| 00:00 - 00:05 | I was reading Clutchfans during the playoffs |
| 00:05 - 00:07 | good stuff there |
| 00:07 - 00:10 | Playoff talk |
| 00:11 - 00:16 | Then some guy who calls himself 'Highlyrated' says |
| 00:17 - 00:21 | "Rockets biggest weakness is Pj Tucker!" |
| 00:21 - 00:24 | PJ!!!!!!! |
| 00:29 - 00:31 | PJ!!! |
| 00:31 - 00:34 | The hardest working guy on the team! |
| 00:38 - 00:40 | PJ!!! |
| 00:41 - 00:47 | He so tough he beat up his shadow because it was following too close. It now stands 15 feet behind him. |
| 00:47 - 00:50 | Dinosaur looked the wrong way at him. You know what happened to them. |
| 00:50 - 00:56 | Rocket's biggest weakness is Tucker!!!! |
| 00:58 - 00:59 | PJ is so Thicc |
| 00:59 - 01:01 | My wife got pregnant watching him ball!!! |
| 01:04 - 01:06 | He so strong he dribbles a bowling ball! |
| 01:06 - 01:08 | Champions ARE the breakfast of PJ!!! |
| 01:13 - 01:14 | PJ!!! |
| 01:14 - 01:16 | Then he throws some stats in there |
| 01:16 - 01:20 | Trying to back up his ridiculous claim!!!! |
| 01:21 - 01:27 | Time waits for no man...unless that man is PJ Tucker!!!! |
| 01:35 - 01:36 | I saw PJ play violin |
| 01:36 - 01:39 | ...with a piano!!! |
| 01:41 - 01:44 | Ok, but seriously, um |
| 01:44 - 01:47 | PJ appeared in the Street Fighter VI beta, but was removed by Beta Testers because every button caused him to do a headbutt. He said, |
| 01:47 - 01:49 | 'That's no Glitch, bitches' |
| 01:50 - 01:53 | Ok, maybe he is... |
| 01:54 - 01:56 | I can't even say it |
| 01:56 - 01:58 | Tucker weak.... |
| 01:58 - 02:02 | Tucker bitch slapped the Lakers with one hand |
| 02:05 - 02:07 | PJ!!! |
| 02:10 - 02:11 | he's... |
| 02:11 - 02:13 | he's wea... |
| 02:15 - 02:17 | When PJ was born, the only person who cried |
| 02:17 - 02:20 | was the doctor. Never slap PJ! |
| 02:21 - 02:28 | Having sex with PJ is the only cure for COVID-19! Nothing withstands him! |
| 02:29 - 02:30 | Did you do it? |
| 02:30 - 02:32 | My legs are still shaking!!! |
| 02:36 - 02:39 | Tucker once headbutted someone so hard, |
| 02:40 - 02:42 | that his head broke the speed of light! |
| 02:50 - 02:55 | Ok, listen, this fool thinks PJ is weak... |
| 02:56 - 02:58 | Prediction for Game 4? |
| 02:58 - 03:04 | I could quote numbers or stats but we all know PJ is the only answer here |
| 03:04 - 03:09 | and as he goes so go the Houston Rockets |
| 03:09 - 03:11 | Damn, that shit is stupid |
| 03:16 - 03:20 | Rockets real weakness is |
| 03:23 - 03:26 | Come on fool, you know it's the Refs! |
| 03:31 - 03:36 | We ain't never gonna win 8 on 5 ball in the WWNBA!!! |
