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Meeting Roulette for the first time
A video for Kyle about my eventual first interaction with roulette

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00:00 - 00:05So, you wanted my help
00:05 - 00:07Hunting down this other FM-ian...
00:07 - 00:10you clam it's because you can't deal with him on your own
00:11 - 00:16but i now know that's bullshit
00:17 - 00:21because he's a hawk and you're a rabbit
00:21 - 00:24
00:29 - 00:31you're afraid...
00:31 - 00:34he's going to eat you for dinner
00:38 - 00:40like a snack
00:41 - 00:47maybe if we're lucky
00:47 - 00:50he'll eat that lizard prick too.
00:50 - 00:56like a god damn happy meal
00:58 - 00:59and them maybe...
00:59 - 01:01just maybe...
01:04 - 01:06you'll live down this absolute assassination
01:06 - 01:08of your character.
01:13 - 01:14
01:14 - 01:16i have lost 90% of my respect for you.
01:16 - 01:20just enough to NOT rat you out
01:21 - 01:27to my conspiracy theorist roommate
01:35 - 01:36Because dealing with that
01:36 - 01:39would only be slightly less funny than this is.
01:41 - 01:44"Hey dude."
01:44 - 01:47"That thing you've been looking for all over campus?"
01:47 - 01:49
01:50 - 01:53"Yeah, it's a fucking space bunny."
01:54 - 01:56"I am so sorry"
01:56 - 01:58"You're life has been a lie"
01:58 - 02:02On the plus side though
02:05 - 02:07(Wheeze)
02:10 - 02:11
02:11 - 02:13Ali is going to think you're adorable
02:15 - 02:17 and probably want to make a costume
02:17 - 02:20 that looks like just like you
02:21 - 02:28to wear for her next concert
02:29 - 02:30You're an asshole
02:30 - 02:32and you're a bunny
02:36 - 02:39Soul couldn't have prepared me for this
02:40 - 02:42He probably knew
02:50 - 02:55we're made for one another, him and I
02:56 - 02:58Can you take this seriously?
02:58 - 03:04You last that chance for me to take you seriously
03:04 - 03:09when i learned you're a fucking bunny
03:09 - 03:11i mean holy shit...
03:16 - 03:20look at your cute little ears
03:23 - 03:26your intimidation factor
03:31 - 03:36just dropped off the fucking scale