| 00:00 - 00:03 | Buddy Oliver has started posting cooking videos |
| 00:04 - 00:05 | they are being received |
| 00:05 - 00:07 | here, here and here |
| 00:08 - 00:12 | The people are loving his easy personality |
| 00:12 - 00:15 | simple delivery and the fact nothing looks like the shits |
| 00:17 - 00:19 | What about chicken livers? |
| 00:19 - 00:21 | Salad pesto? |
| 00:24 - 00:26 | Mein Monfuhrer |
| 00:27 - 00:28 | I'm afraid |
| 00:31 - 00:33 | His food is edible |
| 00:34 - 00:36 | The people love it |
| 00:53 - 00:58 | Anyone who has watched this boy may leave now |
| 01:13 - 01:15 | Are they unaware of my body of work? |
| 01:15 - 01:17 | It's the Jollof Rice all over again! |
| 01:18 - 01:23 | I gave them peaches in a curry! |
| 01:25 - 01:28 | Plenty of black pepper |
| 01:29 - 01:31 | Rigby and Peller |
| 01:31 - 01:34 | with ribbed sports socks |
| 01:34 - 01:37 | I mixed eggs with anchovies, like a maverick |
| 01:37 - 01:40 | (Recipe to follow!) |
| 01:40 - 01:42 | No one likes eating rotten eggs |
| 01:42 - 01:46 | I have three freezers full of frozen excrement |
| 01:46 - 01:48 | All your food is brown and hateful |
| 01:48 - 01:52 | I have ADHD and Arthritis |
| 01:53 - 01:54 | And I RENT! |
| 01:56 - 01:57 | I have burn out |
| 01:57 - 02:00 | and need pictures of doggos |
| 02:00 - 02:03 | Cattos and Cotswold Furniture catalogues |
| 02:04 - 02:08 | The piano is out of tune and the Blue Ticks are hiding from me |
| 02:08 - 02:13 | They all like Marcus Rashford better than me |
| 02:14 - 02:16 | AND. SHE. LEFT! |
| 02:17 - 02:21 | I blended sweet corn and inspired Brenda's anaemic sausages |
| 02:27 - 02:29 | I fingered leeks |
| 02:30 - 02:34 | Picked chard from the garden |
| 02:34 - 02:36 | I invented vegan meat pies |
| 02:41 - 02:42 | I have a mediterranean arse |
| 02:43 - 02:47 | It saved my life and is ballast in the hammock |
| 02:48 - 02:53 | Matt Tebbutt never calls, neither does Nigella |
| 02:54 - 02:56 | I have two phones and nothing |
| 02:56 - 02:59 | not even a text message asking 'you ok hun?' |
| 03:00 - 03:02 | they can both get fucked! |
| 03:04 - 03:07 | Don't worry, I'll eat yours |
| 03:14 - 03:16 | I have 4 and a half GCSE's |
| 03:19 - 03:23 | A floofy cat and pizza oven |
| 03:25 - 03:26 | A Smeg fridge |
| 03:31 - 03:33 | I poisoned the Kombucha |
| 03:40 - 03:46 | and I forgot to take my vital medication |
| 03:46 - 03:49 | for my SEVERE case of Essex girl |
| 03:53 - 03:56 | Now get fucked. |
