| 00:00 - 00:03 | So the 2020 trail year started with Hong Kong 100 |
| 00:04 - 00:05 | and then there was going to be 9 Dragons |
| 00:05 - 00:07 | Translantau, Fast 50 |
| 00:08 - 00:12 | Then some Green Races, |
| 00:12 - 00:15 | Country of Origin... |
| 00:17 - 00:19 | You said all this but |
| 00:19 - 00:21 | you said in past tense? |
| 00:24 - 00:26 | Boss, |
| 00:27 - 00:28 | COVID... |
| 00:31 - 00:33 | COVID cancelled all the races |
| 00:34 - 00:36 | There hasn't been a race since February. |
| 00:53 - 00:58 | If you are a road runner or spartan racer please leave |
| 01:13 - 01:15 | We know trail runners only |
| 01:15 - 01:17 | drink when there are no races! |
| 01:18 - 01:23 | They don't even cross train or do weights! |
| 01:25 - 01:28 | They'll just be fucking hiking with dogs! |
| 01:29 - 01:31 | Or doing triathons! |
| 01:31 - 01:34 | Have you seen them in lycra? |
| 01:34 - 01:37 | They look like shit. |
| 01:37 - 01:40 | Next they'll be doing virtual races. |
| 01:40 - 01:42 | Boss, they have been doing vertical challenge |
| 01:42 - 01:46 | A fucking challenge! Are they Kilian all of a sudden? |
| 01:46 - 01:48 | Boss, some did a race across Tennessee |
| 01:48 - 01:52 | They made Laz fucking rich! |
| 01:53 - 01:54 | Ugh |
| 01:56 - 01:57 | I wanted to see Big Boars |
| 01:57 - 02:00 | and the carnage there |
| 02:00 - 02:03 | But no, fucking COVID |
| 02:04 - 02:08 | They will all have used their race money |
| 02:08 - 02:13 | to buy new shoes |
| 02:14 - 02:16 | and watches and god knows what else |
| 02:17 - 02:21 | and then post continuously on instagram and facebook |
| 02:27 - 02:29 | they aren't even influencers! |
| 02:30 - 02:34 | I miss the days of Anton Krupicka |
| 02:34 - 02:36 | I can't wait for Trailwalker. |
| 02:41 - 02:42 | Seeing everyone in their teams of 4 |
| 02:43 - 02:47 | Please tell me it will happen please |
| 02:48 - 02:53 | It has to |
| 02:54 - 02:56 | Ive muled every year |
| 02:56 - 02:59 | Hated it but always come back |
| 03:00 - 03:02 | If COVID cancels this I will lose my royal shit |
| 03:04 - 03:07 | It is okay, they will do an unofficial one again |
| 03:14 - 03:16 | How the fuck am I meant.. |
| 03:19 - 03:23 | to get my UTMB points now |
| 03:25 - 03:26 | or WSER qualifier |
| 03:31 - 03:33 | Ive been trying for ten years |
| 03:40 - 03:46 | If anyone tells me to go and get some stones |
| 03:46 - 03:49 | I will be most displeased |
| 03:53 - 03:56 | All I wanted was a cold day at Lantau 70 |
