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The Fall of SomethingAwful's dear leader, Rich "Lowtax" Kyanka

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00:00 - 00:03Today ToadOnARoll's abuse allegation made it to GBS
00:04 - 00:05From there it went from QCS
00:05 - 00:07Then to Games
00:08 - 00:12And somehow to Creative Convention
00:12 - 00:15It appears now that every sub has a "fuck Lowtax" thread
00:17 - 00:19Don't worry about it
00:19 - 00:21The mods will protect me
00:24 - 00:26Lowtax...
00:27 - 00:28Uh...
00:31 - 00:33Most of the mods have read the room
00:34 - 00:36And decided 3 women in a row is enough
00:53 - 00:58Burt Sexual, Renee, and Jeffrey stay, the rest of you are fired.
01:13 - 01:15HOW THE FUCK WILL I AFFORD PIES NOW?!
01:15 - 01:17You were supposed to ban anyone who posted this!
01:18 - 01:23The honor of doing free labor for me requires absolute loyalty
01:25 - 01:28Now KiwiFarms will boast about being right about me!
01:29 - 01:31Shh, Goons don't trust KF...
01:31 - 01:34I'm renting a fucking McMansion and $120k car!
01:34 - 01:37I need my Patreon money for more box wine and pills!
01:37 - 01:40Do you have any idea how boring Missouri is?
01:40 - 01:42Can't you rent an apartment & Nissan Sentra?
01:42 - 01:46Fuck your plebeian Nissan Sentra! I deserve nice things for no work!
01:46 - 01:48Lowtax, the forums are really pissed...
01:48 - 01:52I don't give a shit about them if they're not paying me.
01:53 - 01:54They're all losers anyway!
01:56 - 01:57They're just jealous of my success.
01:57 - 02:00Anyone who reads my public posts is obsessed with me.
02:00 - 02:03They just want me to fail becuase they're pathetic.
02:04 - 02:08All these women are lying and conspiring against me.
02:08 - 02:13Everyone knows women benefit from making abuse allegations, right?
02:14 - 02:16I barely have enough free money left...
02:17 - 02:21...for a weekly Goldbelly order and some shitty Steam games.
02:27 - 02:29What am I supposed to do?
02:30 - 02:34Get a job and actually work for a living?
02:34 - 02:36I have no fucking skills.
02:41 - 02:42I flunked out of college...
02:43 - 02:47I don't even know enough coding from 2 decades of being a webmaster to start a new site.
02:48 - 02:53I'm going to have to start going on MRA podcasts to pitch myself as a funny Alex Jones
02:54 - 02:56But my sense of humor is stuck in 2002.
02:56 - 02:59I can't even pull a Louis CK because I lack even 10% of his skill
03:00 - 03:02I still think Adam Sandler is culturally relevant.
03:04 - 03:07Don't worry, I'm sure in 2 weeks GBS will forget this.
03:14 - 03:16Jeffrey, I will sell you the forums.
03:19 - 03:23The back taxes and decades of nonexistant recordkeeping are your problem now.
03:25 - 03:26Burt, you're fucked.
03:31 - 03:33Prepare your not-apology now
03:40 - 03:46I will just have to turn Gaming Garbage into an MRA Let's Play channel
03:46 - 03:49And run everything into the ground.
03:53 - 03:56Get me a cookie & some mangosteen, then go.