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Wiley's Kosher Deli
The hidden truths and origins of Wiley's Kosher Delicatessen

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00:00 - 00:03and so we do not think the restaurant will last much longer
00:04 - 00:05we have competitors here
00:05 - 00:07here and even here
00:08 - 00:12I am so sorry Mr Wiley but I must say
00:12 - 00:15we are completely unequivocally outnumbered
00:17 - 00:19so what do I need to do
00:19 - 00:21how can I make it successful
00:24 - 00:26Mr Wiley
00:27 - 00:28we need
00:31 - 00:33we need the Jews, we need one of those deli things
00:34 - 00:36their smoked salmon bagels are to die for
00:53 - 00:58ok now listen, jews, gays, cripples... get out
01:13 - 01:15A jewish deli?!
01:15 - 01:17you want me to open a fucking jewish deli!
01:18 - 01:23jewish people make me sick, I won't budge, they should hold this corn
01:25 - 01:28jewish would do anything to ruin a mans life
01:29 - 01:31but it won't work with me
01:31 - 01:34I am a savage, I know all their tricks inside out
01:34 - 01:37I would challenge the whole world of jewish community
01:37 - 01:40on my own, I am not scared
01:40 - 01:42but Mr Wiley, remember John Woolf has your MBE
01:42 - 01:46I can handle them, they think they are so important, I'm sick of them
01:46 - 01:48but Mr Wiley, they control the entire universe
01:48 - 01:52when I war with the jewish community I do not lose!
01:53 - 01:54Trust me!
01:56 - 01:57Ask So Solid Crew
01:57 - 02:00they wouldn't touch a jewish deli
02:00 - 02:03that's why they've been in hiding for 19 years.
02:04 - 02:08the thing is I actually quite like pastrami sandwiches
02:08 - 02:13and I often enjoy the odd fish ball with that little pickle
02:14 - 02:16and those latkes are so damn delicious
02:17 - 02:21I don't care how bloody oily they are, they're delicious!
02:27 - 02:29Maybe we offer some bagels
02:30 - 02:34some bagels, bagels with egg and mayonnaise
02:34 - 02:36I love egg mayonnaise
02:41 - 02:42I want salt beef
02:43 - 02:47I want some salt beef with mustard and pickles right now!
02:48 - 02:53we'll sell chicken soup with lots and lots of lokshen
02:54 - 02:56we'll have the best god damn chicken soup
02:56 - 02:59and what are those gorgeous oval shapped fish things
03:00 - 03:02with the random carrot on the top
03:04 - 03:07gefilte fish... it's gefilte fish
03:14 - 03:16they do make the best smoked salmon bagels
03:19 - 03:23you... are right Günter, you really are
03:25 - 03:26you too Hans
03:31 - 03:33Lets do it
03:40 - 03:46I want it to feel like New York, I want those booth table things
03:46 - 03:49we'll call it Wiley's Kosher Deli
03:53 - 03:56make sure it's kosher.