| 00:00 - 00:03 | So Governor Newsom has reopened many areas in |
| 00:04 - 00:05 | California. Golf Courses, |
| 00:05 - 00:07 | Tennis courts, parks, hiking trails |
| 00:08 - 00:12 | nail and hair salons can now open with precautions |
| 00:12 - 00:15 | like masks and temperature checks. |
| 00:17 - 00:19 | This is good news, my dear |
| 00:19 - 00:21 | friend Ronnie Feenberg can finally get a haircut |
| 00:24 - 00:26 | My Fuhrer, his family won't let |
| 00:27 - 00:28 | him get a haircut. |
| 00:31 - 00:33 | They don't think its safe and it looks good |
| 00:34 - 00:36 | They think it makes him cool and hip |
| 00:53 - 00:58 | Anyone who thinks Feenie's hair looks good stay, the rest of you out |
| 01:13 - 01:15 | They think his hair looks good? They |
| 01:15 - 01:17 | must be mashugena. They need their eyes checked. |
| 01:18 - 01:23 | He looks like Phil Spector, Uncle Reuben and a howler monkey had a love child. |
| 01:25 - 01:28 | Looks cool and hip? He wouldn't be cool in a freezer. |
| 01:29 - 01:31 | And anyone who lives in Porter |
| 01:31 - 01:34 | Ranch can't be hip, unless you are a Samarghacian |
| 01:34 - 01:37 | or a laberdoodle. |
| 01:37 - 01:40 | What next, a pony tail like some ageing hippie |
| 01:40 - 01:42 | His family doesn't think its safe. |
| 01:42 - 01:46 | He'll wear a mask. The barber too. |
| 01:46 - 01:48 | His family says he would look good with a bun |
| 01:48 - 01:52 | Feenie with a man bun? No one looks good with a man bun unless |
| 01:53 - 01:54 | they are in a Kurosawa movie. |
| 01:56 - 01:57 | Man buns, Oy vey iz mir, next |
| 01:57 - 02:00 | you will tell me he likes avocado toast and micro brews |
| 02:00 - 02:03 | like all his hipster friends like Dennis Welch |
| 02:04 - 02:08 | and Rick Barone. |
| 02:08 - 02:13 | What next, a beard like the guys in ZZ top |
| 02:14 - 02:16 | The tongue is bad enough now he is embarrassing the |
| 02:17 - 02:21 | firm. I hope he didn't look like that when he was on that panel at CAAA |
| 02:27 - 02:29 | Judge Pacheco would be deeply insulted. |
| 02:30 - 02:34 | So would Elliot Berkowitz |
| 02:34 - 02:36 | and Jeff Silverman |
| 02:41 - 02:42 | not to mention Arnie Rotkin |
| 02:43 - 02:47 | It's a shanda to the goyium |
| 02:48 - 02:53 | Now we'll never hear the end of it from the civil department |
| 02:54 - 02:56 | Law with dignity, my tuchus |
| 02:56 - 02:59 | If my lawyer looked like that, I would rather represent myself |
| 03:00 - 03:02 | or hire Jacob Emrani or John Mendoza |
| 03:04 - 03:07 | Its ok, Mr. Mendoza isn't taking clients anymore |
| 03:14 - 03:16 | His Uncle Gene of blessed memory would |
| 03:19 - 03:23 | not like that hair style |
| 03:25 - 03:26 | He would be very upset |
| 03:31 - 03:33 | Well, at least its not a total disaster. He |
| 03:40 - 03:46 | doesn't have trigger finger like Sherman or hair like that idiot |
| 03:46 - 03:49 | Galperson. That would be a disaster. Kind of |
| 03:53 - 03:56 | his Fantasy Football Draft. |
