| 00:00 - 00:05 | These are serious allegations |
| 00:05 - 00:07 | but all seem true. |
| 00:07 - 00:10 | Lowtax is a serial wifebeater |
| 00:11 - 00:16 | He relied on mods to silence goons |
| 00:17 - 00:21 | he thought Burt cover it up... |
| 00:21 - 00:24 | Burt! |
| 00:29 - 00:31 | Burt Sexual! |
| 00:31 - 00:34 | The mod that didn't know if hot-tubs had covers and had to ask GBS! |
| 00:38 - 00:40 | Burt! |
| 00:41 - 00:47 | All he did was ban people instead |
| 00:47 - 00:50 | He didn't even try to be smart about it |
| 00:50 - 00:56 | "Oh, you don't believe Lowtax? Off you go!" |
| 00:58 - 00:59 | "Everyone else," |
| 00:59 - 01:01 | "just keep giving him free money!" |
| 01:04 - 01:06 | Lowtax thought he'd fixed the problem |
| 01:06 - 01:08 | and leased himself a Nissan GTR, |
| 01:13 - 01:14 | a GTR! |
| 01:14 - 01:16 | Not only that, |
| 01:16 - 01:20 | he gorged on Goldbelly cookies! |
| 01:21 - 01:27 | The most expensive cookies around! |
| 01:35 - 01:36 | Feeling safe |
| 01:36 - 01:39 | that Burt had fixed everything he carried on! |
| 01:41 - 01:44 | Using free money that we gave him in good faith |
| 01:44 - 01:47 | he carried on eating cookies and beating women |
| 01:47 - 01:49 | and thought Burt could hide it forever |
| 01:50 - 01:53 | because Burt's SO GOOD at covering things up |
| 01:54 - 01:56 | Burt! |
| 01:56 - 01:58 | "Burt 'ban-hammer' Sexual" |
| 01:58 - 02:02 | His solution is always to ban people, |
| 02:05 - 02:07 | rather than fix the problem. |
| 02:10 - 02:11 | But then again, |
| 02:11 - 02:13 | good luck fixing Lowtax! |
| 02:15 - 02:17 | His Patreon |
| 02:17 - 02:20 | is haemorrhaging numbers |
| 02:21 - 02:28 | people only ever subscribed because it was him and he constantly complained about money. |
| 02:29 - 02:30 | Is his content bad then? |
| 02:30 - 02:32 | Yes, it's fucking terrible! |
| 02:36 - 02:39 | He thought he was unstoppable, |
| 02:40 - 02:42 | that Burt would take care of it |
| 02:50 - 02:55 | and would have free money forever |
| 02:56 - 02:58 | So what'll happen to Something Awful? |
| 02:58 - 03:04 | There are rumours Jeffrey will take over, |
| 03:04 - 03:09 | to try and stop the sinking ship. |
| 03:09 - 03:11 | Maybe it'll help, I'm not sure, |
| 03:16 - 03:20 | I'm just thankful it isn't Burt, |
| 03:23 - 03:26 | Burt Sexual! |
| 03:31 - 03:36 | and fuck Lowtax for thinking we'd believe him forever |
