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accurate description of how blizzard employees see us, the consumer base.
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| 00:00 - 00:05 | so this benthic gear. this right here |
| 00:05 - 00:07 | they thought it was a stupid time filler |
| 00:07 - 00:10 | little did they know |
| 00:11 - 00:16 | that we would make it proc sockets and even tertiary stats |
| 00:17 - 00:21 | and take weeks to upgrade |
| 00:21 - 00:24 | WEEKS |
| 00:29 - 00:31 | and then |
| 00:31 - 00:34 | we made trinkets that would last the whole expansion |
| 00:38 - 00:40 | wait theres more |
| 00:41 - 00:47 | we made stuff titanforge to max level from the lowest possible content |
| 00:47 - 00:50 | making mythic raiding non rewarding |
| 00:50 - 00:56 | especially for the hardcore we were punishing |
| 00:58 - 00:59 | max level loot! |
| 00:59 - 01:01 | from lfr! |
| 01:04 - 01:06 | fuck those mythic raiders! |
| 01:06 - 01:08 | they think they know what they want |
| 01:13 - 01:14 | so heres what we did next |
| 01:14 - 01:16 | we said we listened to them |
| 01:16 - 01:20 | that we would remove titanforging |
| 01:21 - 01:27 | but heres where it gets really really good |
| 01:35 - 01:36 | we packed benthic and forging |
| 01:36 - 01:39 | into one megashit concept |
| 01:41 - 01:44 | seriously we did. we call it corruption |
| 01:44 - 01:47 | its going to fix all the problems this game has |
| 01:47 - 01:49 | its going to make people happy |
| 01:50 - 01:53 | if they like hating themselves |
| 01:54 - 01:56 | that'll teach them |
| 01:56 - 01:58 | they think they know better |
| 01:58 - 02:02 | just shut up and give us your money |
| 02:05 - 02:07 | corruption! |
| 02:10 - 02:11 | its awful |
| 02:11 - 02:13 | worse than titanforging |
| 02:15 - 02:17 | but if you subscribe for 6 months |
| 02:17 - 02:20 | we will give you this flying rat |
| 02:21 - 02:28 | to take away from our complete incompetence and lock you into playing |
| 02:29 - 02:30 | so you admitt it? |
| 02:30 - 02:32 | we admitt it yes! |
| 02:36 - 02:39 | we never even finished nzoth! |
| 02:40 - 02:42 | we just didn't bother |
| 02:50 - 02:55 | but thats ok people will love shadowlands |
| 02:56 - 02:58 | whats so great about it? |
| 02:58 - 03:04 | well you see the main thing about it is that... |
| 03:04 - 03:09 | its not battle for azeroth |
| 03:09 - 03:11 | so it should be good |
| 03:16 - 03:20 | just kidding it'l suck |
| 03:23 - 03:26 | you thought we cared for a second there |
| 03:31 - 03:36 | Fuck you and everything you ever do ever! |