01:48 - 01:52 | Dont be daft I want to fuck this up all on my own |
01:53 - 01:54 | I want to turn Wales |
01:56 - 01:57 | In to aThird World Shithole Social State |
01:57 - 02:00 | with no jobs left for anyone |
02:00 - 02:03 | because I shut all their businesses |
02:04 - 02:08 | On some crazed power trip |
02:08 - 02:13 | all because I was bullied in school |
02:14 - 02:16 | and they nicked my dinner money |
02:17 - 02:21 | and they called me a speccy four eyed twat |
02:27 - 02:29 | And i had ginger hair for fuck sake |
02:30 - 02:34 | Now its time for me to take revenge |
02:34 - 02:36 | They wont be laughing now ..... |
02:41 - 02:42 | they cant buy george foremans or ping pong bats |
02:43 - 02:47 | but at least with beauty salons closed |
02:48 - 02:53 | there wont be any fat birds wandering around Cardiff |
02:54 - 02:56 | that are more orange than oompa loompas |
02:56 - 02:59 | they look like they just come off the set |
03:00 - 03:02 | of Willy fucking Wonka |
03:04 - 03:07 | I can do spray tans luv |
03:14 - 03:16 | Right i want to go further |
03:19 - 03:23 | i am going to punish them more |
03:25 - 03:26 | No more wearing of tight black leggings |
03:31 - 03:33 | and Welsh rugby tops on match days |
03:40 - 03:46 | and ban those blow up leeks |
03:46 - 03:49 | and daffodils and sheep |
03:53 - 03:56 | That will fuck them right up ! |