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Hitler finds out about the 2020 Trail in HK
Hitler hears about the trail season in HK and is most displeased

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00:00 - 00:03So the 2020 trail year started with Hong Kong 100
00:04 - 00:05and then there was going to be 9 Dragons
00:05 - 00:07Translantau, Fast 50
00:08 - 00:12Then some Green Races,
00:12 - 00:15Country of Origin...
00:17 - 00:19You said all this but
00:19 - 00:21you said in past tense?
00:24 - 00:26Boss,
00:27 - 00:28COVID...
00:31 - 00:33COVID cancelled all the races
00:34 - 00:36There hasn't been a race since February.
00:53 - 00:58If you are a road runner or spartan racer please leave
01:13 - 01:15We know trail runners only
01:15 - 01:17drink when there are no races!
01:18 - 01:23They don't even cross train or do weights!
01:25 - 01:28They'll just be fucking hiking with dogs!
01:29 - 01:31Or doing triathons!
01:31 - 01:34Have you seen them in lycra?
01:34 - 01:37They look like shit.
01:37 - 01:40Next they'll be doing virtual races.
01:40 - 01:42Boss, they have been doing vertical challenge
01:42 - 01:46A fucking challenge! Are they Kilian all of a sudden?
01:46 - 01:48Boss, some did a race across Tennessee
01:48 - 01:52They made Laz fucking rich!
01:53 - 01:54Ugh
01:56 - 01:57I wanted to see Big Boars
01:57 - 02:00and the carnage there
02:00 - 02:03But no, fucking COVID
02:04 - 02:08They will all have used their race money
02:08 - 02:13to buy new shoes
02:14 - 02:16and watches and god knows what else
02:17 - 02:21and then post continuously on instagram and facebook
02:27 - 02:29they aren't even influencers!
02:30 - 02:34I miss the days of Anton Krupicka
02:34 - 02:36I can't wait for Trailwalker.
02:41 - 02:42Seeing everyone in their teams of 4
02:43 - 02:47Please tell me it will happen please
02:48 - 02:53It has to
02:54 - 02:56Ive muled every year
02:56 - 02:59Hated it but always come back
03:00 - 03:02If COVID cancels this I will lose my royal shit
03:04 - 03:07It is okay, they will do an unofficial one again
03:14 - 03:16How the fuck am I meant..
03:19 - 03:23to get my UTMB points now
03:25 - 03:26or WSER qualifier
03:31 - 03:33Ive been trying for ten years
03:40 - 03:46If anyone tells me to go and get some stones
03:46 - 03:49I will be most displeased
03:53 - 03:56All I wanted was a cold day at Lantau 70