| 00:00 - 00:03 | and so we do not think the restaurant will last much longer |
| 00:04 - 00:05 | we have competitors here |
| 00:05 - 00:07 | here and even here |
| 00:08 - 00:12 | I am so sorry Mr Wiley but I must say |
| 00:12 - 00:15 | we are completely unequivocally outnumbered |
| 00:17 - 00:19 | so what do I need to do |
| 00:19 - 00:21 | how can I make it successful |
| 00:24 - 00:26 | Mr Wiley |
| 00:27 - 00:28 | we need |
| 00:31 - 00:33 | we need the Jews, we need one of those deli things |
| 00:34 - 00:36 | their smoked salmon bagels are to die for |
| 00:53 - 00:58 | ok now listen, jews, gays, cripples... get out |
| 01:13 - 01:15 | A jewish deli?! |
| 01:15 - 01:17 | you want me to open a fucking jewish deli! |
| 01:18 - 01:23 | jewish people make me sick, I won't budge, they should hold this corn |
| 01:25 - 01:28 | jewish would do anything to ruin a mans life |
| 01:29 - 01:31 | but it won't work with me |
| 01:31 - 01:34 | I am a savage, I know all their tricks inside out |
| 01:34 - 01:37 | I would challenge the whole world of jewish community |
| 01:37 - 01:40 | on my own, I am not scared |
| 01:40 - 01:42 | but Mr Wiley, remember John Woolf has your MBE |
| 01:42 - 01:46 | I can handle them, they think they are so important, I'm sick of them |
| 01:46 - 01:48 | but Mr Wiley, they control the entire universe |
| 01:48 - 01:52 | when I war with the jewish community I do not lose! |
| 01:53 - 01:54 | Trust me! |
| 01:56 - 01:57 | Ask So Solid Crew |
| 01:57 - 02:00 | they wouldn't touch a jewish deli |
| 02:00 - 02:03 | that's why they've been in hiding for 19 years. |
| 02:04 - 02:08 | the thing is I actually quite like pastrami sandwiches |
| 02:08 - 02:13 | and I often enjoy the odd fish ball with that little pickle |
| 02:14 - 02:16 | and those latkes are so damn delicious |
| 02:17 - 02:21 | I don't care how bloody oily they are, they're delicious! |
| 02:27 - 02:29 | Maybe we offer some bagels |
| 02:30 - 02:34 | some bagels, bagels with egg and mayonnaise |
| 02:34 - 02:36 | I love egg mayonnaise |
| 02:41 - 02:42 | I want salt beef |
| 02:43 - 02:47 | I want some salt beef with mustard and pickles right now! |
| 02:48 - 02:53 | we'll sell chicken soup with lots and lots of lokshen |
| 02:54 - 02:56 | we'll have the best god damn chicken soup |
| 02:56 - 02:59 | and what are those gorgeous oval shapped fish things |
| 03:00 - 03:02 | with the random carrot on the top |
| 03:04 - 03:07 | gefilte fish... it's gefilte fish |
| 03:14 - 03:16 | they do make the best smoked salmon bagels |
| 03:19 - 03:23 | you... are right Günter, you really are |
| 03:25 - 03:26 | you too Hans |
| 03:31 - 03:33 | Lets do it |
| 03:40 - 03:46 | I want it to feel like New York, I want those booth table things |
| 03:46 - 03:49 | we'll call it Wiley's Kosher Deli |
| 03:53 - 03:56 | make sure it's kosher. |
