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Donald Trump in Oval Office after getting COVID-19
Spewing the virus all over his aides, the President does some election day math.

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00:00 - 00:03Mr. Trump - the biggest hurdle to victory this November
00:04 - 00:05is finding swing votes
00:05 - 00:07 here in Northeast Wisconsin between
00:08 - 00:12Green Bay and Oshkosh
00:12 - 00:15They must vote for you to have a chance
00:17 - 00:19They are all white up there
00:19 - 00:21so, no problem.
00:24 - 00:26Mr. President - the truth is ...
00:27 - 00:28the white people
00:31 - 00:33are all getting COVID-19
00:34 - 00:36They think you are killing them.
00:53 - 00:58Kushner, Barr, Pence, Pompeo - you stay. Everyone else out.
01:13 - 01:15THIS IS A HOAX! COVID-19 IS A HOAX!
01:15 - 01:17Look at me! I have it. Feel Great! I Look AWESOME!
01:18 - 01:23MY Brain is firing on all cylinders! I'm Roided up and Raging!
01:25 - 01:28These pathetic Cheeseheads whining about COVID!
01:29 - 01:31What a bunch of little bitches!
01:31 - 01:34I went there and beat Hillary by a million votes
01:34 - 01:37I Won Michigan by 3 million! Pennsylvania by 5 million!
01:37 - 01:40I had no help from you bastards back in 2016!
01:40 - 01:42Mr. President, I protest! Ivanka and I -
01:42 - 01:46Don't you mention her name, boy! I had her first! She's mine!
01:46 - 01:48Mr. President! That is my wife you are -
01:48 - 01:52You tiny, useless man! If the Saudis hadn't told me to hire you
01:53 - 01:54 I would have sent you back up
01:56 - 01:57to New York and kept Ivanka locked
01:57 - 02:00in my play room.
02:00 - 02:03All you have done is destroy the dreams of every
02:04 - 02:08Anti-Semite supporter in my base. I knew I couldn't trust you!
02:08 - 02:13Now look at Ivanka and Melania here! Look how embarrassed they are at how you are acting
02:14 - 02:16You Bastard! You idiots have betrayed the Greatest,
02:17 - 02:21most Brilliant leader in the history of the WORLD! You pieces of crap!
02:27 - 02:29Me! I created billions from nothing!
02:30 - 02:34 I ruled Atlantic City with my casinos. It was me
02:34 - 02:36who made 'The Apprentice' the #1 show
02:41 - 02:42Then I get
02:43 - 02:47stuck with you fudge packers to bring me down while I was on top!
02:48 - 02:53I knew you were going to betray me. All you secret Hillary lovers ...
02:54 - 02:56I made every single on of you in here
02:56 - 02:59Without me you know you couldn't get a job shoveling elephant
03:00 - 03:02shit at a circus! Everyone of you sucks! You suck!
03:04 - 03:07It's Okay, Hope. It's just the dexamethasone talking
03:14 - 03:1674 years ... 74 years of perfection.
03:19 - 03:23The perfect bone spurs diagnosis, the perfect children created in my secret lab
03:25 - 03:26Then at the age of 60
03:31 - 03:33the perfect Eastern European mail-order bride
03:40 - 03:46All down the crapper - But mark my words, gentlemen - America will remember how great the Donald was
03:46 - 03:49when they look back, and remember you were with me
03:53 - 03:56You're welcome.