| 00:00 - 00:03 | Covid restrictions have been eased in time for your birthday pub crawl |
| 00:04 - 00:05 | The CBD is still pretty dead |
| 00:05 - 00:07 | But we could hit up The Rocks, Barangaroo |
| 00:08 - 00:12 | Maybe Redfern and Surry Hills, or even Marrickville if were desperate |
| 00:12 - 00:15 | And of course theres always you're old fave, Newtown |
| 00:17 - 00:19 | Alright, King St pub crawl tomorrow |
| 00:19 - 00:21 | Elevensies at The Marly |
| 00:24 - 00:26 | Sir |
| 00:27 - 00:28 | There's just one... |
| 00:31 - 00:33 | Sir, patron numbers are restricted and to guarantee entry |
| 00:34 - 00:36 | We have to make a booking at each venue |
| 00:53 - 00:58 | Looks like 'Plan B' again FFS. Clean the beer bong and hook up some kegs, right now. |
| 01:13 - 01:15 | So were gonna tear the roof off this b@stard once more |
| 01:15 - 01:17 | Im so sick of the clean-ups |
| 01:18 - 01:23 | There are glasses of red wine from three weeks ago |
| 01:25 - 01:28 | Everybody can see them |
| 01:29 - 01:31 | The girls were using one as a fg ash tray THIS MORNING! |
| 01:31 - 01:34 | Now there's a goddamn fruit fly colony on the balcony |
| 01:34 - 01:37 | Since this 'work-from-home' BS, standards around here have plummeted |
| 01:37 - 01:40 | Coffee cups everywhere, stains in the toilet bowl... |
| 01:40 - 01:42 | Sir the downstairs bathroom is receiving unprecedented levels of punishment... |
| 01:42 - 01:46 | You've had your 'home office' fan heater running non-stop for two months, plonker |
| 01:46 - 01:48 | Sir we can claim the bill on our tax |
| 01:48 - 01:52 | All I wanted was a birthday pub crawl |
| 01:53 - 01:54 | I was all amped |
| 01:56 - 01:57 | To run the gauntlet of power-tripping Newtown bouncers |
| 01:57 - 02:00 | To peel off for a frosty one at the Carlisle Castle for old time's sake |
| 02:00 - 02:03 | And make it to The Warren View without spewing |
| 02:04 - 02:08 | For the love of God, for the sake of the girls' Insta accounts |
| 02:08 - 02:13 | I was prepared to get selfies of us playing indoor miniature golf |
| 02:14 - 02:16 | At what used to be a live music venue |
| 02:17 - 02:21 | I'm still recovering from The Annandale becoming a family-friendly gastro-pub |
| 02:27 - 02:29 | I just can't walk past The Hopetoun still boarded up |
| 02:30 - 02:34 | Redfern's only good for small bars charging me $10 a schooner |
| 02:34 - 02:36 | Marrickville is at the end of the universe |
| 02:41 - 02:42 | Barangaroo just depresses me |
| 02:43 - 02:47 | Like we really needed a 200 storey casino for Asian whales |
| 02:48 - 02:53 | I'm going crazy stuck in this place |
| 02:54 - 02:56 | F*** it, saddle up |
| 02:56 - 02:59 | We'll break into The Courthouse beer garden if we have to |
| 03:00 - 03:02 | I need a solid night out on the p!ss with the boys! |
| 03:04 - 03:07 | Dont worry, he wont assume gender in Newtown |
| 03:14 - 03:16 | I used to love Sydney nightlife |
| 03:19 - 03:23 | I could play pool in The Cross and still get a double bourbon and coke at 5:30am |
| 03:25 - 03:26 | No questions asked |
| 03:31 - 03:33 | Rolling joints in Dean's Cafe |
| 03:40 - 03:46 | I was gonna move to Melbourne for some orange mocha fg frapachinos |
| 03:46 - 03:49 | At least they hadn't killed their nightlife |
| 03:53 - 03:56 | Looks like they're fd now too |
