| 00:00 - 00:03 | As per your orders we have finished our video on time and under budget. |
| 00:04 - 00:05 | We've parodied the best YouTube has to offer |
| 00:05 - 00:07 | such as this video here and here. |
| 00:08 - 00:12 | We have an overlayed montage of kittens falling asleep |
| 00:12 - 00:15 | while the boys dance along to Gangnam Style |
| 00:17 - 00:19 | So the competition is as good as won. |
| 00:19 - 00:21 | Well done. After work drinks are on me. |
| 00:24 - 00:26 | Sir... |
| 00:27 - 00:28 | They... |
| 00:31 - 00:34 | Our submission has been rejected as unoriginal. |
| 00:34 - 00:37 | The use of five year old memes was prohibited. |
| 00:53 - 00:58 | Everyone out except Andy, Alan, Graeme and Stewart |
| 01:13 - 01:15 | You have got to be joking. |
| 01:15 - 01:17 | I'd rather not have entered than face this indignity. |
| 01:18 - 01:23 | I knew this was a stupid idea when it was first suggested |
| 01:25 - 01:28 | but those idiots insisted it was a great idea |
| 01:29 - 01:31 | "Just download a bunch of funny things off the internet.. |
| 01:31 - 01:34 | ...paste our faces over it and wait it until it goes viral" |
| 01:34 - 01:37 | We should have went with an original idea. |
| 01:37 - 01:40 | Christ, you might as well have shown sneezing panda doing the hamster dance |
| 01:40 - 01:42 | Sir, people do like the sneezing panda. |
| 01:42 - 01:46 | It's *pandering* that got us into this situation |
| 01:46 - 01:48 | Sir, twenty million views can't be wrong |
| 01:48 - 01:52 | This is why people say the Germans don't get comedy. |
| 01:53 - 01:54 | We are a support team |
| 01:56 - 01:57 | We are always working on something. |
| 01:57 - 02:00 | When do we have time to do anything creative? |
| 02:00 - 02:03 | This was the easiest way to get involved and share in the activities. |
| 02:04 - 02:08 | Half the company works in Scotland but the world seems to revolve around Brick Lane. |
| 02:08 - 02:13 | I'm surrouned by cynical bastards but I convinced them this was a good idea. We brainstormed and came up with this. |
| 02:14 - 02:16 | Even Graham showed interest. |
| 02:17 - 02:21 | And after the whole half hour we put into this we are being knocked back for unoriginality.. |
| 02:27 - 02:29 | I'd already written my acceptance speech. |
| 02:30 - 02:34 | I'd pressed my tuxedo, i look great in my tux. |
| 02:34 - 02:36 | Now i'll never get that trophy. |
| 02:41 - 02:42 | Ah bugger. |
| 02:43 - 02:47 | Bills script is the only thing we have left, when will we get time to do that? |
| 02:48 - 02:53 | I mean a three hour epic about Jason McCreery called Air-Con One? |
| 02:54 - 02:56 | Yeah, like anyone cares. |
| 02:56 - 02:59 | The alternative is letting Alan do his rom-com |
| 03:00 - 03:02 | He just wants a shot at the girl downstairs. |
| 03:04 - 03:07 | It's okay Anna, it could still happen. |
| 03:14 - 03:16 | We need to salvage this somehow |
| 03:19 - 03:23 | This is unbelieviable, I can't believe I'm about to say this |
| 03:25 - 03:26 | Hey Andy |
| 03:31 - 03:33 | This one is on you |
| 03:40 - 03:46 | Just keep an eye on him, he will upload two girls one cup or something knowing him |
| 03:46 - 03:49 | That shit will not go down well with HR |
| 03:53 - 03:56 | .Just do what you can,. |
