00:00 - 00:05 | So, you wanted my help |
00:05 - 00:07 | Hunting down this other FM-ian... |
00:07 - 00:10 | you clam it's because you can't deal with him on your own |
00:11 - 00:16 | but i now know that's bullshit |
00:17 - 00:21 | because he's a hawk and you're a rabbit |
00:21 - 00:24 | |
00:29 - 00:31 | you're afraid... |
00:31 - 00:34 | he's going to eat you for dinner |
00:38 - 00:40 | like a snack |
00:41 - 00:47 | maybe if we're lucky |
00:47 - 00:50 | he'll eat that lizard prick too. |
00:50 - 00:56 | like a god damn happy meal |
00:58 - 00:59 | and them maybe... |
00:59 - 01:01 | just maybe... |
01:04 - 01:06 | you'll live down this absolute assassination |
01:06 - 01:08 | of your character. |
01:13 - 01:14 | |
01:14 - 01:16 | i have lost 90% of my respect for you. |
01:16 - 01:20 | just enough to NOT rat you out |
01:21 - 01:27 | to my conspiracy theorist roommate |
01:35 - 01:36 | Because dealing with that |
01:36 - 01:39 | would only be slightly less funny than this is. |
01:41 - 01:44 | "Hey dude." |
01:44 - 01:47 | "That thing you've been looking for all over campus?" |
01:47 - 01:49 | |
01:50 - 01:53 | "Yeah, it's a fucking space bunny." |
01:54 - 01:56 | "I am so sorry" |
01:56 - 01:58 | "You're life has been a lie" |
01:58 - 02:02 | On the plus side though |
02:05 - 02:07 | (Wheeze) |
02:10 - 02:11 | |
02:11 - 02:13 | Ali is going to think you're adorable |
02:15 - 02:17 | and probably want to make a costume |
02:17 - 02:20 | that looks like just like you |
02:21 - 02:28 | to wear for her next concert |
02:29 - 02:30 | You're an asshole |
02:30 - 02:32 | and you're a bunny |
02:36 - 02:39 | Soul couldn't have prepared me for this |
02:40 - 02:42 | He probably knew |
02:50 - 02:55 | we're made for one another, him and I |
02:56 - 02:58 | Can you take this seriously? |
02:58 - 03:04 | You last that chance for me to take you seriously |
03:04 - 03:09 | when i learned you're a fucking bunny |
03:09 - 03:11 | i mean holy shit... |
03:16 - 03:20 | look at your cute little ears |
03:23 - 03:26 | your intimidation factor |
03:31 - 03:36 | just dropped off the fucking scale |