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Dans Covid Lockdown
Dan Andrews on the 9/8/20 briefing his ministers about their screwup

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00:00 - 00:03We have 394 new cases
00:04 - 00:05in the last 24 hours
00:05 - 00:07Wyndham, Brimbank, Hume
00:08 - 00:12But basically if its
00:12 - 00:15in Victoria its rooted
00:17 - 00:19It doesnt matter
00:19 - 00:21We will just blame the Feds
00:24 - 00:26Premier
00:27 - 00:28Scomo, em
00:31 - 00:33Scomo said to get a wooly bull up you.
00:34 - 00:36You screwed up the hotel quarrantine
00:53 - 00:58Jenny, Sutton, Pakula, stay here
01:13 - 01:1514,000 cases
01:15 - 01:17Scomo cant leave me to drown in my own shit.
01:18 - 01:23Ill lock down even harder, fine everyone!
01:25 - 01:28I want pets wearing masks
01:29 - 01:31people to wear gloves
01:31 - 01:34to even touch themselves
01:34 - 01:37full body condoms
01:37 - 01:40with fluid recycling
01:40 - 01:42But Dan, we are already doing that
01:42 - 01:46Shut up Jenny, you caused this
01:46 - 01:48But Dan, I tried.
01:48 - 01:52Tried is what we will be
01:53 - 01:54210 old fogies dead
01:56 - 01:57The footy stopped
01:57 - 02:00Unionists laid off
02:00 - 02:03and Nurses revolting
02:04 - 02:08Ill be as popular as
02:08 - 02:13a turd sandwich at the next ALP state confrence
02:14 - 02:16how will I keep
02:17 - 02:21the belt and road scam going
02:27 - 02:29Pakula and Hume
02:30 - 02:34you can make up some plausible excuse
02:34 - 02:36blame it on some bogans
02:41 - 02:42Ive stacked the joint
02:43 - 02:47so we will be in power forever!
02:48 - 02:53"Social inclusion procurement policy"
02:54 - 02:56it doesnt apply to serious things
02:56 - 02:59and you've gone and given
03:00 - 03:02the single biggest thing to mongs.
03:04 - 03:07Dont worry Numberwang, he didnt mean you.
03:14 - 03:16Maybe Ill get one more
03:19 - 03:23Aldi bag of cash
03:25 - 03:26Before Im gone
03:31 - 03:33It could be worse
03:40 - 03:46My throat is scratchy and I feel hot
03:46 - 03:49with luck Ive infected you lot
03:53 - 03:56Anybody got some hydroxychloroquine