| 00:00 - 00:03 | Today ToadOnARoll's abuse allegation made it to GBS |
| 00:04 - 00:05 | From there it went from QCS |
| 00:05 - 00:07 | Then to Games |
| 00:08 - 00:12 | And somehow to Creative Convention |
| 00:12 - 00:15 | It appears now that every sub has a "fuck Lowtax" thread |
| 00:17 - 00:19 | Don't worry about it |
| 00:19 - 00:21 | The mods will protect me |
| 00:24 - 00:26 | Lowtax... |
| 00:27 - 00:28 | Uh... |
| 00:31 - 00:33 | Most of the mods have read the room |
| 00:34 - 00:36 | And decided 3 women in a row is enough |
| 00:53 - 00:58 | Burt Sexual, Renee, and Jeffrey stay, the rest of you are fired. |
| 01:13 - 01:15 | HOW THE FUCK WILL I AFFORD PIES NOW?! |
| 01:15 - 01:17 | You were supposed to ban anyone who posted this! |
| 01:18 - 01:23 | The honor of doing free labor for me requires absolute loyalty |
| 01:25 - 01:28 | Now KiwiFarms will boast about being right about me! |
| 01:29 - 01:31 | Shh, Goons don't trust KF... |
| 01:31 - 01:34 | I'm renting a fucking McMansion and $120k car! |
| 01:34 - 01:37 | I need my Patreon money for more box wine and pills! |
| 01:37 - 01:40 | Do you have any idea how boring Missouri is? |
| 01:40 - 01:42 | Can't you rent an apartment & Nissan Sentra? |
| 01:42 - 01:46 | Fuck your plebeian Nissan Sentra! I deserve nice things for no work! |
| 01:46 - 01:48 | Lowtax, the forums are really pissed... |
| 01:48 - 01:52 | I don't give a shit about them if they're not paying me. |
| 01:53 - 01:54 | They're all losers anyway! |
| 01:56 - 01:57 | They're just jealous of my success. |
| 01:57 - 02:00 | Anyone who reads my public posts is obsessed with me. |
| 02:00 - 02:03 | They just want me to fail becuase they're pathetic. |
| 02:04 - 02:08 | All these women are lying and conspiring against me. |
| 02:08 - 02:13 | Everyone knows women benefit from making abuse allegations, right? |
| 02:14 - 02:16 | I barely have enough free money left... |
| 02:17 - 02:21 | ...for a weekly Goldbelly order and some shitty Steam games. |
| 02:27 - 02:29 | What am I supposed to do? |
| 02:30 - 02:34 | Get a job and actually work for a living? |
| 02:34 - 02:36 | I have no fucking skills. |
| 02:41 - 02:42 | I flunked out of college... |
| 02:43 - 02:47 | I don't even know enough coding from 2 decades of being a webmaster to start a new site. |
| 02:48 - 02:53 | I'm going to have to start going on MRA podcasts to pitch myself as a funny Alex Jones |
| 02:54 - 02:56 | But my sense of humor is stuck in 2002. |
| 02:56 - 02:59 | I can't even pull a Louis CK because I lack even 10% of his skill |
| 03:00 - 03:02 | I still think Adam Sandler is culturally relevant. |
| 03:04 - 03:07 | Don't worry, I'm sure in 2 weeks GBS will forget this. |
| 03:14 - 03:16 | Jeffrey, I will sell you the forums. |
| 03:19 - 03:23 | The back taxes and decades of nonexistant recordkeeping are your problem now. |
| 03:25 - 03:26 | Burt, you're fucked. |
| 03:31 - 03:33 | Prepare your not-apology now |
| 03:40 - 03:46 | I will just have to turn Gaming Garbage into an MRA Let's Play channel |
| 03:46 - 03:49 | And run everything into the ground. |
| 03:53 - 03:56 | Get me a cookie & some mangosteen, then go. |
