| 00:01 - 00:07 | Yuki has been named Most Handsome Cat in the world |
| 00:08 - 00:13 | All other cats are deemed unworthy of love |
| 00:14 - 00:18 | Every household must have a portrait of Yuki |
| 00:19 - 00:20 | Each morning you are required |
| 00:21 - 00:23 | to chant the sacred song of 'Our Beloved Yuki' |
| 00:24 - 00:30 | Yuki, our beloved, the fair one like the snow |
| 00:31 - 00:35 | Your eyes are like gems, emerald and sapphire that glow |
| 00:36 - 00:38 | Pink toes like adorable little beans |
| 00:39 - 00:42 | Pink ears twitch as you dream |
| 00:43 - 00:46 | Sweet dream Prince Yuki, Our Beloved |
| 00:46 - 00:49 | Failure to follow is punishable by death |
| 00:49 - 00:52 | You have been warned. Blessed Yuki! |
