00:00 - 00:03Today ToadOnARoll's abuse allegation made it to GBS

00:04 - 00:05From there it went from QCS

00:05 - 00:07Then to Games

00:08 - 00:12And somehow to Creative Convention

00:12 - 00:15It appears now that every sub has a "fuck Lowtax" thread

00:17 - 00:19Don't worry about it

00:19 - 00:21The mods will protect me

00:24 - 00:26Lowtax...

00:27 - 00:28Uh...

00:31 - 00:33Most of the mods have read the room

00:34 - 00:36And decided 3 women in a row is enough

00:53 - 00:58Burt Sexual, Renee, and Jeffrey stay, the rest of you are fired.

01:13 - 01:15HOW THE FUCK WILL I AFFORD PIES NOW?!

01:15 - 01:17You were supposed to ban anyone who posted this!

01:18 - 01:23The honor of doing free labor for me requires absolute loyalty

01:25 - 01:28Now KiwiFarms will boast about being right about me!

01:29 - 01:31Shh, Goons don't trust KF...

01:31 - 01:34I'm renting a fucking McMansion and $120k car!

01:34 - 01:37I need my Patreon money for more box wine and pills!

01:37 - 01:40Do you have any idea how boring Missouri is?

01:40 - 01:42Can't you rent an apartment & Nissan Sentra?

01:42 - 01:46Fuck your plebeian Nissan Sentra! I deserve nice things for no work!

01:46 - 01:48Lowtax, the forums are really pissed...

01:48 - 01:52I don't give a shit about them if they're not paying me.

01:53 - 01:54They're all losers anyway!

01:56 - 01:57They're just jealous of my success.

01:57 - 02:00Anyone who reads my public posts is obsessed with me.

02:00 - 02:03They just want me to fail becuase they're pathetic.

02:04 - 02:08All these women are lying and conspiring against me.

02:08 - 02:13Everyone knows women benefit from making abuse allegations, right?

02:14 - 02:16I barely have enough free money left...

02:17 - 02:21...for a weekly Goldbelly order and some shitty Steam games.

02:27 - 02:29What am I supposed to do?

02:30 - 02:34Get a job and actually work for a living?

02:34 - 02:36I have no fucking skills.

02:41 - 02:42I flunked out of college...

02:43 - 02:47I don't even know enough coding from 2 decades of being a webmaster to start a new site.

02:48 - 02:53I'm going to have to start going on MRA podcasts to pitch myself as a funny Alex Jones

02:54 - 02:56But my sense of humor is stuck in 2002.

02:56 - 02:59I can't even pull a Louis CK because I lack even 10% of his skill

03:00 - 03:02I still think Adam Sandler is culturally relevant.

03:04 - 03:07Don't worry, I'm sure in 2 weeks GBS will forget this.

03:14 - 03:16Jeffrey, I will sell you the forums.

03:19 - 03:23The back taxes and decades of nonexistant recordkeeping are your problem now.

03:25 - 03:26Burt, you're fucked.

03:31 - 03:33Prepare your not-apology now

03:40 - 03:46I will just have to turn Gaming Garbage into an MRA Let's Play channel

03:46 - 03:49And run everything into the ground.

03:53 - 03:56Get me a cookie & some mangosteen, then go.