00:00 - 00:03So Governor Newsom has reopened many areas in
00:04 - 00:05California. Golf Courses,
00:05 - 00:07Tennis courts, parks, hiking trails
00:08 - 00:12nail and hair salons can now open with precautions
00:12 - 00:15like masks and temperature checks.
00:17 - 00:19This is good news, my dear
00:19 - 00:21friend Ronnie Feenberg can finally get a haircut
00:24 - 00:26My Fuhrer, his family won't let
00:27 - 00:28him get a haircut.
00:31 - 00:33They don't think its safe and it looks good
00:34 - 00:36They think it makes him cool and hip
00:53 - 00:58Anyone who thinks Feenie's hair looks good stay, the rest of you out
01:13 - 01:15They think his hair looks good? They
01:15 - 01:17 must be mashugena. They need their eyes checked.
01:18 - 01:23He looks like Phil Spector, Uncle Reuben and a howler monkey had a love child.
01:25 - 01:28Looks cool and hip? He wouldn't be cool in a freezer.
01:29 - 01:31And anyone who lives in Porter
01:31 - 01:34Ranch can't be hip, unless you are a Samarghacian
01:34 - 01:37or a laberdoodle.
01:37 - 01:40What next, a pony tail like some ageing hippie
01:40 - 01:42His family doesn't think its safe.
01:42 - 01:46He'll wear a mask. The barber too.
01:46 - 01:48His family says he would look good with a bun
01:48 - 01:52Feenie with a man bun? No one looks good with a man bun unless
01:53 - 01:54they are in a Kurosawa movie.
01:56 - 01:57Man buns, Oy vey iz mir, next
01:57 - 02:00you will tell me he likes avocado toast and micro brews
02:00 - 02:03like all his hipster friends like Dennis Welch
02:04 - 02:08and Rick Barone.
02:08 - 02:13What next, a beard like the guys in ZZ top
02:14 - 02:16The tongue is bad enough now he is embarrassing the
02:17 - 02:21firm. I hope he didn't look like that when he was on that panel at CAAA
02:27 - 02:29Judge Pacheco would be deeply insulted.
02:30 - 02:34So would Elliot Berkowitz
02:34 - 02:36and Jeff Silverman
02:41 - 02:42not to mention Arnie Rotkin
02:43 - 02:47It's a shanda to the goyium
02:48 - 02:53Now we'll never hear the end of it from the civil department
02:54 - 02:56Law with dignity, my tuchus
02:56 - 02:59If my lawyer looked like that, I would rather represent myself
03:00 - 03:02or hire Jacob Emrani or John Mendoza
03:04 - 03:07Its ok, Mr. Mendoza isn't taking clients anymore
03:14 - 03:16His Uncle Gene of blessed memory would
03:19 - 03:23not like that hair style
03:25 - 03:26He would be very upset
03:31 - 03:33Well, at least its not a total disaster. He
03:40 - 03:46doesn't have trigger finger like Sherman or hair like that idiot
03:46 - 03:49Galperson. That would be a disaster. Kind of
03:53 - 03:56his Fantasy Football Draft.