| 00:00 - 00:03 | We have 394 new cases |
| 00:04 - 00:05 | in the last 24 hours |
| 00:05 - 00:07 | Wyndham, Brimbank, Hume |
| 00:08 - 00:12 | But basically if its |
| 00:12 - 00:15 | in Victoria its rooted |
| 00:17 - 00:19 | It doesnt matter |
| 00:19 - 00:21 | We will just blame the Feds |
| 00:24 - 00:26 | Premier |
| 00:27 - 00:28 | Scomo, em |
| 00:31 - 00:33 | Scomo said to get a wooly bull up you. |
| 00:34 - 00:36 | You screwed up the hotel quarrantine |
| 00:53 - 00:58 | Jenny, Sutton, Pakula, stay here |
| 01:13 - 01:15 | 14,000 cases |
| 01:15 - 01:17 | Scomo cant leave me to drown in my own shit. |
| 01:18 - 01:23 | Ill lock down even harder, fine everyone! |
| 01:25 - 01:28 | I want pets wearing masks |
| 01:29 - 01:31 | people to wear gloves |
| 01:31 - 01:34 | to even touch themselves |
| 01:34 - 01:37 | full body condoms |
| 01:37 - 01:40 | with fluid recycling |
| 01:40 - 01:42 | But Dan, we are already doing that |
| 01:42 - 01:46 | Shut up Jenny, you caused this |
| 01:46 - 01:48 | But Dan, I tried. |
| 01:48 - 01:52 | Tried is what we will be |
| 01:53 - 01:54 | 210 old fogies dead |
| 01:56 - 01:57 | The footy stopped |
| 01:57 - 02:00 | Unionists laid off |
| 02:00 - 02:03 | and Nurses revolting |
| 02:04 - 02:08 | Ill be as popular as |
| 02:08 - 02:13 | a turd sandwich at the next ALP state confrence |
| 02:14 - 02:16 | how will I keep |
| 02:17 - 02:21 | the belt and road scam going |
| 02:27 - 02:29 | Pakula and Hume |
| 02:30 - 02:34 | you can make up some plausible excuse |
| 02:34 - 02:36 | blame it on some bogans |
| 02:41 - 02:42 | Ive stacked the joint |
| 02:43 - 02:47 | so we will be in power forever! |
| 02:48 - 02:53 | "Social inclusion procurement policy" |
| 02:54 - 02:56 | it doesnt apply to serious things |
| 02:56 - 02:59 | and you've gone and given |
| 03:00 - 03:02 | the single biggest thing to mongs. |
| 03:04 - 03:07 | Dont worry Numberwang, he didnt mean you. |
| 03:14 - 03:16 | Maybe Ill get one more |
| 03:19 - 03:23 | Aldi bag of cash |
| 03:25 - 03:26 | Before Im gone |
| 03:31 - 03:33 | It could be worse |
| 03:40 - 03:46 | My throat is scratchy and I feel hot |
| 03:46 - 03:49 | with luck Ive infected you lot |
| 03:53 - 03:56 | Anybody got some hydroxychloroquine |
